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Old 05-07-2009, 03:54 AM
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Quick question. Aren't Christians supposed to help save people and keep them from going to Hell? From this post and many others, it seems as if many people are condemning the ones that they don't like. Instead, they should be trying to help them right? Just a different point of view here.

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Please read THIS post in answer to your question.
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:38 PM
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I have tirelessly explained again and again why we manage our True Christian homes the way we do. If any of you angry visitors would go back and study the original posts with an open mind, the LORD might just bless you!

When I slug my wife for failing to weed the garden properly, it is not an arbitrary act of violence, such as an atheist might perpetrate. I am teaching her the value of a hard day's work. What would happen if the garden was overgrown with weeds and all the vegetables were choked out. And what if it were announced that the local supermarket had decided to endorse the gay agenda and hire homosexuals? Our only source of food would be our garden, and it better be in top shape!

As I posted before:

As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

Women are not capable of heading a nation, let alone a house!

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -Genesis 3:16

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When I slug my wife for failing to weed the garden properly, it is not an arbitrary act of violence, such as an atheist might perpetrate. I am teaching her the value of a hard day's work. What would happen if the garden was overgrown with weeds and all the vegetables were choked out. And what if it were announced that the local supermarket had decided to endorse the gay agenda and hire homosexuals? Our only source of food would be our garden, and it better be in top shape!
Well, it is wrong to "slug" you wife just because she didn't "weed the garden properly." If you didn't do your job properly, would you want your boss to "slug" you? Besides that, in case you didn't know, you are supposed to "Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." (Matthew 19:19).

Also, if local supermarkets did what you mentioned previously, then you need to refer to the previous verse.
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Well, it is wrong to "slug" you wife just because she didn't "weed the garden properly." If you didn't do your job properly, would you want your boss to "slug" you? Besides that, in case you didn't know, you are supposed to "Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." (Matthew 19:19).

Also, if local supermarkets did what you mentioned previously, then you need to refer to the previous verse.
I have already explained why it is right to do what we True Christian Manly Men do. If you want to be governed by the women in your life, that's fine. We will continue to remind ours of the second-class place they've been given by GOD.
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Besides that, in case you didn't know, you are supposed to "Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." (Matthew 19:19).
How is that verse relevant? Did you marry your mum?
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Do you ever use common sense and first hand experience instead of quoting stale passages from an old, dusty book?

Maybe some women are no good or indecent or whatever, but not all. You can't point to the bible every time you want to draw a conclusion...what about first hand experience? Have you ever known a responsible, fair, sensible woman in a position of power? Have you ever known a woman who was assertive and determined, and also caring and maternal? Your only experience is what was written in a book thousands of years ago...broaden your horizons and draw conclusions based on real experiences...

P.S: All babies start out as female when they're developing..so technically, all males are mutated versions of females...and by that standard also deserve to be kept in their place
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Do you ever use common sense and first hand experience instead of quoting stale passages from an old, dusty book?
MY Bible isn't dusty, I read it everyday!

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Maybe some women are no good or indecent or whatever, but not all.
Actually, the Bible says that there are hardly any decent women on the planet. "Who can find a virtuous wife. For her worth is far above rubies." -Proverbs 31:10

See there? You're more likely to stumble across a fine ruby than a woman worth talking to.

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You can't point to the bible every time you want to draw a conclusion...what about first hand experience?
My firsthand experience is that the Bible is always right! GLORY!

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Have you ever known a responsible, fair, sensible woman in a position of power? Have you ever known a woman who was assertive and determined, and also caring and maternal?
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Your only experience is what was written in a book thousands of years ago...
You talk as if the Bible isn't relevant anymore!

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P.S: All babies start out as female when they're developing..so technically, all males are mutated versions of females...
I guess sometimes you CAN polish a turd into a diamond.
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MY Bible isn't dusty, I read it everyday!

Not my point. It was meant to imply old and out of date--not literally dusty.


Actually, the Bible says that there are hardly any decent women on the planet. "Who can find a virtuous wife. For her worth is far above rubies." -Proverbs 31:10

See there? You're more likely to stumble across a fine ruby than a woman worth talking to.

Again, the bible thinking for you..


My firsthand experience is that the Bible is always right! GLORY!



Not logical or probably---nothing can be 100% right 100% of the time..



You talk as if the Bible isn't relevant anymore!

It isn't.

