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It is hard to explain. For the sake of simplicity, I believe there is an higher power but i do not believe it to be as the bible tells us. So a bit in between but leaning closer to Christian.
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...I was curious that if we would assume it was true, would it be a plausible thing.
Why would anyone assume an implausible thing to be true?
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It is hard to explain. For the sake of simplicity, I believe there is an higher power but i do not believe it to be as the bible tells us. So a bit in between but leaning closer to Christian.
Tell me, does this "higher power" just happen to agree with you 100%?
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It is hard to explain. For the sake of simplicity, I believe there is an higher power but i do not believe it to be as the bible tells us. So a bit in between but leaning closer to Christian.
A dangerous position, my friend. God could terminate you at any moment. Could be a piano dropped on your head or a runaway 3-axle bus. Either way, you are reduced to a blob of pink goo and gristle, your soul dispatched to Hell for an eternity of torment and anal rape by Satan and all the other God-mockers that you will join.

Would you not sleep just a little better if you accept Jesus and know that you will join Him in Heaven, regardless of what ends your insignificant mortal life on Earth? We can help, if you will only kneel before your Savior and receive His warm and satisfying gift of Salvation.

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It is hard to explain. For the sake of simplicity, I believe there is an higher power but i do not believe it to be as the bible tells us. So a bit in between but leaning closer to Christian.
Why do you believe there is a higher power, and how do you propose that we find out what (if any) will it has for our lives?
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Jesus was very liberal. He supported giving to the poor, and taking in the the sick and weary.
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Jesus was very liberal. He supported giving to the poor, and taking in the the sick and weary.
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No, everyone is capable of giving. I just trying to point out the Jesus would most likley be considered liberal by today's standards.
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No, everyone is capable of giving. I just trying to point out the Jesus would most likley be considered liberal by today's standards.
Preaching that we should give to the poor doesn't necessarily mean that one is a liberal. People of any political philosophy, even voluntaryism, can believe that we should give to the poor.
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Jesus was very liberal. He supported giving to the poor, and taking in the the sick and weary.
Please post the Scripture that backs up your claim.

Spoiler alert: Jesus is a REPUBLICAN.
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Jesus was very liberal. He supported giving to the poor, and taking in the the sick and weary.
Giving to the poor YES, but NOT to those who are just lazy and refuse to take up work and NOT to those who reject Jesus as Lord and Savior. I would give to DECENT poor if I'd ever encounter one. Jesus cares about the poor but primarily about the poor in spirit, not lazy "poor in money" welfare bums
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