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Old 04-16-2011, 01:03 PM
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Women are not equal.
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Old 04-16-2011, 02:36 PM
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Women are not equal.
That's true. Some women are blonde, some have red hair. How smart of you to notice!
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:24 AM
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That's true. Some women are blonde, some have red hair. How smart of you to notice!
You speak the truth
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You speak the truth
No flirting, please.

Let's have less of that and more of praising God!

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Thank you for your kind understanding of my AssBurgers. I love you.
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