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Old 10-05-2010, 05:07 AM
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So what would you do if you found out you had a gay brother? Or if you had a gay child, what happens then?
Actually, I can speak with authority on this because I had the unfortunate experience of having a fag kid. My eldest son Ron was 18 years old and never good enough for my expectations. I wanted to groom him into being the successor for my evangelical empire, but he was always too moody and introverted and "artistic". I had suspicions he was gay and flat out told him: "If you're gay, you come to me and we can change that. You don't have to be a faggot.". I was a loving and caring father.

In 1989, he committed suicide by hanging himself in his closet. As it turns out, he was secretly in love with his boyfriend of 2 years (his supposed "best friend") and too ashamed to come out of the closet (lol, actually that's an ironic phrase don't you think?). I'm actually glad that he felt shame about his immoral choices, instead of waving rainbow flags and being so "prideful" about it. Ron did the right thing by killing himself. I'm also thankful that he did not spread The AIDS around, because he was bound to get it sooner or later.

I wish Ron could've mustered up the courage to change himself, but he didn't. He could've been a straight man -- a normal human being. Instead, he was a self-tormenting pervert who realized he had to make a moral choice once and for all.

I hope you understand my position on this and maybe you can learn from people that were unfortunately cursed for having homosexual children.
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I've seen Jesus. He's spoken to me many times in dreams.
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What an uneduucated nincompoop. YIC has always menat 'Yours In Christ".
Yick on the other hand, is what my five year old sad when he read the above quote.
naah, he was probably just looking at the contents of your beard
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naah, he was probably just looking at the contents of your beard
Stop trying to hit on my husband.

Don't you have a bridge to protect?

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Old 10-05-2010, 06:02 AM
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You see the term Hill Billy is a form of degrading slang, when if fact it is used in its proper context to describe a person of Scottish origin who immigrated to the Hills Of Virginia. Now it so happens that my wife Mrs Phebe is in fact an Aussie. Now don't you feel like a retard? When you hear that loud popping sound, it is you retracting your head from your ass. YIC James Dewitt
You must be very familiar with that sound, it comes from you that often,

i dont really care if she is an Aussie, shes still talking crap
and when modern people talk about hillbillys

its normally a discription, of most of your friends =)

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If you knew it was a book of fables then why did you insist on going about it being true. It only makes you look foolish.
I never said it was true, you asked me if I have ever seen a hare and tortoise race and I asked you in return if you have ever seen Jesus.

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When did I "shove my religion" down your throat. Did I go to your house and start telling you about the Lord. No! You were the one that has come here trying convert us True Christians to follow you.
Uh, when you told me to "start getting with the Lord" possibly?

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Look! I gave you an answer and then you started twisting it with your foolishness about the hare and the tortoise. So stop twisting things around!
You didn't give me an answer. You know exactly what I meant and you told a 'joke' answer. Therefore, I told a joke in return.

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I think you should contemplate these Bible verses.

1 Chronicles 21:8 And David said unto God, I have sinned greatly, because I have done this thing: but now, I beseech thee, do away the iniquity of thy servant; for I have done very foolishly.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.
I think you should contemplate this part of the Bible.

"In your heart do not hate." Leviticus 19:17
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Old 10-05-2010, 10:13 AM
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Well there's you're problem! You must be using some heathen mistranslation.

"Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him." Leviticus 19:17

Might I suggest getting yourself a copy of the KJV 1611 Bible? That should help you understand why My Chemical Romance is Satanist trash.
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Satillitemind,

How about you start an introduction thread of your own. Tell us about yourself and exactly it is you are here looking for.

I say this as this back and forth is disrupting the flow of this current thread and at least replies can be concentrated on you in that thread.

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"In your heart do not hate." Leviticus 19:17
How you like to cherrypick. The verse is:
Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

Quit sinning and get right with God. You have a dangerous tolerance for the gay deathstyle choice.
Don't you know that those who defend queers deserve death too?

Romans 1:26-27,32 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


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Actually, I can speak with authority on this because I had the unfortunate experience of having a fag kid. My eldest son Ron was 18 years old and never good enough for my expectations. I wanted to groom him into being the successor for my evangelical empire, but he was always too moody and introverted and "artistic". I had suspicions he was gay and flat out told him: "If you're gay, you come to me and we can change that. You don't have to be a faggot.". I was a loving and caring father.

