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Old 10-16-2014, 10:29 AM
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Angry Charles Darwin - an inbred sadist psychotic plagiarist racist retard!

The theory of “evolution”!??

In addition to sodomy, it has become the number one obstacle to Salvation. The fallacies of the evil lotion have been thoroughly assessed in Landover Baptist Church. Several essays reveal its total lack of logic, missing evidence and twisted aims to introduce eugenics, Nazism and racism. However, there is an unfortunate void of reference material when it comes to the character of the inventor of evil lotion, Mr. Darwin. The aim of the present essay is to review in an unbiased manner best available evidence and produce a character witness account regarding this man, who made a pact with Satan, forced countless souls into Hell and almost destroyed all that is pure and sacred for Jesus, our LORD.


“Origins of species” - the plagiarist!


Leviticus 19:11
Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.

Contrary to common belief, Darwin was not intellectually capable of actual scientific research. All the ideas he had for his theory on evil lotion were actually recycled from other scholars including his own relatives.
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Good evidence now exists to show that Darwin ‘borrowed’—and in some cases plagiarized—all or most of his ‘dear child’ from other researchers, especially his grandfather. They were not ‘his own brainchild’, nor his child, but that of others which he appropriated, evidently often without giving them proper credit.

This signifies that the theory was 1) not his own and 2) as it was stolen, it is conceivable that Mr. Darwin NEVER actually understood his “observations”. This information alone would be sufficient to discard the evil lotion theory. However, there is worse to come…


Darwin: a product of incest!


Leviticus 18:6
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover [their] nakedness: I [am] the LORD.



The photograph above should alert all rational True Christians™ It shows the profile of Mr. Darwin in middle age. Note the prominent brow not unlike in Neanderthal retards. Why is this? Is there ample reason to think that Mr. Darwin was actually not a genius but an intellectually challenged sorry sodomist who should have been locked in an institution. Yes, there is! The Darwin family had practiced incest for generations before the birth of Charles. And, sinners! This information DOES NOT come from a Godly Journal of Creation Science but from an actual secular atheist publication!
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Three of Darwin's 10 children died in childhood, while another three never had any children of their own, despite being married for years. A study of the scientist's family tree suggests inbreeding was to blame, with frequent cousin to cousin marriages lowering immunity to disease and raising the odds of infertility. Darwin's mother, Susannah, was the daughter of third cousins, one of which was Josiah Wedgwood, the founder of the pottery dynasty of the same name. Darwin's wife, Emma Wedgwood, was his first cousin, while the Wedgwood family tree contained several other marriages between cousins.

Need further proof! Look at THIS photo of Darwin and one of his children!



Again, the prominent ridge over the eyes, the apelike characteristics. This also proves that skulls and facial features reminiscent of monkeys are not the product of evolution but of DEGENERATION caused by continuous incest. This alone proves that Mr. Darwin was mentally challenged and could not formulate logical theories!



The missing link? No! Missing education!


2 Timothy 2:15
Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

Mr. Darwin was not a biologist. He studied theology, some geology and very little actual biology. Still, he was chosen to be the naturalist in the HMS Beagle collecting samples of organisms from South America and the infamous Galapagos islets. Thus, he was NOT QUALIFIED for any type of research, he NEVER got a PhD. Of course, this is no surprise based on the retardation as a result of the family incest.
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Charles Darwin went to the University of Cambridge to study to be an Anglican priest. Following the earlier failure, his father wished him to become a Clergyman and he was enrolled for a general B.A. degree which included some study of theology and mathematics. He graduated from Cambridge with a Bachelor of Arts degree in 1831. However, it would be beyond the scope of such a general degree to have furnished Darwin with any truly in-depth theological acumen and knowledge. So Charles' intention was to become a country parish priest, possibly believing that the life of a country priest, with a large house, a nice stipend, and generally little to do would be pretty secure.



The psychosis of Mr. Darwin


Mark 5:16
And they that saw it told them how it befell to him that was possessed with the devil, and also concerning the swine.

