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Default So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-20-2008, 11:02 AM

Well, I mean it's the same thing as a beard, only it's between my nether regions, and according to the bible, I make Jesus cry every time I touch myself down there; bringing me to the question of whether or not I should shave down there so that God may better see the appendage he endowed me with. Please reply with any kind of helpful information.
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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-20-2008, 01:07 PM

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Well, I mean it's the same thing as a beard, only it's between my nether regions, and according to the bible, I make Jesus cry every time I touch myself down there; bringing me to the question of whether or not I should shave down there so that God may better see the appendage he endowed me with. Please reply with any kind of helpful information.
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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-20-2008, 02:45 PM

Are you a homosexual or French?

Why on Earth would you shave the bountiful bush that GOD has blessed you with to help keep you from seeing your dirty parts?



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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-20-2008, 08:12 PM

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so that God may better see the appendage he endowed me with.
Why; is it really that difficult to see?
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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-20-2008, 08:21 PM

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Well, I mean it's the same thing as a beard, only it's between my nether regions, and according to the bible, I make Jesus cry every time I touch myself down there; bringing me to the question of whether or not I should shave down there so that God may better see the appendage he endowed me with. Please reply with any kind of helpful information.
Hey, Calciumoxalate, since God endowed you with it, why do you think He needs to know what it looks like?


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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-20-2008, 09:09 PM

Why do you need to shave you're self down there im' sure its' still visible once when we were about to do a big land scaping project for one of the church buildings one of the pastors said he had to check all of us to make sure we werent' blemished or had stones broken or anything else that the Bible says would of kept us from approachign the Lord im' sure if we didnt' have to shave for the pastor we dont' have to shave for JEsus neither.
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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-20-2008, 10:31 PM

So, you are a Muslim, yes? Then pluck them out of your arm pits first Hellbound scum!


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Dear brother, we commend your eagerness to become well acquainted with Islam and its teachings, which is the way Allah has chosen for the welfare of His servants.

First of all, we would like to stress the fact that removing unwanted hair from the body is an act of fitrah (natural disposition). Referring to this, the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) is reported to have said: “The fitrah consists of five things: circumcision, trimming the moustache, cutting the nails, plucking the armpit hairs and shaving the pubic hairs” (Al-Bukhari and Muslim.)


Responding to your question, Sheikh M. S. Al-Munajjid, a prominent Saudi Muslim lecturer and author, states:

"There are reports in the Sunnah of the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) which indicate that the pubic hairs should be removed, as it was reported that the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) said, “The fitrah consists of five things, … [one of which is] removing the pubic hairs” (Al-Bukhari and Muslim).
The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) also set a time limit of forty days, and the hair should not be left any longer than that because of the hadith of Anas ibn Malik (may Allah be pleased with him), who said, “He set us a time limit of no more than forty days for trimming the mustache, clipping the nails, plucking the armpit hairs, and shaving the pubic hair” (Al-Bukhari and Muslim).
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Well, I mean it's the same thing as a beard, only it's between my nether regions, and according to the bible, I make Jesus cry every time I touch myself down there; bringing me to the question of whether or not I should shave down there so that God may better see the appendage he endowed me with. Please reply with any kind of helpful information.

Well, sinner, I don't shave MY private parts; I don't even THINK about my private parts. I suppose you dye your hair, too, an abomination i've addressed here before.http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9842

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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-21-2008, 12:02 AM

tl;dr all around. I love how you all automatically assume I'm a homosexual/foreigner. Nothing I will ever say/do will reach you people. You're a circle jerk of failure that enforces this belief that you are infoulable and that anyone who thinks the contrary is either gay/trolling/foreign/ect, ect, ect. Come on. This does not make for a healthy inviroment at all.
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I'm a homosexual/foreigner gay/trolling/foreign/ect ect ect
Oh and not only those things, but I'll bet you're a swarthy illiterate sandcrawler in disguise, taxi boy!


