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Old 01-23-2007, 10:40 PM
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Another question, why the hell do you bake pies and put them on your window sill. Its called letting them cool off on your counter. Maybe if you didn't have a learning disability you would realize that baking pies and putting them on a window sill gets them stolen you wouldn't do it anymore.
There are a few reasons why the ladies cool their pies on the window sill.
  1. It frees up the counter for more baking.
  2. Pies cool faster with the breeze flowing over them.
  3. The smell spreads farther when blown by the breeze.
A lady should be able to put her pies to cool on a window sill and not worry about them getting stolen by some tresspassing darkie. I shouldn't have to electrify my property's fence and get more guard dogs to protect my wives' pies but I did.
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A lady should be able to put her pies to cool on a window sill and not worry about them getting stolen by some trespassing darkie.
Ah, JIL, some people prefer to blame the victim.

Pies deserve to be stolen because they're on windowsills. Next he'll be saying that white women deserve to be raped for the crime of being white and women.
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LOL @ this thread.
Forgive me, believers--perhaps it is the Devil who speaks:

But, why can't you let your pies cool on the kitchen table?
I don't understand.
You lock your doors to keep unwanted visitors out at night, don't you?
It's the same with pies.

Cool your pies indoors.
Putting your pies on the 'sil...leaves great potential for 'pie-stealing'!
Anyone who bakes pies should be so cautious...

Plus, think about it:
Letting pies cool in the window...? I mean---there's no telling how many flies or bees will get on it!

...and anyway my daddy never stole pies... Where'd this whole black people steal pies thing come from?
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Where'd this whole black people steal pies thing come from?
No-one knows where the black tradition of pie-thievery came from. It definitely experienced an upsurge in the 1960s, as the rise of first the Civil Rights movement, and then the more radical Black Nationalist groups like the Nation of Islam encouraged ever more shameless acts of piethievery, but it'd certainly been around for a long time before that. I've heard stories of an "underground railroad" existing in the 19th Century, that provided ex-slaves up in Canada with the white folks' pies to which they had grown accustomed, but I think that's just a myth.
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LOL @ this thread.
Forgive me, believers--perhaps it is the Devil who speaks:

But, why can't you let your pies cool on the kitchen table?
I don't understand.
You lock your doors to keep unwanted visitors out at night, don't you?
It's the same with pies.

Cool your pies indoors.
Putting your pies on the 'sil...leaves great potential for 'pie-stealing'!
Anyone who bakes pies should be so cautious...

Plus, think about it:
Letting pies cool in the window...? I mean---there's no telling how many flies or bees will get on it!

...and anyway my daddy never stole pies... Where'd this whole black people steal pies thing come from?
So I take it you are a negress who grew up on a steady diet of malt liquor and stolen pies. Have you ever considered giving up crack and allah? Are you high yellow like that Barrack Hussein Obsama guy? If so, you may have some hope of Salvation©.
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In the good old days if we could catch 'em stealing we could String-em up from the old Oak Tree. Nowadays It's a bit different.

The Bible tells us in Exodus:
Exodus 22
If a man shall steal an ox, or a sheep, and kill it, or sell it; he shall restore five oxen for an ox, and four sheep for a sheep. If a thief be found breaking up, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him. If the sun be risen upon him, there shall be blood shed for him; for he should make full restitution; if he have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft.


Now, this looks to me like if you catch the Pie Stealer and he can't replace that one Pie with 5 (or 4 if It's a Lamb casserole) then you can whip him (shed blood).
Then if you still get no joy you can sell him into Slavery.
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Still LOL @ this thread.

Brother Temperance if there was a surge in pie-thievin' in the 60's how can we be so certain that black folks were behind it? It was strange and turbulent times. If anything these pies could have been easily planted among random black people by the CIA...
Likewise wild tales of pie-thievery could have easily been concocted by the govt.

...it has long been talked about within the black community--this Pie-Thievin' Conspiracy...

Pastor Ezekial, yes I am some parts black. My father is black and hispanic.
Yes I am lighter-skinned...around the singer Beyonce's shade.
...and no--I've never smoked crack or drank beer a day in my life. I've never worshipped Allah either. My family are all devout Baptists.
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In the good old days if we could catch 'em stealing we could String-em up from the old Oak Tree. Nowadays It's a bit different.
How's that go again?


Tie a yellow pie thief up the old oak tree
its been three long years
with no parole
If I don't see a pie thief in that old oak tree
I'll stay on the bus
forget about us
then blame hillary
If I don't see a pie thief in that oooooollld ooooaaak treeeeeeeee.


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I would think a maple, or a sycamore, or a poplar would be better...Oaks don't have nice thick horizontal-growing branches.


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I love this picture because it shows that, above all else, racism and its practitioners are just STUPID. Take that, racists!
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I love this picture because it shows that, above all else, racism and its practitioners are just STUPID. Take that, racists!
Bravo, Sister VT!! And I agree about "blaming the victim" that the LIEberals and racists LOVE to do.... if racist Negroes steal the pies of helpless Godly White women, why do the RACIST LIEberals always look at the VICTIM as asking for it? If you didn't know any better, you'd think the racists and lieberals believe it's Weathy White Christians that are inferior, lazy, worthless, and not fit to live instead of the Negroes!!

Talk about a complete lack of logic!!

