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Old 11-13-2008, 11:29 AM
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Hi I am Johnny Sykora.

First I want say thank you thank you for letting me join the wounderful web site community web Board...

I am a devout catholic
I come here to you find guidence and understanding and to meet new friends.
I live in portlandOregon area

This is not about me...
this is about a couple going in to a convent together in holy matrimony please don't miss understand me this is about creation of Marriage blissfulness as God has made it clear in the bible to me

but I recently try talking to my Church Pastor’s I got very disappointed because they both told me that I was on the wrong path of what was once done and used in another distant time of place in the world that the bible and god speaks of both of my pastor’s told me not to even try this and will cause a divorce and is of cores abusive by today standers and then they told me to forget that part of the bible

I do not be leave either pastor at my church to be right on this one
I felt they were ands are just blowing me off.
They say I can the head of the house but I can't subjugate my wife with a DD aka: spankings.

I feel strongly deep in side that the god and what in the bible for marriage stands tall and still works even today and has for thousand of years that why we human being are still here today.

I want to have old fashioned marriage for real as God intended it to be.


look using a spanking to " domestic discipline " your wife for issues and keeping the relationship honest and hole and loving to the fullest together the spanking being done in true loving and caring manner no yelling no anger feelings only loving in a Calmly demeanor and the loving after care. And forgiveness a that goes with it all this
Is what I want.

Please look I am in the very beginning stages of what seems to me to be a D/s relationship forming very strongly bonding between a man and a woman...

I feel as tho I am being pulled in this direction with me being the dominant male and she being the submissive female and she wand’s a strong male as her HOH, I am willing to step up to the plate and be there for her in every way that I can

I pray every day to god to give the right thinking and the right way to handle my love for my wife that God givth her to me as a gift I praise the lord who givth my wife to me I love my wife her name is Mee Mee I would die for her to save her from danger any thing that would harm her I cherish her thank you God for bring us together.

we are engaged to be married we are in the process of a K1 Visa as soon as she get my wife here we will get married at the justice of the Pease down town.

I am a 42 year old man in search of how to start A HOH structuring
My Wife is 41 she is directly from China she is Chinese
And she is very sub servant an submissive to me and very nurturing to me.
I never met a woman like this I feel like I died and gone to havens and I am in love with human angel.

It's bringing out my Dom side in small baby like steps.

I am here to make new friends and learn how to do things more assertively in manliness ways.

But I also want understand both the Dom side and Sub side of things and points view of men and woman

I want talk to both men and woman whom are in marriage like this

I'll try say it like this, My past issues: of my past relationships was awfully bad because I did not take control as a man should have, I never new one could use his dominant side in a relationship I was young a very nave.

I hated the fighting / yelling all the time and struggling over who has control.
That's what it was like in all my past relationships.
All the power struggles to no end.

Now that I am in a new loving relationship with truly Subservient & Submissive Woman I'm not use to this naturally submissive state in a woman it's very strange feelings to me and the wonderful things she dose to me for me are so over whelming wonderful.

The things I feel in my head and body, yet it feels very good in some strange way, and comforting to me.

It's making my dominant nature feelings come up from out no-ware I am more protective more out make sure she has many of her needs cared for her health and so on ect ect ect.

She is the only one who makes me feel so alive more then I've ever been in my life.

Recently, I found out about "domestic discipline" by accident one
Night online wile searching about something in marriage life HOH…

And for a longest time I secretly have wanted this type of living life style.

But I never new what it was called.

I've want to do the structuring a family more traditionally once I started to have family.

Well here I am now Starting with my spouse.
I want have an old-fashioned marriage in the Taken in hand, LDD, HOR, HOH style D/s relationship what ever you call it.
I then started to read me bible and looked for things that explain what bible has andf God to offer about marriage



So I've been reading from a few web sites here and there and such.

I am engaged and I am about to be married.
But I feeling I am already married to her on engagement day she calls me Husband it made me have a tears in my eyes, So I then and there called her my Wife ever sense then we do and she makes me feel like man wants to feel but I need to tell her how to please me in the proper way tho.

I thought it would be a good idea as a first step to join some
discussion groups online to learn more about DD D/s style living.

Now me as a child I lived growing up only with only one parent my mother she has been mostly my mother and father I did get spanked as a child for bad behaviors tho.

I do not have any role models to draw any thing from for being HOH as a man.

I am looking for others to help me really fully understand my Dominant side of my feelings now I never really fully realized you can use your Dominant side in the relationship till now…

I want both men and woman who have experience in this area to talk
with me about "domestic discipline and it's full values and advantages to both in the
relationship.

There are some issues I want chat about and learn about ( domestic discipline spankings ) and the use of ( chastity belts ) in a loving relationship.

So I can fully understand from both side of the relationship.


Thank you.

God Bless.

Johnny.
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:47 AM
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Holy smokes friend, you sure do have a lot of issues. I can appreciate you coming here for guidance and even asking your Pastor's for help; but seeing as you're a catholic have you tried talking to any statues for advice?
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Do you speak American, pal?

