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Old 08-14-2008, 12:11 AM
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I go to a school where the majority of students are black (myself included) and I hate everything about the culture forced upon me!! The sagged pants, the tasteless cRAP, EVERYTHING!! I've been lurking around here a while and I saw the term "Ex-negroe" How do I go about becoming one of these? I'll admit I don't go to church often, but I'm willing to do what it takes

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Praise the lord!! This is the power that Jesus has over the internets! You are blessed, son, that you found your way to our humble Church. Salvation and Godly whiteness await you! It might take some effort and study on your part, but Jesus denies no man who is sincere in his belief.

You're welcome to check some books out of the library, but we require a deposit to make sure that we get them back. Can you read them at home, please?
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:23 AM
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:27 AM
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I go to a school where the majority of students are black (myself included) and I hate everything about the culture forced upon me!! The sagged pants, the tasteless cRAP, EVERYTHING!! I've been lurking around here a while and I saw the term "Ex-negroe" How do I go about becoming one of these? I'll admit I don't go to church often, but I'm willing to do what it takes

Regards,
Crid
Well first of all, you'll need to refrain from using those cusswords you nigras like so much. I realize that you may not understand the difference between normal American and porch monkey ebonics filth, so I'll help you along by issuing you infractions for each swearword you post, okay boy?

The thread you need to find is right HERE, Brother Remy's Ex-negro ministry.

Good luck, Sambo.
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I understand the suspicions.. Can you show me to some recommended reading?
Yes, any good dictionary, "Negro" does not have a final "e"

When you've finished that start on KJV1611. Pay particular attention to bit concerning Ethiopians, them's the nigras of the Bible.
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From KJV 1611: The sacred book of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

  • 1Th:2:4: But as we were allowed of God to be put in trust with the gospel, even so we speak; not as pleasing men, but God, which trieth our hearts
  • Jas:1:21: Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls.
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Well first of all, you'll need to refrain from using those cusswords you nigras like so much. I realize that you may not understand the difference between normal American and porch monkey ebonics filth, so I'll help you along by issuing you infractions for each swearword you post, okay boy?

The thread you need to find is right HERE, Brother Remy's Ex-negroe ministry.

Good luck, Sambo.

Thank you sir, I hope I can become just like you
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I'm sorry, but you can never be a pure white male.
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:48 AM
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I'm sorry, but you can never be a pure white male.
We're looking for a transition to an ex-negro here, no more, no less.
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I go to a school where the majority of students are black (myself included) and I hate everything about the culture forced upon me!! The sagged pants, the tasteless cRAP, EVERYTHING!! I've been lurking around here a while and I saw the term "Ex-negroe" How do I go about becoming one of these? I'll admit I don't go to church often, but I'm willing to do what it takes

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How long have you been a negro? There are medical treatments for it these days; you might look into it.
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