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View Poll Results: Should Goths be EXPELLED From Public School?
YES, and they should be put in Special Ed! 56 54.37%
Allow them in, but stone them during recess! 38 36.89%
There's nothing wrong with Goths, Serial Killers, and Insurance Salesmen (I'm a Lieberal) 9 8.74%
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Old 08-12-2008, 01:10 AM
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Should Goths be Expelled from School? A picture is worth a thousand words. Just wondered what you folks think.

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Old 08-12-2008, 01:16 AM
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For the safety of the decent, normal students, they should be expelled and locked up. The goth scum are behind all school shootings, and most of the drug use in public schools as well.
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Old 08-12-2008, 01:27 AM
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Default Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

I voted for the stoning, they are alot more trouble then they are worth. But like the good Pastor said, they would have be stoned quick before they try anything crazy.

If only someone would poison all white and black face makeup. That would get rid of at least 99% of them!
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Special Education would be too much for Goths. They should be placed permanently in the shop classes. Hopefully they decide to cut themselves with a bandsaw and hit a major artery.
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:26 AM
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Default Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

I see this question as blindingly obvious; just substitute “Demented Killers” or “Anthrax” for “Goths” and the answer springs off the page.
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After all those goth school shootings last year I'm surprised that they haven't been banished, yet. I wouldn't even let them wash the makeup off if they wanted to come back.
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I voted for the stoning, they are alot more trouble then they are worth. But like the good Pastor said, they would have be stoned quick before they try anything crazy.

If only someone would poison all white and black face makeup. That would get rid of at least 99% of them!
I voted for the stoning, as well. Solves the problem once and for all.

Poisoning the white face makeup would also eliminate mimes and clowns.

I like the way you think, Brother Ebenezer!
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I voted for the stoning, as well. Solves the problem once and for all.

Poisoning the white face makeup would also eliminate mimes and clowns.

I like the way you think, Brother Ebenezer!
I am abstaining from voting, because didn't Jesus say "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"?
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I am abstaining from voting, because didn't Jesus say "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"?
Care to put that in context, Mary Martin?
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