After all this, it is not surprising that Mr. Darwin suffered from many kinds of mental illness during his lifetime.
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Darwin's many psychological or psychologically influenced physical health symptoms included severe depression, insomnia, hysterical crying, dying sensations, shaking, fainting spells, muscle twitches, shortness of breath, trembling, nausea, vomiting, severe anxiety, depersonalization, seeing spots, treading on air and vision, and other visual hallucinations... The physical symptoms included headaches, cardiac palpitations, ringing in ears (possibly tinnitus), painful flatulence, and gastric upsets—all of which commonly have a psychological origin... Some speculate that part of Darwin's mental problems were due to his nagging, gnawing fear that he had devoted his "life to a fantasy"... This fear was that his theory was false and there was, in fact, a divine Creator.

Based on this, it is clear that the ideas regarding evolution were based on hallucinations and not on actual observations. In plain language, the man was crazy. He should have been institutionalized. Had Satan not been on his side and supported Mr. Darwin’s every move, that is what would have taken place and the world would have been saved much sorrow and Satan would have billions of souls less to administer anal lava enemas to.

Here we can see the deeply disturbed Mr. Darwin with his overlord.



All this shows without ANY doubt that Mr. Darwin was actually possessed.



Darwin the sadist killer!


Exodus 20:13
Thou shalt not kill.

The incestuous retard + the lunatic = a sadistic murderer. Again, there is actual PROOF of this. Darwin enjoyed torturing and killing God’s lesser creatures. While hunting is, of course, a highly respectable hobby for a heterosexual persecuted Caucasian Godly male, it should not be associated with sexual pleasure. That is was Mr. Darwin did. He was actually aroused while killing and shooting. This means that his sexual impulses were targeted at death, penetration, thrusting objects into animal bodies not via the natural orifices. Yes, it is sodomy, it is bestiality. Mr. Darwin was not fit to live in the eyes of God (Leviticus 18:23), of Jesus Christ, our sweet savior!
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How well I remember killing my first snipe, and my excitement was so great that I had much difficulty in reloading my gun from the trembling of my hands. This taste long continued and I became a very good shot…


Look at THIS image. Darwin practicing bestiality in front of an artist!



Darwin the racist!


Genesis 9:22
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

Mr. Darwin was a firm believer in his evil lotion, thus, he supported the notion that some human beings (Hamites) were lower on the scale of progress and closer to animals.
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Darwin classified his own white race as more advanced than those “lower organisms” such as pygmies, and he called different people groups “savage,” “low,” and “degraded.” ... Even evolutionist Stephen Jay Gould wrote, “Biological arguments for racism may have been common before 1859, but they increased by orders of magnitude following the acceptance of evolutionary theory”
Darwin considered some nations to be “missing links” between animals and humans as evidenced by this image:



WE KNOW that the races are real but they were caused by the sin of Ham and his family! (Genesis 9)


Darwin — the first Nazi!


1 Timothy 6:20
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

Inevitably, racism led the way to Nazism. In fact, we can without any reasonable doubt claim that Mr. Darwin was the first Nazi, the founding father of fascism and probably a good personal friend of not only Satan but also of Hitler’s family!
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Hitler elaborated his Darwinian views by comparing the strong killing the weak to a cat devouring a mouse, concluding that ultimately the Jews must be eliminated because they cause


Here are the soulmates!



We must ask who IS MORE TO BLAME. The inventor of an ideology (Mr. Darwin) or the man who puts it into practice (Mr. Hitler)? Without the “theory” there would NEVER have been an ideology. Thus, Mr. Darwin is the ULTIMATE culprit of all the atrocities of the 20th century including Nazism, Stalinism, Pol Pot, Mao, etc.



Darwin the male supremacist!*


1st Timothy 2:13-14
For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

Finally, it must be admitted that even a vile sinner and a disgusting false man such as Darwin could once in a while get it right. Darwin considered women to be clearly inferior to men. I surmise this was a wild guess and, after all, a broken clock shows the right time twice a day.
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Darwin concluded that adult females of most species resembled the young of both sexes and from this and the other evidence, "reasoned that males are more evolutionarily advanced than females". Many anthropologists contemporary to Darwin concluded that "women's brains were analogous to those of animals," which had "overdeveloped" sense organs "to the detriment of the brain".

