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Old 07-30-2009, 07:18 PM
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You're not my friend. I don't see you in my friend list.
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You're not my friend. I don't see you in my friend list.
That's all you have to say, hmm?
Well, here is my retort;
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Reading a dictionary doesn't make you my friend, either.
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I would argue but it won't matter so I'm just going to keep laughing my ass off.

Long live Mario!!!
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I would argue but it won't matter so I'm just going to keep laughing my ass off.

Long live Mario!!!
Same here /b/ro. These people are LOOKING for something offensive, thus their minds twist it into something offensive.
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Same here /b/ro. These people are LOOKING for something offensive, thus their minds twist it into something offensive.
What a clever bit of "secret handshaking"! /b/ro! Because we're all too stupid to figure out you're from /b/!

I'm not surprised someone like you likes Super Mario Buggerers, to be honest. Tell me, how's your little /b/romance going? Lots of snuggling, or just buggering?

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What a clever bit of "secret handshaking"! /b/ro! Because we're all too stupid to figure out you're from /b/!

I'm not surprised someone like you likes Super Mario Buggerers, to be honest. Tell me, how's your little /b/romance going? Lots of snuggling, or just buggering?
Also, to your bible. Polaroids or it didn't happen.
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Also, to your bible. Polaroids or it didn't happen.
As to your brain. Polaroids or it doesn't exist.
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I will start out by saying that I am a straight, Christian man. I do not wish to be personally assaulted by those who call themselves God's followers as many other posters have been when contradicting anything "Jeb" says. I would just like to make it very clear that people like you "True Christians" make me sick. You look for the negative in anything that exists outside of your little bubble of perfection and you condemn anyone to Hell who chosses not to follow your exact dogmatic lifestyle choices. Do you mean to say by these comments that anyone who has ever played a video game of any kind is gay? Or that they indulge in sodomy because they have played games? Also, while studies have shown that, due to late night snacking, video games can increase the risk of obesity in an individual, it doesn't mean that everyone who plays video games is an obese person. There is no evidence to show that it increases laziness of acne. I am a teenager and I play video games a lot. I also ride my bike frequently and, although I haven't used it for a while, I also have a weight bench that I used frequently as well. Playing video games does not mean that a person WILL become lazy, though it may increase the chance of laziness. The very thought that playing video games could cause acne is absurd and I refuse to even view it as a valid reason to not play games.

As it clearly states in the Bible "No one can come to the father, except through me." Are you implying that Jesus spoke lies in that saying. The very though that any one of you "devout Christians" could convert a sinner is utterly ridiculous. Only God can change a person's heart. You people have no right to assume the life-changing power of God.

I also read the article by Jeb about Harry Potter and find it to be just as much nonsense. It would take a lot of time and a very sick mind to actually read someone's hair! I'm sure that if you took ten pictures of ten random men and women off of the street you could find negative words in all of their hair! Subliminal Messages my butt!!!

You people and your ideals are ridiculous!!! Jesus taught that we should love everyone, regardless of their personal choices. I happen to know people who were gay, but who came to know God and changed their lifestyle choices. If we immediately shun all people who disagree with our view, how can we show the love and acceptance of God to anyone? While I tithe to my local church, I don't do it because God needs the money! I tithe to show that I am only a steward of all that God has given to me. Since everything I have and everything I am as a person belongs to him, why shouldn't I show him some respect. I do NOT tithe as a way to "buy" my way into Heaven. The idea that one can boost his or her own righteousness by paying God is prideful and sinful. I will conclude by saying that you people need to get a grip on life and try reading that Bible one more time, maybe with a different perspective, and see what God has to offer to the one who will listen.

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I will start out by saying that I am a straight, Christian man.
So you are a gay and a liar?

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I would just like to make it very clear that people like you "True Christians" make me sick.
The feeling is mutual, gay liars make us sick.

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you condemn anyone to Hell who chosses not to follow your exact dogmatic lifestyle choices
No we don't, we leave those things to God.

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I am a teenager and I play video games a lot.
Gee, how unexpected...

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Subliminal Messages my butt!!!
We would appreciate you not to promote gay behavior on our friendly family forum!

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You people and your ideals are ridiculous!!!
We follow the word of God, his Holy Bible, to the letter. So what you are saying here is that God is ridiculous.

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Jesus taught that we should love everyone, regardless of their personal choices.
No he did not. You are a complete idiot. You probably never even opened a Bible: People God hates: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

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That is good advice. Why don't you do that?
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