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Old 10-10-2013, 05:16 PM
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So a virgin is going to teach us all they know about sex.

Don't tell me, you're Catholic, right?





Same height, same body mass, same chemistry, so let's all go to Professor Hilton's next lecture on theoretical physics.
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Old 10-25-2013, 05:38 PM
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It all makes sense now! I was once having sex with my wife for a full 28 SECONDS and she just laid there! I always knew something was going on!
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Only a very small amount of women can have orgasms from penetration. About an inch above the vagina is the clitoris, which is very sensitive area that causes female orgasm. The reason girls fake orgasms is because their husband don't know what a clitoris is, or they don't know how to correctly stimulate it. Out of the 72% of women who fake orgasms during sex, probably almost all of them are able to achieve orgasm through masturbation because they know their bodies better.

Now tell me, you uneducated men, why would God put the clitoris on a female's body if he didn't intend for her to orgasm while having sex?

And before you say something, I don't care that this is a men's forum (-: I also don't care if you tell me I'm a sinner, I'm going to hell, blah blah blah whatever.
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Old 04-02-2014, 07:31 PM
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Friend, that all sounds rather disgusting.

Why on earth would one want to fondle a bellybutton while impregnating your wife?
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It's not a woman's belly button.. The majority of the world aren't Baptists, so the majority of the world does enjoy it. I just wanted to educate every one on this forum that it does exist, whether or not you believe it's sinful.

lol, definitely gonna get banned from this forum soon.
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The majority of the world aren't Baptists, so the majority of the world does enjoy it.
Dear friend, we already know that the majority of the world is unsaved and will go to hell:

[Matthew 7:13-14 KJV] 13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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Old 04-07-2014, 10:48 PM
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My sensual wife, Jennifer, claims to have had numerous orgasms during our marriage. Some of you may say, "Hats off to you, Doc," but the reality is that it seems to cheapen our marriage bed. I have asked her to read a book or knit when we are engaged in coitus for the purpose of bringing yet another son into the world. I am usually on my iPhone during the act looking up things of interest in the Bible.

How selfish when God tell us to be fruitful and multiply to think that the process should be enjoyable. Horrors.
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My sensual wife, Jennifer, claims to have had numerous orgasms during our marriage. Some of you may say, "Hats off to you, Doc," but the reality is that it seems to cheapen our marriage bed. I have asked her to read a book or knit when we are engaged in coitus for the purpose of bringing yet another son into the world. I am usually on my iPhone during the act looking up things of interest in the Bible.

How selfish when God tell us to be fruitful and multiply to think that the process should be enjoyable. Horrors.
She's clearly a pervert and probably a lezbean.

How often do you beat her?
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I have asked her to read a book or knit when we are engaged in coitus for the purpose of bringing yet another son into the world.
Reading can be difficult - the KJV is quite heavy - and knitting is plain dangerous. Back in the days when my late husband and I used to engage in marital ghastliness (this was when he was still alive, obviously), I used to take advantage of those few quiet moments between prayers for a son to make mental shopping lists or plan menus for the following week.
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My wife never had one of these "orgasms" so I am certain they are indeed a myth.
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I just lie there. I think it's more bearable if you think of Jesus, and imagine it's Him punishing you for your sins. My husband once asked me what I was thinking, and when I told him, he said that thought the same thing, except that Jesus was stroking him rather than punishing him.
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My wife once started having some sort of seizure under me when I was impregnating her. Writhing about and moaning and taking the LORD's name in vain.

A swift punch to the side of the head followed by a sound thrashing soon put a stop to that nonsense and she lay nice and quiet while I finished off.

It worked, as well. Another soldier for Jesus was in the oven and I had no need to go near her filthy woman parts for the best part of a year.
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Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.
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Can you keep your gutter talk out of this thread? As it stands, the thread's obscene enough to even think about.
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Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.
Nonsense. Nothing is "wonderful" about writhing on your back like a retard, taking the LORD's name in vain, making one's husband uncomfortable enough to have to administer discipline. I would be mortified if Mr. Etheldreda was distracted enough to take notice of me. The only one he wants to be thinking about is Sweet Jesus.
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She's clearly a pervert and probably a lezbean.

How often do you beat her?
My glorious and comely wife, Jennifer, has seen her share of discipline. However, I am blessed that she has become so obedient that it is not necessary for me to smack her daily any longer. Oh, of course I will call her in the room and swat her thighs with a cat of nine tails just so she will remember I'm the man of the house - and her sincere thanks just fills me with joy - but her desire to please me completely has made her quite malleable. I even let her decide which dress to wear once a month.

Praise God, she isn't a lesbian - although I suspect if I told her to be, she would.

I am very impressed by the ladies that have posted here. As a doctor, I am more than willing to address any of your questions in a more suitable thread. May God richly bless everyone.

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What appalling witchcraft is this?

Get away from me, Whore of Babylon!

Come soon, please, Jesus, and burn this type of hideous harlot in the fire while we watch and sing your praises!
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The female orgasm is not a myth and has been well-documented.

There are four proven types of female orgasm.

1. Ecclesiastical orgasm: The woman tends to call out for the Lord as in "Oh God! OH GOD!!!!"

2. The negative Orgasm: The woman starts saying "No... No... Noooooo."

3. The Positive orgasm: The woman, while in the throes of passion, screams YES!! YEEEESSSSSSSS!

4: The fake orgasm: In this case the woman calls out "ZEKE... Oh ZEEEEEEKE".







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Mr. Mo, we are talking about the alleged female orgasm. Altar boys are not female, no matter how many lace-ornamented dresses you make them wear.
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