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Old 12-29-2011, 06:02 AM
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Wrong again, fool. The only "rights" that women have are those granted them by their husbands or fathers. And being unsaved foreign trash, you have absolutely no rights on our Godly forum. You are allowed in out of the compassion we have for heathens like you, and our firm desire to steer you onto the path of righteousness. If you are recalcitrant, we will boot you out where you will be left to suffer the various tortures satan has in store for you, while Jesus laughs.

I'd strongly advise you to stop posting pornography here, or Jesus will certainly smack you down hard. Now go back to scrubbing the kitchen floor and your PMS temper tantrum should pass.
Women have no rights? Oh, really. So all we're good for is bearing your children, doing your chores, and making you sandwiches, right? And our opinion is just a PMS temper tantrum?

Tell me to get down and scrub the kitchen floor and I will kill you. God forgives murder, remember?

For all of you ignorant assholes who are trying to take down deviantArt, how about you look at stuff OTHER THAN artistic nudes? I made a memorial for my dog on there. DeviantArt is a place for artists to express themselves. GET. OVER. IT. By the way, religious people use it too. http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&se...Jesus#/d3aby9b Yep, it's a picture of Jesus hugging a girl.

And before you start flipping a bitch about my name, why don't YOU stop being a sexist bastard? You dumb asses make me proud to not know my religion. Why? So I can't be blamed for extremists like you.

I BELIEVE IN GOD.

I BELIEVE IN JESUS.

THEY WOULD BE PROUD OF ME FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN.

GO AHEAD AND BAN ME. SEE IF I CARE. I HAVE MORE E-MAIL ADDRESSES THAN JUST THIS ONE. YOU IDIOTS CAN SUCK MY METAPHORICAL DICK.
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Old 12-29-2011, 06:17 AM
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Women have no rights? Oh, really. So all we're good for is bearing your children, doing your chores, and making you sandwiches, right? And our opinion is just a PMS temper tantrum?
According to the Bible, you are property. I'm sorry if that bothers you.

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And before you start flipping a bitch about my name, why don't YOU stop being a sexist bastard?
Be silent, rib!

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

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You dumb asses make me proud to not know my religion. Why? So I can't be blamed for extremists like you.
If you don't really know your own religion, it's not really yours is it?

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I BELIEVE IN JESUS.-

THEY WOULD BE PROUD OF ME FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN.
May I suggest you try reading your Bible before coming in here to tell biblical experts what God wants?

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All in good time, dearie. First, you'll need a proper Bible lesson.

Colossians 3:8But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
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Old 12-29-2011, 07:32 AM
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Bigots go to hell
You are all bigots
QED...

Also, didn't Jesus Christ teach to LOVE others? I see no love for those who don't agree with you
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Old 12-29-2011, 07:47 AM
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...nonBiblical nonsense snipped...

Also, didn't Jesus Christ teach to LOVE others?
I've got a heck of an idea. Why don't you read the KJV for yourself, see what it really says, and stop taking other people's word for stuff?
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Old 12-29-2011, 07:52 AM
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Also, didn't Jesus Christ teach to LOVE others? I see no love for those who don't agree with you
He said to love your brother and your neighbor, but He didn't say to love everyone.

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Old 12-29-2011, 07:55 AM
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I've got a heck of an idea. Why don't you read the KJV for yourself, see what it really says, and stop taking other people's word for stuff?
John 3:23
And this is his commandment, That we should believe on the name of his Son Jesus Christ, and love one another, as he gave us commandment.

He didn't, did he?
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And this is his commandment, That we should believe on the name of his Son Jesus Christ, and love one another, as he gave us commandment.

He didn't, did he?
Who is the speaker referring to?
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Old 12-29-2011, 08:08 AM
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Um, nice verse.

John 3:23 And John also was baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there was much water there: and they came, and were baptized.


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Who is the speaker referring to?
Speaking to friends and, further, brothers. And should not all mankind be brothers, as God is our father, our creator?