In 1989, he committed suicide by hanging himself in his closet. As it turns out, he was secretly in love with his boyfriend of 2 years (his supposed "best friend") and too ashamed to come out of the closet (lol, actually that's an ironic phrase don't you think?). I'm actually glad that he felt shame about his immoral choices, instead of waving rainbow flags and being so "prideful" about it. Ron did the right thing by killing himself. I'm also thankful that he did not spread The AIDS around, because he was bound to get it sooner or later.

I wish Ron could've mustered up the courage to change himself, but he didn't. He could've been a straight man -- a normal human being. Instead, he was a self-tormenting pervert who realized he had to make a moral choice once and for all.

I hope you understand my position on this and maybe you can learn from people that were unfortunately cursed for having homosexual children.
Um.. this is probably the most revolting thing I've ever heard. You were a "loving and caring Father" because you couldn't accept your son for who he was and wanted to change him? I'm glad you think your own son committing suicide is a funny thing ("too ashamed to come out of the closet [lol, actually that's an ironic phrase don't you think?]"). You'd rather have your own son dead than a homosexual? ("Ron did the right thing by killing himself.")


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I never said it was true, you asked me if I have ever seen a hare and tortoise race and I asked you in return if you have ever seen Jesus.

Uh, when you told me to "start getting with the Lord" possibly?

You didn't give me an answer. You know exactly what I meant and you told a 'joke' answer. Therefore, I told a joke in return.

I think you should contemplate this part of the Bible.

"In your heart do not hate." Leviticus 19:17
I never told a joke answer. You were the one mocking my reply to your question. It's not my fault you are unable to comprehend anything. As I said before, take responsibility for your own actions and do not blame others. Do you think God likes people who shift blame on to others and then lie to cover up what they did.

If you are going to quote the Bible do it properly like this;

Leviticus 19:17 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

I have not shown hate towards you. In fact it is referring to brothers in the Christ. You are not my my brother in Christ. The verse then continues that I should rebuke you and not suffer any sin.

Be a man and admit you were wrong and ask for forgiveness for your sin.
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I never told a joke answer. You were the one mocking my reply to your question. It's not my fault you are unable to comprehend anything. As I said before, take responsibility for your own actions and do not blame others. Do you think God likes people who shift blame on to others and then lie to cover up what they did.

If you are going to quote the Bible do it properly like this;

Leviticus 19:17 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

I have not shown hate towards you. In fact it is referring to brothers in the Christ. You are not my my brother in Christ. The verse then continues that I should rebuke you and not suffer any sin.

Be a man and admit you were wrong and ask for forgiveness for your sin.
Um, yes you did. I asked if someone could explain how you guys supposedly cure race, and when nobody answered I asked if someone could answer my question because I wanted to know. You answered with the definition of a physical (sporting) race when you knew exactly what I meant in the first place and you didn't even get the definition right anyways.

Okay, sorry I got the quote wrong. I was using the closest Bible to me which was a children's version. It converts to the same thing anyway. And before you can tell me I'm using the right Bible because I'm a child, it's from ten years ago.

I wasn't saying you were showing hate towards me, I meant you were showing hate towards homosexuals.
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I wasn't saying you were showing hate towards me, I meant you were showing hate towards homosexuals.
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1 Corinthians 6:9 have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,

We don't hate homosexuals. We merely want to save them from their deviant lifestyle.
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No thanks. Not my cup of tea.
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Um, yes you did. I asked if someone could explain how you guys supposedly cure race, and when nobody answered I asked if someone could answer my question because I wanted to know. You answered with the definition of a physical (sporting) race when you knew exactly what I meant in the first place and you didn't even get the definition right anyways.
You asked about race so I gave you the answer. I had asked many times if you had any problems with the definition I gave you but you did ask. There is nothing wrong with the answer I gave. You could quite easily replace the word people with an animal such horses. Since we are talking about people on this forum, it is more appropriate to use the word people.

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Okay, sorry I got the quote wrong. I was using the closest Bible to me which was a children's version. It converts to the same thing anyway. And before you can tell me I'm using the right Bible because I'm a child, it's from ten years ago.
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I wasn't saying you were showing hate towards me, I meant you were showing hate towards homosexuals.
We are only telling you what God has told us about homosexuals. If you have a problem with that, tell God.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them
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You asked about race so I gave you the answer. I had asked many times if you had any problems with the definition I gave you but you did ask. There is nothing wrong with the answer I gave. You could quite easily replace the word people with an animal such horses. Since we are talking about people on this forum, it is more appropriate to use the word people.



