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Old 06-26-2007, 06:44 AM
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This is why I discourage the use of vBulletin. It comes with many cool features and all, but it doesn't even have a basic word filter. It's easy enough to whip up a quick script to filter out this word and replace it (or even auto-punish the person who uses it) and embed it into the forum. I wonder why God would want his forum running on software without the ability to censor heretics from their evil speak...
The Pastors here are well versed in the ways of Satan and his heathen minions. Writing a script in PERL or PHP would be introducing determinism into the ways of the Lord, much the way the false Calvinists misinterpreted the Bible. Rebuking must come from the inspired word of Jesus working though our Godly Pastors and Moderators.
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Andy you racist little boy! Why have you singled out Brother Remy for attack? Just because he is an ex-negroe and married to a beautiful, wealthy White woman? Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Please take your racist bigotry out of our Godly forum. You disgust Jesus.

Haha, dude...hes right you call someone racist then use a derogetory term such as chink or mud baby,negro,nigress.

AND YES these are racist terms weither you corrupted fools wanna admit it or not.

So yeah, watch what u say in the eyes of god for when the judgement comes you might not wanna lie to god
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Haha, dude...hes right you call someone racist then use a derogetory term such as chink or mud baby,negro,nigress.

AND YES these are racist terms weither you corrupted fools wanna admit it or not.

So yeah, watch what u say in the eyes of god for when the judgement comes you might not wanna lie to god
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Were are we lying to God? Show us were?

Secondly, we of Landover abhor racism in any form and will not tolerate it among our church membership.

Frankly friend you are the one who needs to worry about His judgment friend. You are the one with the anarchist symbol; God is the source of all authority so rebelling against “the system” is rebelling against God. I urge you to repent before it is too late.
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I await no ones judgement, because i know my own life.

Anarchism means No Goverment.

Not total authority in general

I have swayed opinions about the lord myself.

I recently have been seeking religon.

and till then will not give up my life and my beliefs
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I recently have been seeking religon.

and till then will not give up my life and my beliefs
So!! Welcome to Landover Baptist Church. Did you know It's "God's favourite Forum?"

Jesus guided you here for a reason so I suggest you forget about your life and beliefs and let Jesus enter you
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I await no ones judgement, because i know my own life.

Anarchism means No Goverment.

Not total authority in general

I have swayed opinions about the lord myself.
Um, you don't seem to know very much about Anarchism.
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Anarchism is a political philosophy or group of doctrines and attitudes centered on rejection of any form of authoritarian relationship, hierarchical institution and compulsory government (cf. "state"), and supporting their elimination. The term "anarchism" is derived from the Greek αναρχία ("without archons" or "without bosses"). Thus "anarchism", in its most general meaning, is the belief that all forms of hierarchical rulership or authority are undesirable and injurious.
But don't take it from me, or from wiki, take it from Emma Goldman (do you know who she was?)
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Anarchism has declared war on the pernicious influences which have so far prevented the harmonious blending of individual and social instincts, the individual and society. Religion, the dominion of the human mind; Property, the dominion of human needs; and Government, the dominion of human conduct, represent the stronghold of man's enslavement and all the horrors it entails.
Do you believe that having a clue what you're talking about is an oppressive, hierarchical practice?

