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Evidence. Not. Supported. By. Assertion.

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Absence of evidence is evidence of absence. Therefore, there is no evidence to prove
An outstanding start there, precisely the opposite of what any secularist claims particularly secularist physicists (and especially astrophysicists), chemists and biologists. And secularist mediums, warlocks & necromancers for that matter just in case any persistent dolt was going to introduce such a theme in a "debunking" display.

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..which surpasses even the opening gambit [above] in that the "logic" dumped on us employs the very method whereby such "rationalists" as I suppose Mr Lunkhead considers himself to be demonstrate his tenet to be false.


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Absence of evidence is evidence of absence. Therefore, there is no evidence to prove
An outstanding start there, precisely the opposite of what any secularist claims particularly secularist physicists (and especially astrophysicists), chemists and biologists. And secularist mediums, warlocks & necromancers for that matter just in case any persistent dolt was going to introduce such a theme in a "debunking" display.

OK, so moving on to another post we get:
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..which surpasses even the opening gambit [above] in that the "logic" dumped on us employs the very method whereby such "rationalists" as I suppose Mr Lunkhead considers himself to be demonstrate his tenet to be false.


How very sad that despite his considerable entertainment value Mr Lunkhead is on the well buttered tube leading directly to <b>HELL.
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What system of formal logic is that? I know all about propositional and predicate logic, first-order languages and the like but it's nothing I recognise from my degree (computer science for Godless cretins).

Honestly, I wasted my money studying that heresy. All I did at university was do drugs and anger God.
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What system of formal logic is that? I know all about propositional and predicate logic, first-order languages and the like but it's nothing I recognise from my degree (computer science for Godless cretins).

Honestly, I wasted my money studying that heresy. All I did at university was do drugs and anger God.
I think he was just playing with his font.
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This forum is a piece of delicious cake!


And further more it must be true because its written there in plain English, that's how you guys work isn't it?

if the Earth is flat why does it look like a globe from space? and why are the rest of the planets round?
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So simple, dear - it doesn't:

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The first one is photoshopped, badly and the second picture proves nothing it's a gimmick to please (American, judging by the fact America has been placed in the center of the "Earth") mormons who believe the world is flat it's not even remotely geographically accurate
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The first one is photoshopped, badly and the second picture proves nothing it's a gimmick to please (American, judging by the fact America has been placed in the center of the "Earth") mormons who believe the world is flat it's not even remotely geographically accurate
It's impossible to actually go up and "look" at the earth since the firmament is up there (see Genesis 1).

You've never heard of a cover-up?
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It's impossible to actually go up and "look" at the earth since the firmament is up there (see Genesis 1).

You've never heard of a cover-up?
There is no cover up where do you think the rockets go when they have taken off, and you can quite clearly see satellites up there with the aid of a telescope, some of those satellites even have telescopes and cameras themselves taking pictures of earth and surrounding space and beaming them back to us to see for ourselves, you people are so engrossed in some book that could have been written by anybody that you can't see whats right in front of you


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There is no cover up where do you think the rockets go when they have taken off, and you can quite clearly see satellites up there with the aid of a telescope, some of those satellites even have telescopes and cameras themselves taking pictures of earth and surrounding space and beaming them back to us to see for ourselves, you people are so engrossed in some book that could have been written by anybody that you can't see whats right in front of you
Nobody denies satellites exist. How else would you explain satellite TV! And rockets exist as well. How else can we send our nukes to the unbelievers of this world. What is keeping those satellites up there isn't some magical force though (extremely silly to believe something would just hang there without falling down) they use balloons for that.

Just like this: Skydiver Felix Baumgartner breaks sound barrier. Neither rockets nor magic involved here, just a plain and simple balloon.
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What is keeping those satellites up there isn't some magical force though (extremely silly to believe something would just hang there without falling down) they use balloons for that.

Just like this: Skydiver Felix Baumgartner breaks sound barrier. Neither rockets nor magic involved here, just a plain and simple balloon.
Nice pictures/videos of the spherical Earth!

The balloon was helium. It was a weather balloon that was specially designed for the operating in the stratosphere. Other balloon designs would not have worked as they would have burst or developed leaks. It is physically impossible for you to rise into space via a balloon. He was almost at the limit (~26 miles) when he jumped.
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Nice pictures/videos of the spherical Earth!

The balloon was helium. It was a weather balloon that was specially designed for the operating in the stratosphere. Other balloon designs would not have worked as they would have burst or developed leaks. It is physically impossible for you to rise into space via a balloon. He was almost at the limit (~26 miles) when he jumped.
I wonder whether you'll ever realize that all that "science" of yours is false (1 Corinthians 1:19, 1 Corinthians 1:27, 1 Corinthians 3:19-20), and that God is intentionally blinding you and letting you go to Hell (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12).
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I wonder whether you'll ever realize that all that "science" of yours is false...
Technology is a branch of science. Everything you use in your daily lives, such as electricity, planes, cars, trains, computers etc. are all products of the scientific method. what do you think gives the "atom bomb" its power? If you're a true christian and you think all science is evil, then move to Amish country. No science there to hurt you.
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Technology is a branch of science. Everything you use in your daily lives, such as electricity, planes, cars, trains, computers etc. are all products of the scientific method. what do you think gives the "atom bomb" its power? If you're a true christian and you think all science is evil, then move to Amish country. No science there to hurt you.
The Bible is at the core of all science. If it weren't for the Bible we wouldn't have any knowledge whatsoever. Everyone would be in spiritual darkness, too busy having anal sex to explore God's mysterious creation.

