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Talking God punishes National Corvette Museum with sinkhole

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A huge sinkhole opened up early Wednesday at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Ky., swallowing eight rare and notable versions of the Chevrolet sports car.
HELL IS REAL!

I've never been there, but I bet the Prince song "Little Red Corvette" appears somewhere in the museum. I've never been fooled by Prince - he does a "so gay he has to be straight" act, but I've never bought it. Prince is a sodomite and this righteous act of the almighyt is proof.

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He didn't "change the face of Rock". He didn't even change the face of homosexuality.
But of course, leave it to government-funded scientists to try to explain away God's work:
James Currens, a hydrologist with the Kentucky Geological Survey, said in a telephone interview that because of the area’s distinctive geology, sinkholes form there from time to time. The ground beneath Bowling Green and the surrounding region is permeated by caves, sinking streams and springs he said, alluding to a report his office published on the subject more than a decade ago.

“There’s a good chance that there’s a cave that the soil below the building was eroding into,” he said, explaining that looser soils can be carried away by precipitation into caves, leaving a void where once there was solid ground.
Erosion is a lie made up by ecoterrorists who want to stop clearcutting and mess with farming methods. "Erosion" is used to explain away the Dust Bowl, which was God's punishment for Jazz music.

Bobby Jindal is right, we need to fire the volcano monitors.

"Erosion" is also used by old-earthers to claim that the Earth is more than 6,000 years old. No, hills are not the eroded remains of ancient mountains. Hills are mountains that God sat on during the 7th day, when He rested.
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Ugh! I thought only princesses wore blouses!
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