This is, of course, true and Godly. Is it enough to save Mr. Darwin from the Furnace of Hell? Of course not, but it must still be told here. As True Christians™ we must include all relevant information about Darwin. It helps the sinners to see the unbiased nature of Creation Science and the fact that also vile sinners are acceptable to Jesus if they repent. Did Mr. Darwin do this? Is it possible that he is actually in Heaven and one of the favorites of Jesus based on Luke 15:2-6.


Did Darwin repent?!


No.


Acts 3:19

Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;

He did not. Unfortunately. This fact is verified by Creation Scientists of very high quality.
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…there are many inconsistencies that make the story untenable… He [Mr. Darwin] was certainly not bedridden for six months before his death. Further, there was nothing to indicate that he was always studying the Bible.

This is an often-told story but it does not seem to be true.
Thus, Darwin is in HELL. He really, really deserves to be there. Please, sinners, take heed! Avoid his fate! Repent NOW! Cast away the evil lotion folly of a man who was severely handicapped in the mental department, a lunatic, a retarded product of several generations of incestuous sodomy, a sadist killer Nazi! A person like that could not have produced a well-formulated theory. Compare this to GOD. He is perfect. He is omniscient. He has formulated a theory that stands and never falls. CREATION. All this is told in the Bible.

Here we can see Mr. Darwin in Hell with Mr. Malthus.



Yours in Christ,


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* The misogyny of Darwin is explained as something undesirable by Answers in Genesis and Creation Ministries International. This is most unfortunate and shows that also these highly-respected organizations of Creation Science have succumbed to lieberalism and sodomy.
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Now the thing about science is that it will always be true whether or not you believe it.
Really? Then why was it a "scientific fact" that mankind couldn't fly 100 years ago? Today I flew my custom Lear Jet from Outer Mongolia to Bejing is a few hours!

Scientifical "facts" always change. God never changes.

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Now the thing about science is that it will always be true whether or not you believe it.
Unfortunately, the only thing this statement asserts is your own lack of understanding of what is science, and how it differs from religion. Religion offers absolute truth. Science does not.
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Now the thing about science is that it will always be true whether or not you believe it.
I have here some quotes from Mr. Darwin about the "truth value" of "science".

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To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest possible degree.
That's from the Origin of species. Mr. Darwin admits that his "theory" is absurd. Always true?

Another one from your hero
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These laws, taken in the largest sense, being Growth with Reproduction; inheritance which is almost implied by reproduction; Variability from the indirect and direct action of the external conditions of life, and from use and disuse; a Ratio of Increase so high as to lead to a Struggle for Life, and as a consequence to Natural Selection, entailing Divergence of Character and the Extinction of less-improved forms.
Also from the Origin... I marked with bold typeface some words for you to contemplate. If this were true, a man who had accidentally lost his leg could only sire legless sons and half children (they would be literally half-children that way, oh, I am witty today). Modern evil lotionary scholars dismiss this passage of Darwin because they can plainly see that it is the product of an inferior, twisted, severely retarded mind. Always true?

Some things are:

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Before I start.
I, myself, am a Christian and I have attended church close to my time of birth.
However, reading through this whole site just causes me to feel genuine anger to everyone here. How anyone lives with themselves simply baffles me. See this post; http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=69976 and you will understand. Some of your views are mysogonistic, vile and disgusting for anyone with anything close to a set of morals and an open mind. You cannot accept that people oustide your religion could not care less about what you think.

Back to your claims bout Darwin: they are preposterous and stupid. You lack any sort of evidence and half of your report focuses on how Darwin will go to Hell. You pick and chose quotes that suite you from Origin - Darwin admitting that some parts of the theory are absurd is becuase he was giving an OBJECTIVE view.

