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Old 09-06-2009, 03:53 PM
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Generally I just need to see this picture, and all masturbation thoughts disappear:

That would be enough to put anyone off
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4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Do not flex your muscles. Do not imagine yourself as attractive or sexy. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.
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Is Jesus an advocate of self-deprecation?
Well, yes and no

On one hand, God says:
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So you don't want to be checking yourself out too much or thinking that you're all hot stuff. On the other hand . . .

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Your body is God's temple, so you should respect it and take care of it. And not abuse it with tattoos, piercings, sex, and drugs.

So it is good for God, and good for us!
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Well, yes and no

So you don't want to be checking yourself out too much or thinking that you're all hot stuff. On the other hand . . .
Oh please, I think I'm sexy. Jesus having a problem with it is irrelevant.
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First of all, please forgive me Jesus for posting in the men's forum, especially on such sensitive subject. But I do have a son and my husband and I have tackled this issue with him.

Unfortunately, My son Skeeter's bed was literally wearing holes through the floor of his bedroom. And there were times that I thought Skeeter's dirty sheets might cause our maid to get pregnant. So the Lord called upon me to act. Anyway, I found this perfect bed for Skeeter. These beds are available from most prison supply companies.
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I do hope your home is secure. I can scarcely imagine the depravities Maurice Lester or James Peter would inflict on a boy buffet like that.


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I do hope your home is secure. I can scarcely imagine the depravities Maurice Lester or James Peter would inflict on a boy buffet like that.
And they'd probably put it up on YouTube!
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I COME to this topic late, but the question remains always the same: What would Jesus stroke?

In other words, what sayeth the Good Book of the LORD about tallywacker wackin? The WORD of JESUS is clear when it sayeth unto us at Lamentations 4:15 in GOD's VERY OWN King James BIBLE: "They cried unto them, Depart ye; it is unclean; depart, depart, touch not..."

Praise Jesus for GODLY Lamentations!

A-men (but not just the men, this goes for the woe-men too praise the virgin born Jesus -- born without his momma ever even seein' a tallywacker Glory Be!)

So,
"Depart ye; for that THANG is unclean! Touch it NOT!!!"

Even as Paul sayeth under INSPIRATION:

I Cor. 7:7 For I would that all men were even as I myself....

Surely Paul must have wacked his EVIL thang off! So be like Brother Paul! Paul never touched his THANG again after he stopped being Saul, thank ye Jesus!

Just as the GOOD LORD HISSELF said:

Mattew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

If a hand -- which might offend a little by touching what ought NEVER to be touched -- then how much more that EVIL appendage itself that guides the infidels and BACKSLIDDEN Christians so-called (fer a TRUE Christian would NEVER backslide) to their ETERNAL Damnation and offends plenty!!

I must testify!! Glory to God!! I cut mine off years ago and I ain't never missed it, not even a lick!

Well, there are those phantom sensations sometimes... late at night... like when I remember Forest Tucker from F-Troop --- But nay! But I cast such EVIL thoughts away in JESUS NAME! Thanks be to Jesus, who he hisself never used his tallywacker for nothing but peeing (and then only when he REALLY had to)... I know and am persuaded that an invisible hard-on is just something we got to bear sometimes. Can I get a WITNESS! I say if ye can't touch it, if ye can't stroke it, then by GOD it ain't there! Get thee behind me Obama! I mean Satan! I am FREE!
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Hmmm what about wearing a chastity Device. Wouldnt that be an effective way to never masturbate?
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Hmmm what about wearing a chastity Device. Wouldnt that be an effective way to never masturbate?
Why not show some self control? I would think that God loves you and doesn't want to burn you alive should be enough to stop self pollution.
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How about if that doesnt help...
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How about if that doesnt help...
Did you read this thread from the beginning? Don't be lazy.

Also, please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
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Of course i did. I just have really strong needs.
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Of course i did. I just have really strong needs.
Well if you would like to communicate with me privately for some confidential counseling, feel free to click on my email link at the bottom of my signature. I have quite the reputation around here for helping stalwart young men turn away from satan and become rock-hard pillars for Christ.
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Thanks for the offer.
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I'd love your help Pastor. I still can't break the habit.
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Well i bought myself a chastity device and it works like a charm. Although its possible to masturbate in the cheaper ones, theres superhard to stimulate. Havnt had an orgasm for one week.
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Daily exercise works for me.
Running for 30-40 minutes makes me more healthy and more uninteressed in playing with other body parts.
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Daily exercise works for me.
Running for 30-40 minutes makes me more healthy and more uninteressed in playing with other body parts.
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I forgot to mention that it's working since 4 months ago.
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James is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.James is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.James is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.James is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
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But your thing says "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study"
A Stud being "a man who is virile and sexually active"
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