Hating your brother is just as bad as murder. And as far as I see on this site, there is much hate for fellow man.
And Pastor Sampson, no man will teach me differently than God himself has, that all mankind will be your brothers.
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Old 12-29-2011, 08:39 AM
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Speaking to friends and, further, brothers...
Yes, not everyone. The speaker could as easily have said, "That we should believe on the name of his Son Jesus Christ, and love everyone" but he didn't.

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...And should not all mankind be brothers, as God is our father, our creator?...
That is my own personal hope (aside from the God/creator malarkey), but there's actually very little support for that point of view in the Bible.

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You're not getting my vote for DA.

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I know, it's frustrating seeing people exposed to Biblical truth for the first time react so poorly. But coming to the realization that parents, friends and even clergy have been lying to them about God their whole lives has got to be painful.
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First of all, to all of you, I thought only he who is without sin can cast the first stone and second: Adam and Eve were born naked, weren't they? they only put on clothing after betraying God. so if you want to bitch about something, direct your attention to the other nine billion porno sites on the web. deviant art isn't a nude site. it is an art site. Most christian paintings were drawn nude, weren't they? Nudity was called art back in the Renaissance, so before you blast me out with your religious shit, all of you blasphemous idiots can go to hell your own damn selves Thank you.
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Unsaved trash is my rating? Really? All of you so called christans look down on everyone else while you peacock around. you think that "OOOOO MY RELIGION IS THE RIGHT ONE HAR HAR HAR" News flash you ding dongs: Where the hell did religion even come from? It is all a piece of a great puzzle. every single religion was once one. And here is a fun fact: Adam's first wife WAS NOT EVE! SHE WAS LILITH! brush up on your religious history before you even think to have the right to look down on others. and doesn't the bible go against looking down on people? Jesus never did it, what makes all of you so special. Go to hell and stay there you pieces of shit. You fail at your religions.
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First of all, to all of you, I thought only he who is without sin can cast the first stone and second: Adam and Eve were born naked, weren't they? they only put on clothing after betraying God. so if you want to bitch about something, direct your attention to the other nine billion porno sites on the web. deviant art isn't a nude site. it is an art site. Most christian paintings were drawn nude, weren't they? Nudity was called art back in the Renaissance, so before you blast me out with your religious shit, all of you blasphemous idiots can go to hell your own damn selves Thank you.
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What do you think being "born again and washed free of sin" means?

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and second: Adam and Eve were born naked, weren't they? they only put on clothing after betraying God.
And become aware that nudity is wicked. You don't think things threw to well, do you friend?
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so if you want to bitch about something, direct your attention to the other nine billion porno sites on the web.
Future President Romney has been fully briefed on them and a plan for action is in place. I suggest you google his statements on internet porn.
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deviant art isn't a nude site. it is an art site.
No, it's just porn done by second grade emo hacks who think they are artists because their are such anime fanbois.
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Most christian paintings were drawn nude, weren't they?Nudity was called art back in the Renaissance,
No. You are mistaking religious art for the Humanist Movement. If you knew shit you would be aware that one of the things that outraged the Protestants during the reformation was the popes were so venial they were decorating churches with pornography. Please see the writing of Martin Luther.
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so before you blast me out with your religious shit,
Why would we need to do that since you are so utterly ignorant on the basics of history?
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all of you blasphemous idiots can go to hell your own damn selves Thank you.
Here is your own words friend back in your face" I thought only he who is without sin can cast the first stone"

May God forgive you for your hypocrisy friend.

PS The story of Lilith is apocryphal. I suggest you look that word up.
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Unsaved trash is my rating? Really? All of you so called christans look down on everyone else while you peacock around. you think that "OOOOO MY RELIGION IS THE RIGHT ONE HAR HAR HAR" News flash you ding dongs: Where the hell did religion even come from? It is all a piece of a great puzzle. every single religion was once one. And here is a fun fact: Adam's first wife WAS NOT EVE! SHE WAS LILITH! brush up on your religious history before you even think to have the right to look down on others. and doesn't the bible go against looking down on people? Jesus never did it, what makes all of you so special. Go to hell and stay there you pieces of shit. You fail at your religions.
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Goodness, are all the DevianTards as ignorant and arrogant as this twit?

No wonder that site is on Romney's list of filth to remove from the Interwebs!
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