Do you think that the anarchists who created that image had "swayed opinions about the lord"?
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an·ar·chy /ˈænərki/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[an-er-kee]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1.a state of society without government or law. 2.political and social disorder due to the absence of governmental control: The death of the king was followed by a year of anarchy. 3.a theory that regards the absence of all direct or coercive government as a political ideal and that proposes the cooperative and voluntary association of individuals and groups as the principal mode of organized society. 4.confusion; chaos; disorder: Intellectual and moral anarchy followed his loss of faith.
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think we all know who was responsible for that, the Godless liberals who cannot stand having their immorality shoved back in their ugly face!! The defenders of free thought, the Big Bang theory and evolution, are not only striking out at me, but at all Christians. . Last night, while I was sitting on my front-porch swing, gazing up at Heaven, President Bush appeared to me in a vision. He told me that my work was not yet finished, there were still many liberals who had not yet seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!! President Bush would not be in the White House right now if God didn't want him there. President Bush was put in a position of leadership in order to wipe the devil's religion of Islam off the face of the Earth, so that the Christian God can fill the world with His message of peace and love. President Bush has stated numerous times that he speakes with God in the Oval Office, he even asked God for military advice before the invasion of Iraq. Modern liberalism is the equivalent of atheism, liberals are in favor of killing babies, raising taxes, teaching evolution, and same sex marriage. Jesus is opposed to all of these horrible things
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think we all know who was responsible for that, the Godless liberals who cannot stand having their immorality shoved back in their ugly face!! The defenders of free thought, the Big Bang theory and evolution, are not only striking out at me, but at all Christians. . Last night, while I was sitting on my front-porch swing, gazing up at Heaven, President Bush appeared to me in a vision. He told me that my work was not yet finished, there were still many liberals who had not yet seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!! President Bush would not be in the White House right now if God didn't want him there. President Bush was put in a position of leadership in order to wipe the devil's religion of Islam off the face of the Earth, so that the Christian God can fill the world with His message of peace and love. President Bush has stated numerous times that he speakes with God in the Oval Office, he even asked God for military advice before the invasion of Iraq. Modern liberalism is the equivalent of atheism, liberals are in favor of killing babies, raising taxes, teaching evolution, and same sex marriage. Jesus is opposed to all of these horrible things
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I would like to know, why must we designate terms for different types of people? Are not all men (and women even) created equal? Can we not accept somebody as they are without first recognizing their creed or color? Surely, it is best to view their character before all else.
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I would like to know, why must we designate terms for different types of people? Are not all men (and women even) created equal? Can we not accept somebody as they are without first recognizing their creed or color? Surely, it is best to view their character before all else.
That nonsense it right out of Karl Marx's playbook. Don't come in here trying to cram your commie filthy down our throats! How dare you demand that we abandon God!?

Where in the Bible does it say that "everyone is equal"? God hates queers for example.

Jesus is what counts! Jesus always wins!
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That nonsense it right out of Karl Marx's playbook. Don't come in here trying to cram your commie filthy down our throats! How dare you demand that we abandon God!?

Where in the Bible does it say that "everyone is equal"? God hates queers for example.

Jesus is what counts! Jesus always wins!
If anyone is a communist it's you lot. Who claim that everybody should all live under the same authoritarian rule. Free will and democracy is thrown right out the window in all of your views. Even censorship (as seen with mine and many other's moderations) is rampant. If anything, you're going for the communist society. I'm only putting things down your throat as much as you shove things down mine.

Is the golden rule not "Treat others as you wish to be treated"? If you want to condemn your fellow man, insult and attack his character, how can you expect better treatment?


(And Jesus always wins? Yeah, until he got skewered on a stick.)
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It's funny, minorities complain about not getting fair chances in life. You dont see the whites complaining about not getting enough spots on the basketball roster??

People are different, deal with it. I cant help it if us white boys are among the world's elite. We must have found favor in the sight of God!
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If anyone is a communist it's you lot. Who claim that everybody should all live under the same authoritarian rule. Free will and democracy is thrown right out the window in all of your views. Even censorship (as seen with mine and many other's moderations) is rampant. If anything, you're going for the communist society. I'm only putting things down your throat as much as you shove things down mine.

Is the golden rule not "Treat others as you wish to be treated"? If you want to condemn your fellow man, insult and attack his character, how can you expect better treatment?


(And Jesus always wins? Yeah, until he got skewered on a stick.)
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What, so you want Sister Talitha to provide a photo of an event that she missed, but her Meskin gardener saw? How does your camera work, friend?

Oh, and another thing: Have you ever seen a picture of an evolution? If not, how do you know it exists, and not just something made up by Jewish/seculiar scientists to make God look bad?
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Why is this homer not banned just because of his name?
It makes him look like the stupid Homer that he has admitted to being.
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Why is this homer not banned just because of his name?
Jesus saw fit to change it for him. Glory!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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