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Old 08-31-2014, 04:59 AM
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Talking Big Bang disproven - New, ultimate evidence emerges

No sane person has EVER had any faith in the Big Bang theory. It requires billions of years while God's Creation has mere 6000, it includes the logical impossibility of matter coming out of nowhere and it is constantly used by Satan to seduce the best of our boy youths away from Creation Science into moribound naturalism.

The Bang predicts that in the alleged explosion, the elements - unmentionables in the Bible by the way - of hydrogen, helium and lithium should have been formed in precise quantities in relation each other. And to make things more confounding, the atheists have claimed that lithium should have appeared in two forms, 6 and 7 (whatever). And the "oldest" stars should have more lithium-7 than they actually have. But half of the alleged litium-7 is missing. The Big Bang theory that was stillborn is finally going to have a decent burial! And actual secular scientists have admitted this!

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With these new results, what is known as the "lithium problem" remains a hard nut to crack: on the one hand, now all laboratory results of the astrophysicists suggest that the theory of primordial nucleosynthesis is correct. On the other hand, many observations of astronomers show that the oldest stars in our Milky Way contain only half as much lithium-7 as predicted. Sensational reports by Swedish researchers, who discovered clearly more lithium-6 in such stars than predicted, must also likely be checked again based on the new LUNA data. Bemmerer says, “Should unusual lithium concentrations be observed in the future, we know, thanks to the new measurements, that it cannot be due to the primordial nucleosynthesis.“
You've seen it. I'll translate for Ladies. When a thing cannot have been caused by primordial nucleosynthesis, the lithium must have come from somewhere else....

Job 9:7
Which commandeth the sun, and it riseth not; and sealeth up the stars.


Futhermore, lithium is an element that is basically sinful. It is used as an antidepressant to fight in an atheist manner against the demonic possession called depression aka mania. A useless form of treatment of maniacs that renders its victims drooling vegetables and prevents them from the repentance and remorse that is the actual cure for this imaginary disease. And lithium is used for batteries in electric cars that are Satans scheme to diminish oil production and combustion and thus to stall the advancement of corruption that leads to RAPTURE. This alone indicates that lithium as an element should be banned and all existing deposits destroyed permanently!


Lithium is the wrong way to treat mania or depression.


Jesus is the correct way to treat mania or depression.

All this is magnificent news. Creation science remains victorious. Big Bang is history. Now we can clearly see how the inventor of the Big Bang, Dr. Stephen Hawking must have been under the influence of the lithium drug when he deviced the theory, as the side effects of drooling and paralysis are evident. These are data that will win millions of souls over to Jesus. Glorious day!




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Default Re: Big Bang disproven - New, ultimate evidence emerges

Speaking of big bangers... Stephen Hawking is spewing dribble again.

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/space...travel-n210076

"Before we understand science, it is natural to believe that God created the universe. But now science offers a more convincing explanation. What I meant by 'we would know the mind of God' is, we would know everything that God would know, if there were a God, which there isn't. I'm an atheist."

If he would just get down on his knees and repent, God may have mercy and cure his afflicted body.

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Default Re: Big Bang disproven - New, ultimate evidence emerges

All these science hoaxes are falling apart lately: Black holes do NOT exist and the Big Bang Theory is wrong, claims scientist - and she has the maths to prove it.

The big bang, global warming, the Moon landing, honest democrats, in the end it is all lies lies and then some more lies.

Fortunately we have a rock solid, reliable and consistent Holy Bible with undisputed stories about demon exorcisms (Mark 5:15), walking on water (Matthew 14:22-33), talking monkeys (Numbers 22:21-39) and raising people from the dead (John 11:1-44).
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Default Re: Big Bang disproven - New, ultimate evidence emerges

Brother Cranky, your link just shows how the media can write a headline that leads its less-educated readers to question the undeniable facts.

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Black holes do NOT exist and the Big Bang Theory is wrong, claims scientist - and she has the maths to prove it
Claiming that this was discovered by a female scientist using "maths" (typo for "math"?) is clearly intended to undermine the Truth. I am shocked that a reputable newspaper like the Daily Mail has sunk to such depths.
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Speaking of big bangers... Stephen Hawking is spewing dribble again.

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/space...travel-n210076

"Before we understand science, it is natural to believe that God created the universe. But now science offers a more convincing explanation. What I meant by 'we would know the mind of God' is, we would know everything that God would know, if there were a God, which there isn't. I'm an atheist."

If he would just get down on his knees and repent, God may have mercy and cure his afflicted body.

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The fact that atheists worship an obvious retard should be enough to prove how lost they truly are.
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Speaking of big bangers... Stephen Hawking is spewing dribble again.

"Before we understand science, it is natural to believe that God created the universe. But now science offers a more convincing explanation. What I meant by 'we would know the mind of God' is, we would know everything that God would know, if there were a God, which there isn't. I'm an atheist."

If he would just get down on his knees and repent, God may have mercy and cure his afflicted body.

Jeremiah 17:14 Heal me, O LORD, and I shall be healed; save me, and I shall be saved: for thou art my praise.
Exactly, Brother Freddy.

What has science done for Hawking? It's made him a drooling retard. He has tried EVERYTHING science has to offer. The results are spectacular. The guy is an extension of a motorized armchair. He's too lazy to breathe or talk for himself. And after all this the heathen atheist world sucks up his words neglecting the obvious alternative hypothesis of insanity. More convincing than prayer? Really?!

The only people actually trying to help this intellectually challenged person are us True Christians™ and our prayers. As Brother Freddy suggested, with some repentance the results would be immediate and truly spectacular.

Alas, I think it is too late for him.

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