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We are only telling you what God has told us about homosexuals. If you have a problem with that, tell God.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them
No, you didn't give me the answer. You gave me a joke answer and then jumped on me for giving you one back. There are many things wrong with the answer you gave me, the main thing being that it was meant to be a joke but it wasn't actually funny at all.

Okay, I'll just go tell God, brb guize.
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You can't just stop loving someone. You can't just be like "Okay, I'm gonna stop loving this person right now" and it happens. It takes time to get over someone you love/loved, it takes time for love to wear off.
Yes you can just stop loving someone. I have to presume that you are just a youngster who really has not experienced too much of life. That by the way was not mean to sound condescending. I was just pointing out a reality. When one has Jesus by the side, anything is possible. You don't "give in" to lusts, you don't give into temptations. Notice I said give in. What YOU claim as being uncontrollable is a shortfall of yours or anyone else claiming the same as you do. Of course I know people who claim that they "can't help loving him" (as example), but usually the reason why the can't help comes into it, is because they have no inner strength and have become dependant on the other human being. The ONLY things we have no control over is breathing, the feeling of hunger and expulsion of bodily fluids and what sex we were born as. Everything else is a life choice on that level.


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So that makes it alright for them to commit gay acts because it meant nothing to them and all they were really doing was playing with someone else's feelings, but real homosexuals are wrong because they actually love this person and don't want to hurt them?
Again, there is no such thing as a real homosexual. It is someone just giving in to their lustful urges. My first husband(he passed away) used to preach the word of God around the gay areas of Paddington in Sydney Australia. Some of the stories he came home with were not of love at all, but blantant lustful promiscuity that these fellows were more than happy to share. Holes in walls for anonymous oral sexural acts, darkened rooms where the partner wasn't known with the "out hole" being probed with multiple instruments, few of them organic. These things were boasted about by those involved and many of them had multiple sexual partners in one night.


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Your point would be valid if I wasn't a straight girl with a boyfriend, thanks
Well I am not to know considering you have gone out of your way to lead the gay parade on this thread. I will have to take you at your word that you are a female.



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I will post it next. I had to get some sleep earlier and in all honesty, I forgot to search for it. Running a household and a business takes it out of a gal.



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Well at the end of the day, if God is real and I do go to hell for this, I wouldn't really mind. At least I wouldn't have spent my life being too scared to do stuff because God might punish me for it.
That's the thing though. You are obviously of the opinion that we with the love of the Lord on our side are missing out on something. We aren't.
I suppose when it comes down to it, I don't see the not being allowed to murder someone, steal others belongings, being faithful to my husband, loving Jesus, not lying about my friends, not lying to my friends or others, honoring my parents (well they are dead now so.. but when they were alive I honored them) or have Jesus (or heavenly) statues in my house....and keeping my Sundays for God and to acknowledge my love for Him.. as a hard ask, or to be things I even have to contemplate giving up doing. In fact, I would be horrified if anyone thought that any of the above was a chore to uphold, not only to God, but to themselves.

You seem to be a level headed person so the only one I reckon you have a problem with is loving God, again taking you from what I see of you and from you, on here.

Just what is it you fear?

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No, you didn't give me the answer. You gave me a joke answer and then jumped on me for giving you one back. There are many things wrong with the answer you gave me, the main thing being that it was meant to be a joke but it wasn't actually funny at all.

Okay, I'll just go tell God, brb guize.
As I said before, there was nothing wrong with the answer I gave. Did I ever say it was a joke, no! You are the one claiming it is a joke.
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No thanks. Not my cup of tea.
Salvation into the pearly gates is not your cup of tea? You think you know better than God as to whom He will accept into Heaven?

Sorry, but you gaylords will not inherit the Kingdom.
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As I said before, there was nothing wrong with the answer I gave. Did I ever say it was a joke, no! You are the one claiming it is a joke.
Oh my gosh. I am 99% sure you knew exactly what answer I was looking for and you deliberately gave me one that you thought was witty and funny. Do you not understand what a joke is?

Anyways I'm bored of this now. It was fun for a day but it's just tiring now. Who knows, maybe I'll catch you guys in Hell? Bye!
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