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Old 11-05-2013, 09:26 PM
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Default Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

So God hates fat people? Then look at this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity...ates#Caucasian

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The United States has the second highest rate, behind Mexico, of obesity for large countries.
Second highest rate, huh? The USA, God's own country? Buahahahaha....
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:51 PM
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So God hates fat people? Then look at this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity...ates#Caucasian

Second highest rate, huh? The USA, God's own country? Buahahahaha....
We are not an obese nation. We are just strongly built.
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I guess that's why Jesus caused "Honey Boo Boo" and it's obese family to crash their car.
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I can only imagine a black, fat, satanic, scientologist who loves to gay and be gay.
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