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Old 09-12-2008, 11:49 PM
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Brothers and Sisters, it is time to expose the real truth about wiccans and the like. Here is an end to any doubts that Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Satanists, Wiccans are all in league against God and are the servants of Satan.

It is beyond doubt that these vile people are manifestations of the same unholy church. Moreover they intend to murder The President in a horrible manner.
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Impaler' pledges to impale Bush The American Secret Service have launched an investigation into one of the candidates for the presidency in 2008 – after he pledged that as President, one of his first acts would be to impale President George W. Bush.
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The candidate in question is Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey, and he is running as the only self-described satanic vampire candidate who has so far entered the 2008 race.

Sharkey's pledge to impale President Bush, he makes clear, will only come into effect if he is actually elected to office.

But that has still triggered action by the Secret Service, who say they have a duty to investigate any threats against the president. Sharkey, 42, says that agents from the service visited him at home with his 19-year-old wife, Spree, to investigate his impaling pledge.

Sharkey told The Columbia Chronicle about the visit: 'They were telling me, when they were interrogating me, that their job was to protect Bush even after he's out of office. I'm looking at them like, “Oh, you're going to defy me when I become president?”'

Sharkey previously ran for President in 2004, and has run for Congress several time, occasionally as a Republican.

Darrin Blackford, a spokesman for the Secret Service, disagreed that the investigation was an over-reaction: 'Unfortunately, in our line of work, we can't take that chance.'

But a legal expert is unsure if a case could be made against The Impaler. 'Under the First Amendment, what it boils down to here is whether or not he's a vampire who wants to impale the president,' law professor Neil Richards of Washington University in St. Louis told the Chronicle.

'I guess the question is, if he's a vampire, why is he the one staking people? Shouldn't he want to bite the president and feed on him?' added Richards, describing these questions as 'perhaps further evidence that this is not a true threat.'

Sharkey, meanwhile, seems unconcerned about the investigation. If anything, he feels that the Secret Service may not be taking him seriously enough.

'They never even asked to see my impaling stick,' he complained.
The Department of Faith have a large dossier on Mr Sharkey, that portion that you have a need to know is here.

The Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party was founded by Sharkey in 2005. It is officially recognized by the United States Federal Election Committee. (What maniac agreed to that?!!!)

The Party advocates protection of the religious beliefs and political advancement of individuals identifying themselves as vampires, witches, pagans, demons, Satanists, Wiccans, and those professing similar lifestyles and religious views.


Email any questions, concerns or comments about the party to jonathon@uvwo.org
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This time of year, we all are more concerned about Vampires, Satanists, Wickers, Demons and Pagans. Which we should be.

But it seems we leave whole groups of equally dangerous Abominations, which is a great diservice to our congregation. Satan afflicts us with a great many "things" and as summer turns to fall, the days are shorter and the nights are longer.

These Creatures of the Night therefore begin to become more of a threat.

I'm talking of course about Werewolves, Zombies, and Chupacabras. The following information and links are to help keep you safe in these trying times. And let's watch out for our kids too.
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The body of a Chupacabras was recently found on the land of a farmer from Nicaragua. Specialists described the animal as an uncommon species after a careful examination of its skeleton. It presents yellow hair on its short tail, large eye-sockets, soft skin like that of a bat, large claws and fangs, and a crest on its main vertebrae. Could this be the Chupacabras? A team of biologists and veterinarians from Leon must now answer the question. The skeleton of the animal that quenched its thirst with the blood of sheep on the San Lorenzo farm, owned by Jorge Luis Talavera and located 154 km from Malpaisillo, Nicaragua, was found in the early morning hours of Monday 28th of August, 2000 some 80 meters away from the paddock where it took its victims.
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I have looked over this site and have noticed a strong dislike of wiccans,and such.I have seen the versus on how they are evil.But my question,is how would you know a wiccan,if you saw one?Because the desbtion provide,is not true.I know a wiccan girl at my school,well actually about 5-6 of them,and none fit the description,they are just like every one else.But have have another question,can a christine know a wiccan by sight or does it take a trained eye?Most of the wiccans at my school,dress in normal colors,not black and they are definantly not emo or wateever.
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I have looked over this site and have noticed a strong dislike of wiccans,and such.I have seen the versus on how they are evil.But my question,is how would you know a wiccan,if you saw one?
Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.

