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Old 03-30-2014, 05:53 AM
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hello there, fellow christianities. I am a very. Christian myself. I enjoy consuming bibles in my free time, just as any good Christian does. After all, what better sustainment than the word of the lord himself? I can share many good recipies, if any of you would like. The trick is to get that good holy taste extracted, and away from any tinge of Satan clinging to the pages. What do you like to do in your Christian free time??
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Hello Mocker. Please tell us which church you attend with your mom and dad, and how you found Jesus.
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Hello Mocker. Please tell us which church you attend with your mom and dad, and how you found Jesus.
I attend the Portland Christian center, and have since a very young age. My father was actually a Jew, but we don't speak with him much (and certainly don't attend temple!) my mother however, is a born again Christian (she found Jesus shortly after my birth) and began attending church weekly. I was baptized, and I found Jesus by this manner of attending church weekly.
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Romans 8:18 "For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."

I keep this verse close to my heart, because it helps me remember that the hard times I may be going through are unwithstanding to the glory that Christ has bestowed me and all other creatures of men with.
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Romans 8:18 "For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."

I keep this verse close to my heart, because it helps me remember that the hard times I may be going through are unwithstanding to the glory that Christ has bestowed me and all other creatures of men with.
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hello there, fellow christianities. I am a very. Christian myself. I enjoy consuming bibles in my free time, just as any good Christian does. After all, what better sustainment than the word of the lord himself? I can share many good recipies, if any of you would like. The trick is to get that good holy taste extracted, and away from any tinge of Satan clinging to the pages. What do you like to do in your Christian free time??
Dear Pervert;

You are no more a Christian than I am the King of Spain. The Holy Bible clearly states that you cannot engage in sexural perversions and count yourself among the Saved©.

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

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You are no more a Christian than I am the King of Spain. The Holy Bible clearly states that you cannot engage in sexural perversions and count yourself among the Saved©.

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

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Such a warrior for Christ you are, Zeke! Even though you aren't King of Spain, you could be. Your ability to discern the meat of the subject and then come up against it, strong and proud, never stopping until you come up satisfied; it makes you qualified to undertake anything. I hope you got the special pie I sent back to your study after service this morning. I attached an invitation to it. Please come.

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gay sex all day every day just *** potty language *** all these girls. Yea I'm a lesbo *** potty language *** fight me potty heads Jesus was *** potty language *** and u all know it when he said "bruh *** potty language ***" the Romans misunderstood his flirtatious homosexual nature
I bet god and Satan have gay *** potty language *** every day

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gay sex all day every day just *** potty language *** all these girls. Yea I'm a lesbo *** potty language *** fight me potty heads Jesus was *** potty language *** and u all know it when he said "bruh *** potty language ***" the Romans misunderstood his flirtatious homosexual nature
I bet god and Satan have gay *** potty language *** every day
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Settled down now, have we dear? Good girl.
You can change my dear and become a good God-fearing lady that your mother would be proud of. You need to start praying though, praying hard. God can forgive you, but you have to do the hard work. Yes, if you're prepared to do the yards, you can eventually join we True Christians ™ and be assured of a place on the right hand of Jesus. What do you think?
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Dear "It" or "Thing",

This sickens me for you to come here with your veil mouth and actions. You are a violation of nature. Have you not read God's words before?


Thou shalt not lie with mankinde, as with womankinde: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

Exactly what does your "Church" teach. My guess is how to get to hell as fast as possible!
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This sickens me for you to come here with your veil mouth and actions. You are a violation of nature. Have you not read God's words before?


Thou shalt not lie with mankinde, as with womankinde: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

Exactly what does your "Church" teach. My guess is how to get to hell as fast as possible!
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Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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...we need to continue to do this to make sure only True Christians enter Heaven on Judgement Day.
Nothing we do changes what God Himself has already ordained. See 1 Corinthians 6:9-10

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.

Humbly,

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