I guess sometimes you CAN polish a turd into a diamond.
You mean scratch and deform a diamond into a turd..
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You mean scratch and deform a diamond into a turd..
Aha, so you're a sexist feminazi who hates men and wants to control everybody! I KNEW you had some underlying defect besides being a sinful female! EVIL HARLOT!
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If I imply that men are inferior just like you imply that women are inferior, why does that make me a dreaded feminazi? what does it make you? a malenazi?

Double standards abound on this board and when you can't confront my arguments logically, you call me names---lame.

Just for the record, I don't think men are inferior, I just think the fanatical men on this board are inferior..
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PlayboyBunny,

I've had it up to here with your uppity, rebellious behavior. If I was your father, I would give you a good whooping. Not an ordinary whooping, though. I'd take a leather cat o' nine tails and pull down your pants and bend you over. Then I would whip you on your bare smooth buttocks until you start to get bruised and welts start to form. I would scream names at you like "Harlot!", "Whore!", "Jezebel!".

Now, get out of the MEN'S ROOM. There are ain't no room for split-groins in here!
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I've had it up to here with your uppity, rebellious behavior. If I was your father, I would give you a good whooping. Not an ordinary whooping, though. I'd take a leather cat o' nine tails and pull down your pants and bend you over. Then I would whip you on your bare smooth buttocks until you start to get bruised and welts start to form. I would scream names at you like "Harlot!", "Whore!", "Jezebel!".

You'll have to buy me dinner and a couple of drinks first..

Now, get out of the MEN'S ROOM. There are ain't no room for split-groins in here!
So why are you still in here?
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:39 PM
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You'll have to buy me dinner and a couple of drinks first..
I wouldn't waste good church funds my hard-earned money on a naughty tart like yourself.

Although, I'd be willing to to minister you one-on-one to help you with your salvation. They have the Ritz-Carlton down here in Laguna Beach you know. I could rent a room, which would give us privacy from the outside world, and I could orally profess what Christ has done for me to you.

Let me know if you want to stay the atheist scum you are....or become a Good True Christian™ Woman with a place reserved in Heaven for you.
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I wouldn't waste good church funds my hard-earned money on a naughty tart like yourself.

Although, I'd be willing to to minister you one-on-one to help you with your salvation. They have the Ritz-Carlton down here in Laguna Beach you know. I could rent a room, which would give us privacy from the outside world, and I could orally profess what Christ has done for me to you.

Let me know if you want to stay the atheist scum you are....or become a Good True Christian™ Woman with a place reserved in Heaven for you.

I'm growing fond of you reverend but not enough to stay in your hotel room and be orally professed...
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I'm growing fond of you reverend but not enough to stay in your hotel room and be orally professed...
Listen to the Rev. Jim, LogicalBunny! He preaches the sacred beliefs of Spaceship Jesus. Rev. Jim is a consumerist extraordinaire who has literally spent years in hotel rooms! Only sacred HOTEL POWER SHOOTING LIGHTNING AND LASER BEAMS FROM ROOF WILL DESTROY GIANT SPIDERS ATTEMPTING TO ATTACK HOTELS.....1990 film "Arachnophobia" shows truth about upcoming ANIMAL REVOLUTION....
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I'm growing fond of you reverend but not enough to stay in your hotel room and be orally professed...
Are you sure? I'm very skilled at what I do.

Why, last time I witnessed to a young 21 year old Korean girl, and I had her writhing her body all over in the bed in spiritual ecstacy and speaking in tongues.

Thanks, Mad Prophet...I see you truly earned your sobriquet!
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Women are equal to men, and should not be punished in any way shape or form, i have great trouble with this faith when all i see is hate within itself, there is no love, repect, our god is not loving. Men are in no way superior, just look at the world, we are the ones bringing it down and destroying it, you may argue that if every one of us a brother of christ things would be different, but that is not true, are women would be unhappy with their 'sacred' life, and never get to truly enjoy the free will god gave them, but the will of man....

women belong at the side of man, there is no superiority, same goes for feminism, they are not better than men.

wake the piffle up and alow your loved ones chance to enjoy their life. because for every post i see that someone is being made to suffer for no legitimate / proven reason, it makes me sad.


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VULKAN, you have done so and you are completely wrong. Bye now.
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I have done so? what on earth do you mean? what does this relate to?
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Oh Lord, another one got off the 'Little Bus' at the wrong stop!
You:
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i am no 'troll' i am not here to argue. i just need to express myself.
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VULKAN, you have done so and you are completely wrong. Bye now.
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I have done so? what on earth do you mean? what does this relate to?
Did I move too fast for you?
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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