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Old 09-25-2008, 02:07 AM
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That is a great passage, it's unfortunate that you have completely misunderstood it.
Perhaps it was you who misunderstood it.
Some people just make others to stumble with their beliefs and power of persuasion.
They are nothing but rocks.
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Wow you are real cool TROLL. Way to hang out on Christian forums and defend video games. You must be the definition of cool.
I'm sorry, Jesus can't reach you on the internet.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:28 AM
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I'm sorry, Jesus can't reach you on the internet.
Wrong SINNER!

Jesus is Omnipresent.
You know what that means?
It means Jesus has the ability to be present in every place at any, and/or every, time; unbounded or universal presence.
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Wrong SINNER!

Jesus is Omnipresent.
You know what that means?
It means Jesus has the ability to be present in every place at any, and/or every, time; unbounded or universal presence.
The internet isn't a place though, it is a communication device.

You cannot be present in the internet, you may be using it, but you cannot be in the internet, no matter how Omnipresent you are.

Also, that's God, not Jesus.
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First of all, a "Bastard" is someone who's biological father has passed away.
Too bad you've been banned. I'd love to have seen how anyone could ever possibly take you seriously after this.
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i never saw so many stupid thing in only one thread!

i got to be retarded to beliave in so many crap
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i never saw so many stupid thing in only one thread!

i got to be retarded to beliave in so many crap
I've never seen so much stupidity in just two sentences.
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well, u got the idea.

1º i wrote wrong, its U GOT TO BE...

2º i'm not american, so i don't have to know how to write perfect in inglish
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well, u got the idea.

1º i wrote wrong, its U GOT TO BE...

2º i'm not american, so i don't have to know how to write perfect in inglish
It wouldn't hurt.
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I'm curious though. Do you actually think that if you played the game you would become gay?

Is there anything else in the world that would have this power over you?
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