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Old 06-14-2008, 01:28 PM
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Not all fat people are gluttons, comrades.
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Not all fat people are gluttons, comrades.
Gluttony is considered a sin, not being fat.
Could you please quote the verse in the Holy Bible that backs up your claim, porky?
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Could you please quote the verse in the Holy Bible that backs up your claim, porky?
Heh, I'm not fat.
The guy who started this thread posted numerous stuff from The Bible that says GLUTTONY is a sin and bla bla bla. Not every fat person is necessarily a glutton.
I like to eat quite a lot sometimes, so I suppose I'm a glutton or something. But I am very far from being fat.
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"My mom says I'm big boned!"
Funny. My submissive bride says I'm "big boned" too. Though, I'm not fat....go figure.
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Heh, I'm not fat.
The guy who started this thread posted numerous stuff from The Bible that says GLUTTONY is a sin and bla bla bla. Not every fat person is necessarily a glutton.
I like to eat quite a lot sometimes, so I suppose I'm a glutton or something. But I am very far from being fat.
Do you use a feather to induce vomiting after a huge meal so you can stuff your face again?
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Do you use a feather to induce vomiting after a huge meal so you can stuff your face again?
No, kind sir, I've never been on "America's Next Top Model'.
I have no idea why I stay so skinny. I only seem to grow taller, rather than wider.
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Fat people need to put down the donuts and accept Jesus Christ as their personal trainer!
That's telling them, Preacher Lew! Yessirree bob! Tip of the headmaster's hat to ya!
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Do you use a feather to induce vomiting after a huge meal so you can stuff your face again?
Oh no, is there something sinful about that?
I mean I don't restuff myself..But I nearly always induce vomiting after a meal. Obesity is not comely at all.
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Oh no, is there something sinful about that?
I mean I don't restuff myself..But I nearly always induce vomiting after a meal. Obesity is not comely at all.


Why do you look in the mirror after every meal to make yourself vomit?

Is it projectile style or just a little proper regurgitation?
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Why do you look in the mirror after every meal to make yourself vomit?

Is it projectile style or just a little proper regurgitation?
Oh no, I never look in the mirror. I'd never be able to vomit if I did that!
Its a very proper,slight regurgitation.
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Pretty much says it all. Fat, perverted SICKO bound for hellfire and damnation. I don't know why he bothers with the rubber glove, the demons in hell poking his tender catflap aren't going to bother with latex.

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God loves all people. It says in the bible, "he who hates another person in his heart is guilty of MURDER"!
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God loves all people. It says in the bible, "he who hates another person in his heart is guilty of MURDER"!
John 3:16
For God LOVED the world so much that he gave his one and only son so that whoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.
Did you bother to read any part of this thread, or just respond to the title?

It seems you're displaying the sloth common to the obese glutton. Am I correct in assuming you are also "two tons of fun"?
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Yeah I read your promotion of bullemia and anorexia.
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John 3:16
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Would you be so good as to remind me Who said this: Lu:14:26: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."?
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What is the fifth commandment?
Read Genesis 4:9 and 4:10.
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What is the fifth commandment?
Read Genesis 4:9 and 4:10.
Pal, we go by the entire book, not just a few cherry-picked verses.

Read the Bible, demon.
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