It makes me sick to think that Jesus Christ can be so full of compassion and die on the cross to save us, but people like you cannot find the respect to stop yourselves from spurting nonsense about a theory with serious ground.

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Also, you have no grounds for the term 'sadist', nor psychotic and the word retard is highly offensive.

Grow some brains and learn some respect.

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I, myself, am a Christian and I have attended church close to my time of birth.
Hello angry friend, and welcome to our forums! I too have attended church since the time of my birth, only I was raised in an abomination, a cult cultivated under the auspices of the Roman papists. Eventually I learned the Truth, and began to understand that going to church doesn't make one a True Christian™ any more than sitting in a garage makes one a car.



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However, reading through this whole site just causes me to feel genuine anger to everyone here. How anyone lives with themselves simply baffles me. See this post; http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=69976 and you will understand. Some of your views are mysogonistic, vile and disgusting for anyone with anything close to a set of morals and an open mind. You cannot accept that people oustide your religion could not care less about what you think.
Don't be silly. If they were misogynistic, why would we women be here? We are not hated by the men in our community. Rather, we are well cared. We are nurtured and provided for and even disciplined as necessary, as a parent lovingly disciplines a rebellious or impulsive child.

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Back to your claims bout Darwin: they are preposterous and stupid. You lack any sort of evidence and half of your report focuses on how Darwin will go to Hell. You pick and chose quotes that suite you from Origin - Darwin admitting that some parts of the theory are absurd is becuase he was giving an OBJECTIVE view.
You just don't like hearing about him in an unflattering way, I think. If you have Scriptural evidence to show the OP was mistaken, please do feel free to share it.

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It makes me sick to think that Jesus Christ can be so full of compassion and die on the cross to save us, but people like you cannot find the respect to stop yourselves from spurting nonsense about a theory with serious ground.
Jesus Christ died on the Cross to save those who believe, fear, and obey. All else will be summarily tossed into the Fiery Lakes of Hell (John 3:18).

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Also, you have no grounds for the term 'sadist', nor psychotic and the word retard is highly offensive.

Grow some brains and learn some respect.

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Really? Then why was it a "scientific fact" that mankind couldn't fly 100 years ago? Today I flew my custom Lear Jet from Outer Mongolia to Bejing is a few hours!

Scientifical "facts" always change. God never changes.
In regards to this post, you do not seem to understand - that was not scientific fact. that was technology availability at the time. Scientific fact does not change - new facts are found that change the perspective of the old ones.
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To start,
BY saying that I has attended Church since birth was simply to try and put my point across - I have had my doubts (hence the name) but have overcome them mostly. Also, please don't outlaw me and not counter for this, but being simply a christian I am in fact part of a cult/abomination according to your definition.

I do not call my self a feminist, but I do see something wrong with the fact that you say that women are cared for and disciplined. You see, my point is, that should not be the case. In my eyes, women are of equal value to men, and can make their own choices. Read the article, you will see my point.

I am, in fact, as doubtful about evolution as the bible-theory, so my opinion is pretty subjective, but the article seems to more attack the man than the theory and doesn't provide much evidence to back it's points up.

Lastly, please do not cite the Bible of possible- I want to see a moral response.

I am less angry now,
and I can respect your religion, but some parts are pretty messed up, for want of a better phrase (A pastor beat a man to death in an attempt to free him of demons.)
I would also request, on a moral basis that you use the term disabled and not retarded around me, because I have an anxiety disorder and mild autism and so find it offensive. (this also means that by your church I am possesesed.)
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BYou cannot accept that people oustide your religion could not care less about what you think.
You know, we really don't care what people outside the LBC think. We care only about what God thinks. And who matters more - God or atheists/pagans/false Christians?

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You only think it's offensive because you've been told it's offensive. But think about it - how can calling a retard a retard be offensive Is calling a demon a demon offensive? And if a demon doesn't like being correctly labelled, who cares (other than the demon)?