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Bravo, Sister VT!! And I agree about "blaming the victim" that the LIEberals and racists LOVE to do.... if racist Negroes steal the pies of helpless Godly White women, why do the RACIST LIEberals always look at the VICTIM as asking for it? If you didn't know any better, you'd think the racists and lieberals believe it's Weathy White Christians that are inferior, lazy, worthless, and not fit to live instead of the Negroes!!

Talk about a complete lack of logic!!
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Thanks for writing this. God bless you.
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We most definately need them to be instantly banned..Although this site would be rather empty everyone has derogatory terms for anyone that isent white! and then they have the nerve to call me a racist! its hypocrasy...here let me quote someone.


"We do not condone derogatory language toward ethnicities, sir. Landover Baptist Church has a very strict policy against racism in all its forms. NOWHERE have we EVER promoted the hatred of any human being based on the color of their skin. All nigra, slants, beaners, godly whites, injun savages, dot heads, sand coons, and australian neanderthals are welcome to enter our fold. There is no discrimination here. I have butter caramel skin, Brother Temperance has a slightly hooked penny sniffing jew nose, Sister Lateefah has poop stain colored skin, and Pastor Zeke has normal skin. We are all here together for the glorious cause of Christ the Lord. I have even dedicated a whole thread to the good parts of Negroidial "Culture".

Regarding Negroidials in another thread you said:



Please, don't try to turn us against each other based on petty reasons like race. Neither we or Jesus will tolerate racism from you or anyone else."





LOOK, denying that they are racist and then useing racist terms in the same paragraph!
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We most definately need them to be instantly banned..Although this site would be rather empty everyone has derogatory terms for anyone that isent white! and then they have the nerve to call me a racist! its hypocrasy...here let me quote someone.


"We do not condone derogatory language toward ethnicities, sir. Landover Baptist Church has a very strict policy against racism in all its forms. NOWHERE have we EVER promoted the hatred of any human being based on the color of their skin. All nigra, slants, beaners, godly whites, injun savages, dot heads, sand coons, and australian neanderthals are welcome to enter our fold. There is no discrimination here. I have butter caramel skin, Brother Temperance has a slightly hooked penny sniffing jew nose, Sister Lateefah has poop stain colored skin, and Pastor Zeke has normal skin. We are all here together for the glorious cause of Christ the Lord. I have even dedicated a whole thread to the good parts of Negroidial "Culture".

Regarding Negroidials in another thread you said:



Please, don't try to turn us against each other based on petty reasons like race. Neither we or Jesus will tolerate racism from you or anyone else."





LOOK, denying that they are racist and then useing racist terms in the same paragraph!
Andy you racist little boy! Why have you singled out Brother Remy for attack? Just because he is an ex-negroe and married to a beautiful, wealthy White woman? Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Please take your racist bigotry out of our Godly forum. You disgust Jesus.
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Andy you racist little boy! Why have you singled out Brother Remy for attack? Just because he is an ex-negroe and married to a beautiful, wealthy White woman? Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Please take your racist bigotry out of our Godly forum. You disgust Jesus.
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Friend, no one takes anti-darkie bigotry more seriously than we do. They are God's children, after all, and we are God's Favorite Church!
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Friend, no one takes anti-darkie bigotry more seriously than we do. They are God's children, after all, and we are God's Favorite Church!
Still, that doesn't mean he couldn't afford to lower his heart rate.
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Really?, you really dont think your racist.

You might wanna rethink that.

Think hard, dont make that small brain expload!
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Dear Little UnSaved Racists (who come onto our Godly Forum spewing hate speech):

We at Landover Baptist Church do not follow your bigoted ways. Unlike you, we do not refer to colored folk with derogatory terms. Instead, we use LBC/God-approved language, such as:

Colored person/folk
Darkie
Descendant of Ham (LOOK IT UP, it's in Genesis)
Canaanite (LOOK IT UP, it's in Genesis)
Negro/Negress
Nigra/Nigress

The latter two are always capitalized, as they are proper terms for the Negroid race (much as Caucasian is the proper term for Godly White Folk).

We do not use the gutter slang word, "nigger", except in context to rebuke bigots like yourselves.

After several hours in deep prayer with Brother Love's good friend Deacon J. Daniels, a solution for this most vexing problem was revealed to me in a vision.

Jesus has decided that the use of this word has been deemed so awful, and so wrong, that anyone (who is not Saved or at least using it in the proper context of rebuking racist heathens) that mutters this word is automatically banned for 7 days!

Having unquestioning faith in Jesus, I have no doubt that this will help remove these evil people who have no desire to learn about God and Jesus from our midst.

Indeed, it is a shame that these heathens cannot realize that we are only here to share the unvarnished Truth about God's Word, and who God and Jesus are as described in God's Word (the KJV1611). Perhaps if they were to read their Bibles instead of spending all their time chatting online, they'd learn something about God.

Instead, they prefer to listen to Pastor Feelgood and his little snippets of happiness and joy! It's much easier to believe in a God and Jesus of your own design, who love everyone equally, than to learn about the real God and Jesus! The Bible tells us all about Him!

God hates sheep (and racist heathens).
This is why I discourage the use of vBulletin. It comes with many cool features and all, but it doesn't even have a basic word filter. It's easy enough to whip up a quick script to filter out this word and replace it (or even auto-punish the person who uses it) and embed it into the forum. I wonder why God would want his forum running on software without the ability to censor heretics from their evil speak...
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