God gives the atom bomb it's power. God gave the atomic bomb to the allied forces in order to take out the heathen japs and spread Christianity.
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The Bible is at the core of all science. If it weren't for the Bible we wouldn't have any knowledge whatsoever. Everyone would be in spiritual darkness, too busy having anal sex to explore God's mysterious creation.
If it wasn't for science we wouldn't have any knowledge of what we really see in the world and Universe. The Bible was more than likely written by 7 dehydrating men in a desert that were making up stories! You're religion is responsible for a lot of the bad stuff that goes on in this world. Well misuse of religion, it proves time and time again it amounts to more bad than good in this world, yet people seem to stick by it as if it's their personal saviour. Crazy!

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God gives the atom bomb it's power. God gave the atomic bomb to the allied forces in order to take out the heathen japs and spread Christianity.
Understand science. It's no God that gives it its power, but nuclear fission. In a conventional bomb a reaction is set off that produces lots of hot gas that explodes out of the bomb and cause destruction. Nuclear warheads are not like that. There are two general types of nuclear weapons, fission and fusion. For simplicities sake, I'll explain the Uranium-235 warhead. What happens is that Uranium-235 atoms are bombard with neutrons. A U-235 atom will take on the extra atom and become unstable. The Uranium-235 atom will split into Barium-141, Krypton-92 and 3 additional neutrons which will bombard a nearby U-235 atom. When this happens something called a "mass defect" occurs. What this means is that the sum of the U-235 atom and the neutron is less than the resulting atoms. This material is lost during the reaction and becomes energy according to E=mc^2 (i.e Energy = mass*(the speed of light squared)).
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Friend, everything is possible because of God. He created it all. Without Him, there'd be nothing.

The Bible (and every sane persons) comments on 'science':
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.


Proof He is with us:
2nd Kings 10:10 Know now that there shall fall unto the earth nothing of the word of the LORD

Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Psalm 12:7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.

Psalm 100:5 For the LORD is good, his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations

Psalm 117:2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.

Psalm 119:89 LAMED. For ever, O LORD, thy word is settled in heaven.

Psalm 119:152 Concerning thy testimonies, I have known of old that thou hast founded them for ever.

Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

Isaiah 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.

1st Peter 1:23 Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God which liveth and abideth forever.
1st Peter 1:24 For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away:
1st Peter 1:25 But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you

So God has promised to preserve His word - and we know He delivers the goods:

Romans 4:21 And being fully persuaded that, what he had promised, he was able also to perform.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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It's called Absolute Faith.
Something an ignorant, blinkered Tunnel-vision Godless Atheist can never have.

I also believe in God because God is real. The Bible is real, the Bible tells me God is real. The Bible is The Truth because it says so in The Real Bible.

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Technology is a branch of science. Everything you use in your daily lives, such as electricity, planes, cars, trains, computers etc. are all products of the scientific method. what do you think gives the "atom bomb" its power? If you're a true christian and you think all science is evil, then move to Amish country. No science there to hurt you.
Friend, My God, and yours too, tho you do not yet know it, is a merciful God. When he sent us from the garden he did not send us unprepared, he gave us an enquiring and resourceful mind. What you (and I) call science and technology are manifestations of Gods great miracle of creation. When Noah built the ark did people stand around and say 'look at this marvel of technology! This must be proof that there is no God!'? Well I wasn't around then and neither were you but what do you think they said when the rain came?
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Friend, My God, and yours too, tho you do not yet know it, is a merciful God. When he sent us from the garden he did not send us unprepared, he gave us an enquiring and resourceful mind. What you (and I) call science and technology are manifestations of Gods great miracle of creation. When Noah built the ark did people stand around and say 'look at this marvel of technology! This must be proof that there is no God!'? Well I wasn't around then and neither were you but what do you think they said when the rain came?
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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If you're a true christian and you think all science is evil
What is wrong with people? Seeking to overthrow God single handed yet never reading any of The Truth given to us in The Bible? It's not the first time I've quoted Daniel (which is a terrific book, even including a FIRST PERSON testimony from King Nebuchadnezzar himself!) and sadly I have no doubt that it will be necessary again:



Daniel 1:3-4 And the king spake unto Ashpenaz the master of his eunuchs, that he should bring certain of the children of Israel, and of the king's seed, and of the princes; Children in whom was no blemish, but well favoured, and skilful in all wisdom, and cunning in knowledge, and
understanding science
and such as had ability in them to stand in the king's palace, and whom they might teach the learning and the tongue of the Chaldeans. KJV



This is not the false science of secularism cf I Timothy 6:20 which delivers calamity everywhere it is applied but True Science, the science of creation and deliverance, a study rewarded by God as the witness of Daniel affirms and as King Nebuchadnezzar states clearly in chapter 4. None of his attempts on Daniel's life were successful due to the notorious ignorance of the Babylonians.
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