You see hun, we are guided by one rule, and one rule only - to follow the Bible 100%. Everything we do is OK by God, because he has told us in the Bible what to do.
These other false Christians are not going anywhere, except to Hell, because they don't follow God's word to the letter. Rather, they make it up to suit themselves, as they go along.
If you accept the Bible as the word of God, you know you must follow it 100%.
If you don't accept the Lord's Word, you know you will go to Hell.
And if you pick bits to follow and ignore the rest of it, you will surely go to Hell too.
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I follow life on a spiritual and moral basis rather than a religious basis.
I am a highly sensetive person.
I really don't mind an eternity in hell as long as I can change the world in some way.
And I'm sure as hell not possesesed.

You see, this whole escapade has been fairly interesting for me, an agnostic, but surely Deist, Christian.
I think that a lot of people here are pretty delusional and should seek help.
Being a clinical psychologist, I would give you my card, but i don't particularly like religious nutjobs.
- indoubt.
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I follow life on a spiritual and moral basis rather than a religious basis.
I am a highly sensetive person.
I really don't mind an eternity in hell as long as I can change the world in some way.
And I'm sure as hell not possesesed.

You see, this whole escapade has been fairly interesting for me, an agnostic, but surely Deist, Christian.
I think that a lot of people here are pretty delusional and should seek help.
Being a clinical psychologist, I would give you my card, but i don't particularly like religious nutjobs.
- indoubt.

Hell won't seem so mundane when you are writhing in agony while you watch your skin melt again.

Maybe you can get a seat next to Jimmy Carter.
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I, myself, am a Christian and I have attended church close to my time of birth.
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I follow life on a spiritual and moral basis rather than a religious basis.
I am a highly sensetive person.
I really don't mind an eternity in hell as long as I can change the world in some way.
And I'm sure as hell not possesesed.

You see, this whole escapade has been fairly interesting for me, an agnostic, but surely Deist, Christian.
I think that a lot of people here are pretty delusional and should seek help.
Being a clinical psychologist, I would give you my card, but i don't particularly like religious nutjobs.
- indoubt.
So you are a liar as well as a blasphemer. Why am I not surprised.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

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...Back to your claims bout Darwin: they are preposterous and stupid. You lack any sort of evidence and half of your report focuses on how Darwin will go to Hell. You pick and chose quotes that suite you from Origin - Darwin admitting that some parts of the theory are absurd is becuase he was giving an OBJECTIVE view...
I'm not angry at you.
I pity you.
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Dear Friend,

I was almost angry until I reminded myself of our Sweet Lord Jesus and this wonderful verse:

Romans 2:7
To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:

I must follow Jesus and be patient. I understand now that your attitude is not wanton nastiness but only ignorance and incompetence. I was too hasty in the opening post assuming that unsaved readers would understand the format of my essay. Of course I should have known that sinners would not.

You see, dear, the words with blue font and underlining are actually links. They are references to the actual data derived from Creation Science that support the conclusions in the text. In addition, these conclusions are supported by numerous Bible verses. All this means that there is ample material I based my essay on. They contain the evidence you sought for. You only have to click them.

I'll try to make this easier still. I have a reference from 2007 by Dr. Sarfati on the connections between Darwin and Nazism. I can provide it as an Internet address.
http://creation.com/the-charles-darw...slavery-racism

I can also make the text and its flow visually more attractive to JESUS and make the reference a HYPERLINK. Now, you can see the word is blue and underlined. You can click it and you get to see the same reference. It is also a very good essay and you should definitely read it. Written by a scholar with a PhD in natural sciences it is exactly the kind of evidence you sinners thrive on. Sometimes, when I'm more playful, I can also use a smilie.



While it is tiresom to repeat the Good News from Jesus time and time again, I also know it is necessary and helps me grow in Godliness.

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And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience;

I am sorry I overestimated your capacities. I'm praying for you. I hope my little explanation was helpful. With adequate prayer, you may overcome your slight mental challenges and be better equipped to understand the scope of high-quality Creation Science that is published in this Godly Forum.


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