Do you understand that Jesus doesn't want you to worship His mom?
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My Wife is 41 she is directly from China she is Chinese


Did the box she came in have a stamp "made in Taiwan"? Does she eat Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

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Hi all

I almost don't beleave what i just herd. whoooooow!

I come here looking for friendship in a polite maner and I exspected better behavior here.

why is every one being so supper cridical here.
that when out in high school

Am I Waisting my time here by trying to talk and ask some simple question to the ideals of marriage...

Or is it that maybe people here may not have enough life expeirence to to explain things in an real adult manner or is that to much to ask for.

My behavior is very down to earth

I was born here razed here in the good old USA with good old fastioned family valuse.

Yes I speak as all Americans do I am a proud American
Some times my emotion can gets the better of me
I was talking about my true feelings about God giving me my true love to me and how I feel that she is a wonderful gift from GOD to me.

I hope that makes completely clear now

I never once said anything about Jesus mother mary your mistaken you maybe thinking of some one else.

I said that only have one parent my mother and no father to help me grow up into the man I am today.

I am God fearing man like you I am true believer 1 true God I pray toJesus and to God the father.

the attitude here should be one of giving helpful advice not any one making remarkes in any juegemental maner then your not being a good christian by belittling others

I also have the ablitity to LOL at my self with others

I am here to learn not to be judged by any one.

only god has that right to judge. dep down you know I am right

I am here to chat about ( subjucation / spanking ) of the wife in a loving manner.

I want trust to make friends here let try this again.

ok every one lets change the a new venu to the menu a more peaceful one ok.
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I want have A blissful marriage that is built from mutual devotion and trust. Blissfil marriage comes from both giving love and service to your partner emotional needs and effection and sexual needs but it all starts with to begiin with real trust in one another.
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the power is in the trust

A submissive and obedient Wife gives control to her HOH at exactly the rate that her trust grows. An HOH has no power to instantly create trust he must gradually accumulate it. Trust is a state of mind and only the Wife can create trust in her own mind.
Once gained, trust can not be taken for granted. It must be cared for to ensure it does not slip away. Trust comes in many forms. One of the most important elements that an HOH must develop for his submissive and obedient Wife is certainty. This is very important because certainty comes from trust and trust grows with certainty.
A submissive Wife gains certainty from her obedience. For example; a submissive Wife knows that her HOH will be home at a certain time and she must be standing by the door to present herself too him. He is always reliable, this gives her certainty and from this certainty she gains trust. By presenting herself too her HOH in a submissive and obedient manner she is demonstrating her respect for her HOH. The HOH’s control over her is asserted and she knows that she is being a good girl and all is well in her marriage. Trust is built a little bit further each day.
A obedient Wife knows that she must be not misbehave. Trust is grown by a HOH who applies correction at even the smallest deviation from his specified rules. A Wife will never trust a HOH that flip flops on rules. Her trust comes from having a strong Husband and the certainty that all is well in her marriage. A submissive Wife expects to be corrected if she misbehaves. This creates trust in her mind that all is well because if she had misbehave she would be corrected immediately.
Trust takes two key forms. Firstly trust is grown by a strong reliable HOH who cares for every detail of his wife’s wellbeing. This gives her that warm feeling inside that every cell in her body is adored. Secondly through correction by a strong HOH who uses his authority to enforce his high standard of behavior. This creates certainty in her mind that she is a good girl and all is well in her marriage.
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ok friends let hear it...

God bless.

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I come here looking for friendship in a polite maner and I exspected better behavior here.



I am here to learn not to be judged by any one.

only god has that right to judge.
First, you really need to learn how to spell buddy. Geez!

Second, we are not judges, we just try and do you the favor of pointng out where you are making mistakes. Like the good Pastor pointed out that you are worshipping Jesus' mom. We don't mind if you choose to go to Hell, but we are compelled to tell you that you WILL in fact go there if you do not change your wicked ways.

It is admirable that you want to make decent marital choices even though you will produce half breed children with a Chinese wife. The best choice would be a good Christian white woman but perhaps none will have you.

Refer to this as a guide to how you can achieve Love, (charity) as it should be...

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4Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,
5Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil;
6Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; 7Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.
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I almost don't beleave what i just herd. whoooooow!

I come here looking for friendship in a polite maner and I exspected better behavior here.

why is every one being so supper cridical here.
that when out in high school

Am I Waisting my time here by trying to talk and ask some simple question to the ideals of marriage...

Or is it that maybe people here may not have enough life expeirence to to explain things in an real adult manner or is that to much to ask for.
Actually, it's because this is a Christian Church forum, and you are a Mary-worshipping Hellbound pagan.

Why do you hate Jesus and worship His dead mother instead of Him, bead-counter?
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You're lucky you married some stupid chinky-chinky illegal alien, but wait until she starts taking English classes and realizes that she's smarter than you are. Then who will be the man in the house??
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Of course your pastors are wrong. A correct Catholic pastor is an oxymormon. As is a straight priest or a saved priest. Well that is for another discussion so I digress.

