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Old 04-06-2014, 03:55 AM
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Men of Landover: I am not good with these machines and I hope I am doing it right. How thankful I am that your community has welcomed my family although I think Jesus would balk at the amount that this comadominimum cost in Leviticus Landing. But the subject at hand is my dear daughter and what I was forced to do.

I am very happy that there is a treatment center at the hospital for unruly gals and although it would be indiscreet for me to tell you my daughter's business I have placed her there for appropriate discipline and treatment. I would be grateful if this was kept among yourselves and not placed where the general public could know about it. My wife is beside herself at the deplorable way our daughter has behaved. The psychoneurospirituoladyologist said there is hope and she is likely to be released to our care shortly and should be able to return to her own home within a day or so. I have called Pastor Ezekiel and his team to check for demons and so far they've found none but they continue to baptize her and claim the power of Jesus' blood.

Let this be a lesson to your ladyfolk that even the best of women can fall prey to the devil but also that there is hope for those that call out to the name of the Lord.

And does Freehold have a good pizza delivery? Back in Jersey we had Tony Ray's and you talk about a good slice! But that's not important right now. Oh, heck yes it is - I need me some manly pizza with all the toppings. Wife is too upset to cook even if I swat her a couple of times.

Well guys, I pray God sends you all many sons and that you don't have to deal with the drama that dames cause. Keep me in prayers, brothers.

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Old 04-11-2014, 01:54 AM
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My humorous wife, Jennifer, asks me to send love to your daughter. I trust she will be well soon. Jennifer includes this funny joke:

An atheist walked into a church and asked the pastor to prove there is a God. The pastor told the atheist to go back outside, because he would certainly not find proof of God in church.

I hope this has made you smile. My prayers, brother. If you require medical care I would be pleased to assist.

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Old 04-12-2014, 12:10 AM
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I hope Sister Lamb fully recovers. She is in our prayers.

On another note and I hate to even bring it up. Is there any word on the pie she offered my wife?

Sorry again to ask but you know how clucky these hens get when they get sweets on their minds. Mrs. Fred won't shut up about it.
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