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tl;dr all around. I love how you all automatically assume I'm a homosexual/foreigner. Nothing I will ever say/do will reach you people. You're a circle jerk of failure that enforces this belief that you are infoulable and that anyone who thinks the contrary is either gay/trolling/foreign/ect, ect, ect. Come on. This does not make for a healthy inviroment at all.
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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-21-2008, 01:18 AM

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tl;dr all around. I love how you all automatically assume I'm a homosexual/foreigner. Nothing I will ever say/do will reach you people. You're a circle jerk of failure that enforces this belief that you are infoulable and that anyone who thinks the contrary is either gay/trolling/foreign/ect, ect, ect. Come on. This does not make for a healthy inviroment at all.
You are an illiterate, moronic, troll-tard teenager who thinks posting filth about shaving yourself on a Christian forum is funny.

It's not funny, it's sad and pointless. And so are you. So why don't you take your tiny, shaven "endowment" and cut it off before you breed. You'd be doing the world the favor of preventing the spread of your obviously inferior bloodline.

Little pukes like you are destroying western society. You think you're so smart and hip, that Jesus is a joke, and that people like us are irrelevant. Well little man, you're the one who is irrelevant. You are a pathetic, Hellbound waste of skin. The fact that God has not sticken you down is only oroof of his infinite mercy.

But stick around, you might learn a thing or two if your unreasonably enormous ego will allow you hear the Truth that we speak here in God's Favorite Forum™!




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tl;dr all around. I love how you all automatically assume I'm a homosexual/foreigner. Nothing I will ever say/do will reach you people. You're a circle jerk of failure that enforces this belief that you are infoulable and that anyone who thinks the contrary is either gay/trolling/foreign/ect, ect, ect. Come on. This does not make for a healthy inviroment at all.
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It's no fad... at least, if it is, I wasn't aware of it. This is simply the result of boredom and way too much time on my hands.
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The elitist inside me wants to be an assclown and give you a 1 for being "late" on a fad, but the intelligent human being says: "I'm hungry. I want beans."
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You misspelled etc. three times in a row. Usually people throw in an etc. just to make sure that they get at least one right, but you were unusually confident in your ignorance.

What is ect? Is that short for ectoplasm? Have you been watching Ghostbusters too often?


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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-21-2008, 02:35 AM

Please forgive me for posting in this forum, but the thread's title is indicative of the conversational skills of today's youth, and therefore must be commented upon.

To the young man who began this thread: "So I decided to shave my genitals" is not an appropriate opening line in any conversation, especially on a Christian forum; good Christian ladies will not be swooning at the prospect of your bald nether regions.

Your apology has been accepted in advance. Thank you.


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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-21-2008, 05:05 AM

You can forget it. It is unsanitary. What we suggest is you get about a quart of Brazilian hot wax compound and microwave it until it comes to a full, rolling boil. Then sit in a chair while a friend pours it from your belly-button to your knees.

Not only will you be clean and fresh for the surgeon, but your hair will never grow back.

Bee's wax mixed with two-part epoxy can be applied in the same way. Glad to be of help.


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Default Re: So I decided to shave my genitals. - 11-27-2008, 06:41 AM

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Wait, didn't everyone else say NOT to remove pubic hair?

Please clarify.
I care less about his/her furry bunny. My suggestion will demonstrate ONCE AND FOR ALL the sin of trying to change what GOD gave you. After following my recommendation, this person will not ever do it again, I assure you! He will sit watching his lower bowels move food all day.


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I care less about his/her furry bunny. My suggestion will demonstrate ONCE AND FOR ALL the sin of trying to change what GOD gave you. After following my recommendation, this person will not ever do it again, I assure you! He will sit watching his lower bowels move food all day.
I'm indeed impressed Pastor Al, that you are acquainted with the Gnostic methods of immanentizing the eschaton. I too prefer to bypass the Pavlovian rubbish towards the goal of single trial learning.



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