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Old 05-14-2009, 08:58 PM
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You know NOTHINg about atheism.
What is there to know about atheism? Even the Catholics realize athiests are subhuman scum that pose a grievous threat to society.


That's a Mary worshiping Catholic speaking there and even he gets it about the monkey worshipers
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:17 PM
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What is this video about? He things something so you think the same, that atheists are "not fully human"? haha
Can't make up your own mind, or what?

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So you believe in a huge universe as science tells you, where there are billions of planets and statistically there must be life on some of them and it's so big that anything is possible, except God?
Yes, I believe there is a big, nearly infinite universe. And I ask myself what was before the big bang? How did it look like? I don't know, but I'm eager to learn.
You are just too lazy, taking the easiest way: god. but with god it's the same thing: what was before god? or, if anything was "created", who created god? nah, nothing for me. we can come a lot further with science. That's why I believe in it!
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Here's a conundrum for you: If beer is so great, why is it only available on Earth? Huh? You don't have an answer for that, do you? We were blessed by God with the holy mead. There is no other explanation for it.
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Old 05-15-2009, 05:11 PM
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how do you know it's only available on earth? i don't. sure, I haen't ever in my live heared of a beer drinking alien, but who knows.

and by the way, beerbrewing is known to man since 9000BC.
http://www.livescience.com/mysteries..._invented.html

Oh I like the idea of having a beer on Gliese 581 e... to bad it's so far away
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Sir Bernie, you are merely under the illusionary spell of Satan and his partner in crime, Ghost Shark. Universities and science departments are cult compounds! Nothing more than wellsprings of misinformation, misunderstanding, denial, illusion, and tomfoolery!

If you say: "Well Satan and your stupid theory are not real", have I got news for you! Satan and Ghost Shark WANT you to think that. So if you DO THINK IT....YOU ARE PROVING THE EXISTENCE OF SATAN AND GHOST SHARK ILLUSION AGENDA BY YOUR VERY WORDS!

Irony stings, doesn't it?

Sir Bernie, I was an atheist too, once. But, fortunately, I was SAVED when SPACESHIP JESUS visited me in my motel room in 1974. He was wearing an astronaut's suit and we talked for 3 days. He instructed me on my mission in life. To this day, I still receive his messages into my brain. I know it sounds crazy, but it's only crazy if you think in the illusion-driven context that YOU AND YOUR ILK CALL "REALITY", which is actually a projection of psychic dreamworld thought emanating from Ghost Shark under the sea.
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how do you know it's only available on earth? i don't. sure, I haen't ever in my live heared of a beer drinking alien, but who knows.

and by the way, beerbrewing is known to man since 9000BC.
http://www.livescience.com/mysteries..._invented.html
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So beer was invented 3,000 years before God created the earth?

You nazi scum will stop at nothing to lure Christians into your web of lies, will you.
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So has the Torah. No point for you.
The Torah is part of our Bible. You really ought to think things through before posting.
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thanks to thoughts like yours lobotomies were so popular in USA.. I wonder if you were lobotomized too
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thanks to thoughts like yours lobotomies were so popular in USA.. I wonder if you were lobotomized too
Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to drop in here uninvited and unwelcome to spew your atheistic filth and hatred on our Christian forum. It's always nice to have you degenerates come in to persecute us.

By the way, the Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persectution.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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There are people who claim to be atheists and they are really good at bashing and mocking Christianity. Some even have websites that bash and mock Christianity but it is interesting how these so called atheists rarely bash other religions. Why is that?

I was on a site with atheists who were comparing all he atrocities committed in the name of religion/God. None of them had the intellectual honesty to admit that when it comes to sheer terror and body count Islam and Christianity pretty much run neck and neck but it seems that people who call themselves atheists can only point out the "atrocities" committed by Christians.

Most Christians are intellectually dishonest in that they cherry pick the parts of the Bible that suit their sensibilities. Landover Baptist seems very different in that you folks accept the Bible....all of it. I don't see how anyone can call themselves a Christian and doubt the Bible for a moment.

I don't like false Christians at all. I actually admire true Atheists because they willing accept their eternal damnation. Fake atheists are the biggest hypocrites.
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You're talking about "Bo's Law." I'll move your post to the proper thread.

