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Dude, you put al qaeda on India, even though they come from afghanistan and pakistan. Great job otherwise though!
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Americans are stupid. The rest of the world is laughing at us because you think the world looks like this.

This is the kind of geography they teach in your Church schools?
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This is the kind of geography they teach in your Church schools?
I can't think of any vital information that is left out of that map. If you take an advanced course, you'll get more detailed study materials like those provided by Brother Nobar.
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Great map but shouldn't mississipie be voodudes. Just curious
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even is you don't like countries other than the USA,you should still be able to pinpoint the major nations on a map and know how the rest of the world looks like.
Its like food, you know propably hundreds of different ingredients and can approximately say where they are in the supermarket, still does not mean you have to buy all of them.
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even is you don't like countries other than the USA,you should still be able to pinpoint the major nations on a map and know how the rest of the world looks like.
Why? Does knowing where Burkino-Fasso is helpwith your Salvation™? No.
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Is this some argument to say that we should buy other countries? I would prefer that they all believe in Jesus and then they will understand how important the USA is; it is God's Favorite Country.
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Is this some argument to say that we should buy other countries? I would prefer that they all believe in Jesus and then they will understand how important the USA is; it is God's Favorite Country.
I agree with that, Brother! It doesn't matter if we know where their countries are, as long as they know where our country is! The only Americans who need to know geography are our Godly Soldiers.
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Exactly, who was it who said, "War is God's way of teaching us geography."? True words!
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even is you don't like countries other than the USA,you should still be able to pinpoint the major nations on a map and know how the rest of the world looks like. Its like food, you know propably hundreds of different ingredients and can approximately say where they are in the supermarket, still does not mean you have to buy all of them.
Most people are not capable of naming all our states, let alone point out on a map where they are. So why should we bother where their tiny little insignificant countries, many of them smaller than one of our states, are on some map?
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Excellent! I like how New Zealand is labeled as "Xena"
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Hello everyone,
I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is.

I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room.

Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later.

Anyway, I hope this helps:

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You are seriously one dense mother, i mean the ignorance by itself is outstanding but you even put the wrong groups in the wrong places. It goes to show that you have no understanding of the outside world.
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Brother Bathfire is one of the wisest men I know. How would he know about all of the cultures of the world without any understanding of it?
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You are seriously one dense mother, i mean the ignorance by itself is outstanding but you even put the wrong groups in the wrong places. It goes to show that you have no understanding of the outside world.
Why are all you monkey-worshiping atheists so hateful and angry? You won't win many converts like that.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You are seriously one dense mother, i mean the ignorance by itself is outstanding but you even put the wrong groups in the wrong places. It goes to show that you have no understanding of the outside world.
Brother Bathfire based this map upon the findings of our Godly Soldiers in their Blessed Crusade against Islamofascism. They have been there, you have not. Please, stop showing off your appalling ignorance, you'll only embarrass yourself.
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Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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You are seriously one dense mother, i mean the ignorance by itself is outstanding but you even put the wrong groups in the wrong places. It goes to show that you have no understanding of the outside world.
I'm surprised he bothered to label any of the rest of the world on this map other than "people who need saving." I love his map, I do, but your argument against it is nonsense. The most detailed map any good Christian needs is:

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As I understand it The Landover Baptist Churh hosts a annual event where you get to use children as Jesus meant it to be. My question is how do you sign up for this event?
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As I understand it The Landover Baptist Churh hosts a annual event where you get to use children as Jesus meant it to be. My question is how do you sign up for this event?
If you mean the Bible Gun Camp, that's only accessible for True Christians™.

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Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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I'm not sure if this has been mentioned but I think it is necessary to include Norway in the map. Label them as Church burning Satan's Spawn. Infact, probably best to place that label on the whole area, including Finland, Sweden and possibly even Denmark.
http://www.chartattack.com/news/7052...oned-in-norway
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