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Old 12-30-2007, 07:33 PM
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What if I already found that and went on this website because someone on GameFags said that they were complaining about how Mario is turning your child gay? GameFags is a good website, as is the Fire Enema Project.
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You just admitted you don't think. Was that whole arguement put into your mind by god and you didn't think about it? Is that it? What if I think Baptists are Heathens? What then? And when does Jesus say "Vote for the Republican idiots"? Show me that verse.
Jesus tells us what to do and what not to do. Republicans follow His commands, Demoncrats hate him, so it's pretty obvious who we should vote for. If you think Baptists are Heathens, what do you base that ill-informed opinion on?
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What if I already found that and went on this website because someone on GameFags said that they were complaining about how Mario is turning your child gay? GameFags is a good website, as is the Fire Enema Project.
That hypothesis is irrelevant; in reality, you're an unsaved GameFag, and so you're here to get Saved and accept Christ.
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the Fire Enema Project.
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No, that's not what I mean. Some administrator changed my post from Fire Emblem Project to Fire Enema Project. That kind of sick humor is not entertaining to me.

This is what I was talking about: http://z4.invisionfree.com/Fire_Embl...ex.php?act=idx

Oh, and you just stereotyped democrats so badly it wasn't funny. I happen to be a Christian, Pro-life democrat.
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...a Christian, Pro-life democrat.
Friend, are you on medication? Because those words definitely do not go together. Maybe you've been brain-washed by the media and the secular schools that "anything is possible", but that foolishness doesn't fly so well here at Landover.
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Friend, are you on medication? Because those words definitely do not go together. Maybe you've been brain-washed by the media and the secular schools that "anything is possible", but that foolishness doesn't fly so well here at Landover.

Just because you have a blatant bias against Democrats doesn't mean you have to resort to insulting them.
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Just because you have a blatant bias against Democrats doesn't mean you have to resort to insulting them.
Nancy Peloski and her gang of liebrals want to hand America over to Obama sin Laden. Is that something you support?
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Yes, I would prefer the excellent candidate that is Barrack Obama to our current president.
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Yes, I would prefer the excellent candidate that is Barrack Obama to our current president.
Er... you have actually seen Obama, have you...? I mean "seen him" ...anything strike you?
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Ok people get a clue you all think that your gods children well you could not be more wrong you thing that spewing this right wing political garbage is going to get you in to heaven your wrong! I don't know why you people put some much faith in to this stuff that these kind of people spew it nonsense in the total meaning of the word. I am a Christian and a Baptist at that so that means that I must be going to hell right because that is what your minster says is true well guess what your wrong! I will ascend to heaven on a chariot of fire because I believe in the lord almighty and he said he will save any one the believes in him and take them to his kingdom . John the baptist was the founder of our church so to call us a cult is laughfable he was one of the the men that followed and worked for our lord. So any of you right wing nut jobs need to pull your head out of the sand and look around and figure out what you really need, want, ect. because if you don't your going strait to the fires of hell and will never get out. your the kind of people that are ruining the United Stated with your anti government bull killing people that dont agree with your way of life and that what you think that christians do well wrong again guys its people like you that start wars and massacre people by the millions just a few examples hitler, stailin, they believed they were doing the right thing nope sorry not even close! You force feed this crap to people that have no hope and brain wash them to accept it. and then when some one like me hs the gall in your mind to speak against your way of life you ban them and delete the posting well that kind of crap is just that crap I hope god finds mercy on people like you because he would not appove of this kind of work in his name


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I'm not sure where you are coming from, friend.

You say you are a Baptist but you don't support the conservative movement?

Does that mean you are a baby-killing abortionist? How is that Christian?

Does that mean you are a tax-and-spend liberal who wants to force Americans to use socialist health care? How is that Christian?

Does that mean you are tolerant toward gays? The Bible says the homosexuality is an abomination. How is tolerating an abomination before God a Christian trait?

Listen. The Bible teaches us that one people possess God's Truth. And all other people are pagans and heathens, unrepentant sinners who will be damned to Hell. Oh GENERATION of VIPERS! How shall you escape hell fire?

The Bible teaches us that God's people are superior. We accept God's law, so we are morally superior to everyone else.

Christians, and only Christians, are chosen by God to bring everyone else into conformance with God's law. Because our moral understanding is superior!

That is why America must be brought back to Biblical law. Go to Ten Commandments and read. God's law must rule over the laws of man -- in America, and in the WORLD!

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no i dont belive in abortion i think its wrong i dont think gays are good and im not a liberal i just think thast the crap you spew is not christian not for the good of the usa and your terrorist
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no i dont belive in abortion i think its wrong i dont think gays are good and im not a liberal i just think thast the crap you spew is not christian not for the good of the usa and your terrorist
Have you got anything in particular in mind boy? Like an example of something we said that is not supported by God's Word as laid down in KJV1611?

Examples boy! Words are cheap.
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calling me boy is calling the kettel black you backward hillbilly mormon God said that any one that believe in him will be saved but according to you thats not true and that bull I am a frim believer in god and what he teaches but i can not in good concience believen in this crap
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calling me boy is calling the kettel black you backward hillbilly mormon God said that any one that believe in him will be saved but according to you thats not true and that bull I am a frim believer in god and what he teaches but i can not in good concience believen in this crap
Not capitalizing at the start of a sentence and no punctuation at all.
You have the nerve to call us Mormons after destroying our language like this? If anyone is stupid enough to be a member of Joseph Smith's cult, it's you, child.
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But my friend, as Brother Bathfire noted, our beliefs come only from the Bible. They come straight from God's Word.

There is a simple moral test we can use to understand what is right for America.

Which is greater, God's Law or the laws made by the American legislatures?

God's Law is of course the greater. Therefore God's Law must rule over the nations of man, and be supreme over their manmade laws.

But don't take it from me. Here is what Robert T. Lee wrote on the subject.

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If we are akin to terrorists, then I beg you in all honesty: read your Bible. Were the Sons of Levi terrorists when they went throughout the camp of the Israelites and killed 3000 of their own people? Was Moses a war criminal when he commanded his soldiers to smash the heads of Amalekite infants on the stones?

Is God a murderous spreader of terror because He punished the unworthy among His followers by making them eat their own children, making King Jehoram's intestines fall out his ass, and -- above all -- promised that when Jesus returns mankind will be horribly tortured, tormented so that many will wish to die but death will be denied them?

Think carefully on the premises of real Christianity: that Christians are superior and should rule everyone else, that humans deserve excruciating punishment, that killing and war are righteous tools of God's will.

Think about it. Open your heart to the MIGHTY Truth of JESUS the Christ!

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Ok so I don't always use the best grammar but at least I know who I am. And where I come from! I'm a United Stated Citizen and ex Army sergeant and i believe in the United Stated Constitution and the bill of rights and god and to sit there and teach and spew this garbage is wrong I hope your souls find peace. Also I have sent a copy of this website to Homeland Securtiy I think your all a bunch of domestic terrorist's
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I had a feeling the requirements to get into the army were lax. I guess they even take third graders, now.
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