In the mean time, why don't you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum?
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Here's a conundrum for you: If beer is so great, why is it only available on Earth? Huh? You don't have an answer for that, do you? We were blessed by God with the holy mead. There is no other explanation for it.
Just finished a batch myself, 3 months of waiting was well worth it. The taste of mead is just another one of God's many reminders that he's there.

If you can taste God's work, how can people deny him?
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Just finished a batch myself, 3 months of waiting was well worth it. The taste of mead is just another one of God's many reminders that he's there.

If you can taste God's work, how can people deny him?
So, I have been thinking for a while about this. Without divine inspiration why on Earth would man naturally just say, Hey! I am going to scrape some of this infectious looking stuff up and throw it in my grape juice or barley water and then let it sit in a cool oxygen free environment and see what happens when I drink it.


Who said, I am going to cut down this grass, seperate out the seeds, grind them into a fine flower, mix them with the same infectious looking stuff, a white rock from a chicken's butt, some ground up sugar or bee spit, and water and the milk from an other animal's teat? Then I will let it rise to a new size and shape. Afterwards, I will bake it at a precise temperature. Then I am going to eat this stuff.

Without God, man could not have come up with fermented drinks or baked goods.
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Muslims came up with distillation of fire-water.

I imagine more than a few went blind or died before realizing that methanol comes first in a distillation, THEN ethanol.
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I imagine more than a few went blind or died before realizing that methanol comes first in a distillation, THEN ethanol.
Thank you for the correction Reverend. I learn more and more each day here.
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Hi, while not wanting to offend anyone, the reasoning in Bos Law seems really flawed to me. First of all, according to your bible, you can´t claim to know what is in another persons head, since that would be practicing divination.
You guys want scripture:

Deuteronomy 18:10 "There shall not be found among you anyone who burns his son or his daughter as an offering, anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens"

And it is also a very weak argument. If someone disagrees with you you can´t just claim that the person doesn´t believe what he´s saying.
Like it or not, Atheists just don´t believe in god. They don´t feel god inside them and reject him, they simply do not believe in such a thing as gods. Atheists do not believe in allah or vishnu either, just like you don´t believe in all other "heathen" gods.

Not believing in god doesn´t make you a bad person, it just means you weren´t raised in a christian family. There is a lot of hate directed towards people with different opinions on this forum, and I just think that´s wrong.

If you really believe that atheists and "heathens" will go to hell for their beliefs, then feel free to feel sorry for them, and try and change their opinion through open communication.
But DON`T HATE THEM. Don´t call them scum and say they deserve an eternity of torment. Because they have not chosen their beliefs. Just like you, they are simply a victim of their surroundings, and their political, cultural and religious beliefs are too.

So try showing people a little love, because isn´t that the most noble thing in gods eyes?

Romans 12:10
"Love one another with brotherly affection [as members of one family], giving precedence and showing honor to one another."
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If you really believe that atheists and "heathens" will go to hell for their beliefs, then feel free to feel sorry for them, and try and change their opinion through open communication.
But DON`T HATE THEM. Don´t call them scum and say they deserve an eternity of torment. Because they have not chosen their beliefs. Just like you, they are simply a victim of their surroundings, and their political, cultural and religious beliefs are too.
I'm sorry, but loving those who hate our Lord would be in direct conflict with scripture.
Psalm 139:21-22 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
It also states that we should righteously judge the unsaved, put difference between the holy and the unholy, and wash our feet in the blood of the wicked.
Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Psalm 58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
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Once again, Atheists don´t hate god. They were simply put in an environment where they were told that there is no god, and children will always believe what they are told by their parents.
So the innocent child which has been told that there is no god shouldn´t be hated by god. If god exists he must see that these people didn´t choose to not believe.
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So the innocent child which has been told that there is no god shouldn´t be hated by god.
Nonsense! All this "blame your parents" crap that has been invented by hippies and democrats doesn't fool God at all! Everyone is responsible for his own actions, so if a child refuses to believe in God, he will burn in Hell. It's as simple as that!

The Holy Bible is extremely clear on this: Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."

Please note God doesn't make any exceptions like "except when your parents are atheist liars" here. No believer? Hell!
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