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Old 03-30-2015, 02:52 AM
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My name's Phil. I'm new here and looking for a place online to go share my love of god! I'm married and getting ready to adopt. Is this a good forum? I'm looking for a great community
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Matthew 7:14 "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

You couldn't even find your way to "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus". What makes you think Jesus takes slackers?
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Old 03-30-2015, 03:11 AM
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My name's Phil. I'm new here and looking for a place online to go share my love of God! I'm married and getting ready to adopt. Is this a good forum? I'm looking for a great community
Hello Phil,

What an odd question. This is the most glorious forum on the interweb especially if you are interested in worshipping Jesus!

But it is a tad strange you didn't capitalize God?

Tell us more about yourself. Do you go to church? Is your wife going to homeschool this little boy?

YiC,

Freddy

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Do I go to church? That's a pretty silly question. I live my life for HIM, of course I do!
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Do I go to church? That's a pretty silly question. I live my life for HIM, of course I do!
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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Do I go to church? That's a pretty silly question. I live my life for HIM, of course I do!
How about giving us a proper introduction. What is your name, gender and hometown? What Church were you raised in? What are some of your favorite Scriptures?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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Hello Elemenope.

The company I used to own opened a division in Baton Rouge and because we hired a lot of local people the mayor gave me the key to the city and he said Lookee there Mr. Holbeck it has the seal of the city on it and everything and I told him that it was not a seal it was a pelican we also have them in Florida.

I like Acts 4 especially at the end where the man sells his land and puts the money at the feet of the apostles that was very kind.

Thank you.

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Hello, stranger! Pearl here!

Out of curiosity, why are you adopting? Have you not prayed to the LORD to be able to seed one of your own? Psalm 113 will help you. (Psalm 113:9 to be exact.)

I will cross my fingers it is a boy! A Caucasian American male who has found JESUS is basically unstoppable! LOL.

Walking with Christ,

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