Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Ixi

(*sarcasm*) You guys are incredible.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1BMU5yH3xE

ps. that pearly goo in MY mouth is braces.

That is not Evanescence from the Catylicker forum, I hope.

Goths, like Wickedans, are in league with Satan himself. Responsible parents will spare no effort to deliver their children from this evil cult.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by XianGothDude

At the risk of being blasted, who are you to judge the "evil" and the "demonic", It's sad to think that if I walked into any of your churches I'd be probably kicked out, Jesus as you know came to help the sick, wounded and broken, aren't we to emulate Jesus' example and help those lost rather than bashing them and breaking them down even more?

The likelihood of you walking into one of our churches is not great. The main church in Iowa has a permanent injunction prohibiting the unsaved coming within a ten-mile radius of the church grounds.

Here is the summary of findings:

On the 15th day of February, 2001 came to be heard the application of Plaintiffs, LANDOVER BAPTIST I, LTD., LANDOVER S & L CORP. and WEXLER OFFSHORE HOLDINGS, P.L.L.C. (hereafter collectively "LANDOVER") for a permanent injunction enjoining Defendant churches, atheists, agnostics and others similarly situated (hereafter collectively referred to for convenience as "THE UNSAVED") from physical presence within a 10-mile radius of Landover Baptist Church. In particular, LANDOVER seeks to make the temporary orders which this Court has granted since 1956 permanent, thereby obviating the need for LANDOVER to petition the Court periodically for equitable relief. Also before the Court is Defendants’ Motion for Recusal. For the reasons stated herein, the Court concludes Plaintiffs’ application should be GRANTED and Defendants’ motion DENIED.

Details of the hearing can be found here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...t%20unsaved%22

[Ixi]

That is Amy Lee from Evanescence, a Christian.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

She is no True Christian™, that I can assure you. As the Holy Word of God states, there will be "wolves in sheep's clothing" (see Matthew 7) -- she is a demon in an outfit. She is no more "Christian" than the pope is. Luckily for you, you can meet them all.........in Hell. Get thee hence, hippy homer.

[Ixi]

there are plenty more fat preppies then goths

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Define "preppies." Then we can continue.

[Lady Sorrow]

It is undoubtedly some unsaved heathen teen speak for a group of individuals that she is not fond of?

Goths are a scourge upon the face of the earth. They are Satan's very minions, risen from hell, (poorly) disguised as what they believe passes for human beings.

Well, they are not fooling me, the vile demons!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Lady Sorrow

It is undoubtedly some unsaved heathen teen speak for a group of individuals that she is not fond of?

Welcome back, Lady Sorrow - your wisdom is greatly appreciated, especially as the unsaved have stalked us all the way to this, our lovely new church forums.

They defile our forums with their very presence ... Jesus is weeping, Sister.

[Lady Sorrow]

This is a most sad state of affairs indeed, Mrs Rogers.

Why must the unsaved always persecute innocent christians?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Lady Sorrow

Why must the unsaved always persecute innocent christians?

Take heart, Sister. As Jesus put it:

Luke 6:22-23, 26: Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward [is] great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets. * * * Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets.

So the fact that the hellbound trash in God's favorite forum treat us so rudely just shows that we are right and that we are blessed. Praise!