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Old 03-10-2014, 09:29 PM
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Pretty typical of the gothic thought processes we experience here.
I think the phrase gothic thought processes ought to be in the dictionary as an example of oxymormon, Sister Mitza.
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Yes, it's quite a demonstration isn't it. Goth is all about a “certain type of music” yet goths may be identified by “can wear
normal clothes too” whatever
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The purpose here is to warn parents. "Oh, we just like [goth is unaware of the distinction between self and other so blurts "clothes" and/or "music" consigning alternative compulsions to the pit] and sure enough, the pit is where it all comes from in the first place. Freaks like Ghost etc., say, don't even bother to conceal that fact and exemplify where goth would lead your child.

WARNING: for parental information ONLY

Blatant secularism, "it's about the music" bounced out the park just take a look at the clothes "oh, it's not about the musical styles it's a certain style of dress" whining on & on & on & on & on & on & for page after page and Parents, look what they're wearing. Satan wants this for your family but WANGO! the Vatican is fighting back and no doubt the new black pope (difficult to ascertain just how many of these there are, but a gothic ensemble from the monks should appear soon if not already).
Just as that clip evokes the Beatles, so will popes engender maggots at every opportunity.
Tha parental warning is there for a reason.
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Come to Him today.
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I'm a "goth" and I'm not "godless" Sheesh, what did we do to you guys?
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Hey there free thinker, I am with you, they seem to think we have offended the lord some how because we are living our lives. If he had wanted us to live a certain way he would have tried a little harder than use his magical book wouldn't he? Surely?
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If he had wanted us to live a certain way he would have tried a little harder than use his magical book wouldn't he? Surely?
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If he had wanted us to live a certain way he would have tried a little harder than use his magical book wouldn't he? Surely?
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Hey there free thinker, I am with you, they seem to think we have offended the lord some how because we are living our lives. If he had wanted us to live a certain way he would have tried a little harder than use his magical book wouldn't he? Surely?
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Is this creature a 'goth'? I am unsure due to it wearing a rather lively blue.

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Have any of you church guys ever actually MET a goth? If you did you would know that we are peace loving people with nothing against anyone else. The way we dress is how we express our creativity.
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Have any of you church guys ever actually MET a goth? If you did you would know that we are peace loving people with nothing against anyone else. The way we dress is how we express our creativity.



Obviously they have not. What they don't realise is that goths are not satanic or evil.
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Obviously they have not. What they don't realise is that goths are not satanic or evil.
Young lady, if Goths were not evil why do they reject our Lord Jesus Christ?

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Young lady, if Goths were not evil why do they reject our Lord Jesus Christ?

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Yes.


What do you think "creativity" means?
When somebody sees someone else wearing all black, they immediately think "Goth". This is not so. Also, people have misconceptions when they think of themselves as Goth. Furthermore, some goths ARE satanists, just a very tiny percentage. This is no different than ther being a very tiny pecentage of satanists who are not goth. Goth and religeous affilliation do not correlate at all.
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Goth and religeous affilliation do not correlate at all.
Nonsense. 0% of True Christians™ are goth.
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I suppose this is terrifyingly ugly isn't it? *drippingwithsarcasam*

I did not post porn. I posted a goth picture that didn't include sickening obeisity.
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I'm confused. Anna Karenina was goth now?

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I'm confused. Anna Karenina was goth now?

Ok how about these?


Yes these girls are disgusting.*sarcasam* You might as well tell all women from the Victorian era they all looked terrible. This is pretty much exactly what Victorian women look like.
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What's with the umbrellas? It's not even raining?

I've never seen so many goths on the ground. Usually they like to stay up in the trees.



This one is pretending to think really hard.





This one had to climb a tree in the middle of a mall parking lot before the clown-school dropout could eat him. Or his guitar, apparently.





What is this, like the goth version of Mickey Mouse ears?
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