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My GOD, Brother Bath, you so remind me of Vincent Price in....Witchfinder General!
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Im' in pretty good shape from what i do for a living ill' bet id' be good in that calendar ill' do it if you say since its' important to submit to the pastors' and follow what they say.
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Amen sister, Amen
Wait, sh*tstain moth is a female?
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Are you raping her? Why is she having an orgasm?
You have the most strange ideas of rape and organisms. Are you sure you're a nigra?
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Pastor Ezekiel, that picture looks like something you would see in light-core gay porn. Just sayin'
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Pastor Ezekiel, that picture looks like something you would see in light-core gay porn. Just sayin'
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Old 10-20-2008, 01:30 AM
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How familiar are you with light-core gay porn?
Not very.
Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
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Old 10-20-2008, 01:42 AM
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Not very.
Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
Are you sure it was that photo, or was it your general behavior? I bet you dress like a sissy, too.
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Are you sure it was that photo, or was it your general behavior? I bet you dress like a sissy, too.
Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
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Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
Is she your g-friend because she wears the g-string on you? you pervert...
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Is she your g-friend because she wears the g-string on you? you pervert...
g-friend stands for "girl" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear she wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.
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g-friend stands for "girl" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear she wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.
Not interested. Would rather be seeing how the LBC Calendar works out, I'm sure it will glorify GOD in mny ways, praise the sweet name of Jesus. Your harlot and your choices of underwear I will leave for GOD to judge and the Devil to punish in Hell.
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Not very.
Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
Well if didn't want him to know that you are a closet pervert, then you shouldn't have been sitting there staring at it.

I think you wanted to let him know.

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This is the typical story of a Godless closet homer. "Oh I am just asking for a friend" or "I have a friend that likes it in the rear".

You're not fooling anyone here.

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g-friend stands for "guy" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear he wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.
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Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
Why were you wearing her clothes?
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Why were you wearing her clothes?
Because I'm not
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.
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So you admit that you've tried on her clothes. Why should we believe you're not wearing them right now!

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Because I'm not
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.
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