Originally Posted by CultKitty98
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Jesus knows everything. Proverbs 15:3 says "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good." That means that Jesus sees you when you're on the Internet without your father or husband supervising you. He sees you when you're in the bathroom doing your lady business, and he sees you when you advocate kiddie porn on His favorite church's forums.
Now let's get down to the business of what you're going to do about it. We've already established that Jesus knows every sin you've ever committed, but do you know what he thinks of them? He HATES
them. And he's sent us to warn you: Jeremiah 44:4 "Howbeit I sent unto you all my servants the prophets, rising early and sending them, saying, Oh, do not this abominable thing that I hate."
And the Bible is clear. If you don't toe the line and straighten up, you're going to see God's wrath, and He's going to kill you for being a worthless sinner. Colossians 3:5-6 "Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience"
Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Now that you're snivelling in a corner, begging for forgiveness, there's Good News™! No matter how much God desires to toss your sinful behind into a scalding lake of fire, he sent his son Jesus Christ to preemptively stop him from doing so!
In John 10:10, Jesus talks about himself a little bit: "The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly." Now that you're convinced that God is real and his son Jesus died for you, just do the following:
1. Admit you're a worthless sinner who deserves nothing better than being slowly spit-roasted and anally raped for all eternity,
2. Get your ass to an independent, fundamentalist, Baptist church,
3. Ask Jesus to save your sorry hide!
4. Start tithing at least 10% of your gross annual income (verifiable by W2 form) as soon as possible.
Follow these steps and you might narrowly avoid hellfire come judgement day!