There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane. Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.

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Okay another question??Would you know if someone was wiccan,if they are online?Or is that not simply possible,and where i live there are many wiccans,mostly in albuquerque,what if i were wiccan?
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Are you that osambo dudette who couldn't figure out punctuation?
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I am sorry but my punctution is quite bad,but i do try my best.also i have no idea who osambo is??
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Okay another question??Would you know if someone was wiccan,if they are online?Or is that not simply possible,and where i live there are many wiccans,mostly in albuquerque,what if i were wiccan?
I would think it would be difficult to tell online, unless your computer screen had troubles when reading the post from a Wicker.

I've been to Albuquerque, the food there is excellent. But I noticed a lot of Indians and Mexicans too. Along with Wickers, how do you keep yourself safe? And why do people still build their houses out of mud?
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I am sorry but my punctution is quite bad,but i do try my best.
That is not apparent from your posts. Maybe you went to school in a barn where they didn't teach punctuation? Still, you should be able to see from other people's writing (everyone), that a space is required after punctuation marks like commas or periods. Care to explain?
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why do build a house out of mud?They apparently cant afford better.Also they seem to think it looks good.Protection?haha,protection we live on a street,where there is only old ladys,not much to protect from.
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no,i wasnt raised in a barn. I am just not any good at it.
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why do build a house out of mud?They apparently cant afford better.Also they seem to think it looks good.Protection?haha,protection we live on a street,where there is only old ladys,not much to protect from.
You need to go to the Introduction Forum and properly introduce yourself. And do try to use the space bar and the shift key. It may take a little longer, but people will stop bugging you about it.

Also, use the "preview" button to make sure your post isn't a complete mess, like the ones you've posted already!
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I wrote "went to school in a barn". You were probably raised in a mud hut.

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no,i wasnt raised in a barn. I am just not any good at it.
I'm assuming that by "it", you mean that you're not good at anything, right?

While I'm not a pastor by any means, I do have some experience in the field of identifying different forms of satanism and its practitioners. If I had to go off a hunch, I would say that Dimacusa is rife with the kind of sin that can only be found amongst those that sell there souls to satan....

The most obvious hallmarks of satanism tend to be horrible grammar and a complete absence from what we like to call "the real world"...(both of which seem to be found in abundance here)

My diagnosis? An exorcism A.S.A.P. The subject in question has not shown the typical aggressiveness toward the religious, associated with prolonged demonic possession so it may not be too late.
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That is not apparent from your posts. Maybe you went to school in a barn where they didn't teach punctuation? Still, you should be able to see from other people's writing (everyone), that a space is required after punctuation marks like commas or periods. Care to explain?
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how rude!
If you had any sense at all, you would realize that the poster had gone through life embarrassing herself and others by poor punctuation. Brother Nobar's instructive message will turn her life around - people will look on her with renewed respect - others will seek her advice.

Such is the service of True Christians and such is the thanks we get! (Not as we expect any, Jesus said it would be hard.)
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Okay another question??Would you know if someone was wiccan,if they are online?Or is that not simply possible,and where i live there are many wiccans,mostly in albuquerque,what if i were wiccan?
Most Wiccans are proud of the fact, Dimadozen. They bounce into this Christian forum and announce, "HI, I'm a Wiccan! I read Teen Witch by Silverbunny Ravenfluff, and now I'm a powerful witch!"

In public, they wear their little pentagrams and say, "Blessed be!"

It's very easy to pick them out, because they announce it.

Once they've done so, we know that they practice witchcraft, and we target them for the annual Witch Hunt invite them to Landover's . . . What is it called? "Witches, Warlocks and Wiccan Weirdos Campout", something like that.

I'm starting to think you might just be one yourself, Dimadozen.
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I read the wikipedia article, and it said sharkey was arrested for felonies...

It's also worth mentioning that the government doesn't take a homocidal maniac seriously when he tries to become president. -.0
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Im a Dark Pagan Goth WOMAN with a blood fetish...

Am I going to hell? am I am I?
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Im a Dark Pagan Goth WOMAN with a blood fetish...

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Wow, and I thought you were just a homersexual.
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