It is my opinion that you should keep this new found sexual perversion in check for awhile until your marriage is established. Jumping in head first will just lead to nothing but trouble.

You have to establish some trust first. Start off by getting her familiar with the English language. She needs to be able to understand your instructions clearly so that your not correcting her over something that is lost in translation. There are probably night classes she can take to help with this. It would be a good idea for you to probably go to these classes too. Of course you seem to have an excellent grasp of English, but you would be going there to mainly show your support.

Teach her a bit about the basics. How to order a pizza, shop for groceries, or even call 9-1-1 in case of an emergency. Encourage her to make friends with the other coolies in the community so it can be made easier for her to cross over to a new culture.

Have her get and maintain employment also in order to make sure she is responsible. I'm sure there are plenty of laundries or heroin dens in Portland. This is a great way to find out if she is a keeper or not. If she can't keep a job then send her back. I hope you got an extended warranty from whatever coyote you bought her from.

As quickly as possible get her set up to become a citizen. Again use night classes to help expedite this. Just to make sure she isn't still protected under some international hippie laws.

After all this is put in place, then I would think would be the right time to introduce your peculiar notions to her. She will be more comfortable with and obedient toward you by then. I am sure at that time that she will be very open to this new twist in the relationship.

I hope this helps.

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Mr. Boenheffer, your suggestions will doubtless leave our new friend with a loving, devoted wife who will bring him joy every day . . . and add value to his home, as well!

Now, if he would only accept Jesus and quit with the ritual cannibalism, he could also enjoy the eternal, unconditional Love of Jesus!
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This is sick even for a mary worshipper. I was under the impression (I could be wrong) that a convent is where the lesbeans live.

Father Mo can probably clarify.

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Friend, I am here for helping. I'm am called Raphael Gomez. I am Baptist man in Manila. I love Jesus too and have a wife who does what I say always. Usually!

She need sometime be remind who is head at home, so I give gentle spank, with blessing of God, when she need one.

Just remember, not to make a bruise or cut, and NEVER in face or on head! Jesus do not think that is OK! If you need for more advise, I can post more.

Are you from Philippines too?

Yours IN Christ

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Friend, I am here for helping. I'm am called Raphael Gomez. I am Baptist man in Manilla. I love Jesus too and have a wife who does what I say always. Usually!

She need sometime be remind who is head at home, so I give gentle spank, with blessing of God, when she need one.

Just remember, not to make a bruise or cut, and NEVER in face or on head! Jesus do not think that is OK! If you need for more advise, I can post more.

Are you from Phillipines too?

Yours IN Christ

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I think you're a teenage God-mocker. You can't even spell "Manila" correctly (or "Maynila", as the Filipinos write it), and your broken English does not display the errors one would expect of a Filipino, whether he spoke Tagalog, Spanish, or Hokkien Chinese. Rather, it demonstrates a mockery of foreigners for whom English is a second (or third, or fourth) language.

You also can't recall your own last name -- is it Gomez, or Paeng?

How about coming clean about who you really are, instead of insulting us, Jesus, and this poor confused Catholic heathen whom we are trying to Save from an eternity of Hellfire?
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Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Mr. Paeng of the PI.

Have you ever placed a balut in your mouth ?

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Friend, I am here for helping. I'm am called Raphael Gomez. I am Baptist man in Manilla. I love Jesus too and have a wife who does what I say always. Usually!

She need sometime be remind who is head at home, so I give gentle spank, with blessing of God, when she need one.

Just remember, not to make a bruise or cut, and NEVER in face or on head! Jesus do not think that is OK! If you need for more advise, I can post more.

Are you from Phillipines too?

Yours IN Christ

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Have you ever placed a balut in your mouth ?
That's a rather odd question, Dr. Mabuse! Wouldn't it be rather hard to vote with it in his mouth?
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That's a rather odd question, Dr. Mabuse! Wouldn't it be rather hard to vote with it in his mouth?
Ahh Reverend if he is truly a Pilipino he will know exactly to which I refer.

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Friend, I am here for helping. I'm am called Raphael Gomez. I am Baptist man in Manilla. I love Jesus too and have a wife who does what I say always. Usually!

She need sometime be remind who is head at home, so I give gentle spank, with blessing of God, when she need one.

Just remember, not to make a bruise or cut, and NEVER in face or on head! Jesus do not think that is OK! If you need for more advise, I can post more.

Are you from Phillipines too?

Yours IN Christ

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Ping; you seem like an interesting fellow. Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section and tell us how a gook like yourself found Jesus.
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Why so mean you all? I was born Jakarta Indonesia. My name is Raphael Gomez. Paeng is like tagalog for Rapheal, and most men there at work call me Mr. Paeng because I am boss.

I spell OK in English, you know where I am from! Jesus is spell right, what else matters, right? Rev. Rodimer, who are you anyway? Why are you not a Pastor, HUH!

Pastor, I started a thread there already.

Others can do what they want, don't like me, don't read messages!

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