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I must first apologize for not doing this first, i just got so excited about talking to True Christians!

My name is Carl and i live in England

We use to be a God Fearing nation! Now there isn't a single non-sodomizing Church left! I feel persecuted i work in customer services and i get made to serve Homos, sand people and liberals. I often think i should move to the USA but now that Gay un-marriage is legal I am not sure if it will be any better!

So i cant wait to join you all in the forum and later for Eternity in the arms of the Lord.
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Hello Carl,

Welcome to this forum. Do you see yourself as a Christian and do you have a favourite Bible verse? Please share it with us. Are you married and do you have children?

Kind regards, Roland


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Default Re: A true christian in a Land of Sodomites - 09-22-2015, 06:02 PM

My favorite verse:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14:1

It always helps i find with doubt, and helped me a lot growing up.
I am married with 1 boy and 2 Girls, we are all Christians although i find my wife and girls stray a lot i blame the society around us.
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Default Re: A true christian in a Land of Sodomites - 09-22-2015, 06:45 PM

welcome outlawcarl to gods favorite forum. please tell me how you came to find Jesus?
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Hello Moonlight,

Since you can capitalize the J in Jesus I know it is not a problem originating from your key board. Why don´t you capitalize the first letter in your sentence, and more important: Why don´t you use a capital when you write God?


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Default Re: A true christian in a Land of Sodomites - 09-22-2015, 07:36 PM

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Hello Moonlight,

Since you can capitalize the J in Jesus I know it is not a problem originating from your key board. Why don´t you capitalize the first letter in your sentence, and more important: Why don´t you use a capital when you write God?
Sorry please forgive my ignorance. It wont happen again.
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My favorite verse:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14:1

It always helps i find with doubt, and helped me a lot growing up.
I am married with 1 boy and 2 Girls, we are all Christians although i find my wife and girls stray a lot i blame the society around us.
Hi Carl,

Thank you for the clarification. Since you are a Christian I can not help you with the question you posted in the masturbation thread. It is obvious you need to ¨hit her more often¨, the way you ¨hit her more often¨ is however up for interpretation and I have a strong believe my views differ from the views of the True Christians™ on some minor points. Since this is a Christian forum I think one of the Pastors will be kind enough to give the advice you long for. As a Christian you should not take any chances.

Kind regards, Roland


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Default Re: A true christian in a Land of Sodomites - 09-22-2015, 08:48 PM

I hope your well moonknight, my struggle to Jesus was a long one, it fills me with fear how much i could of been derailed sight into hell!

I was anti-baptized as a catholick, (some close calls but i remained un-sodomized) its scary they talk about their dead jesus all the time and pick and quote out of context bible versus that makes a mockery of our Lord Jesus. You follow the popes law not Gods!

After much soul searching (almost reading the Koran!) i came to acorss a group at my local Church called the Alpha course and it opened my eyes AND my SOUL to the Gods Ture word!

I also thank you Roland for your advice, still very confused on the matter i wonder if more bible class mixed with discipline will work...
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Default Re: A true christian in a Land of Sodomites - 09-22-2015, 09:31 PM

Wow! The illiteracy of this person illustrates the abysmal educational standards in my country. I can only apologize, Brothers and Sisters. She may of course be drunk on a mixture of Jägerbombs and snowballs - it's around 10.30 in the evening here, so most teenagers will be legless.

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After much soul searching (almost reading the Koran!) i came to acorss a group at my local Church called the Alpha course and it opened my eyes AND my SOUL to the Gods Ture word!
I doubt that someone who can barely write her own language could read the Koran. However, the Alpha courses were set up by Anglicans, who are a sort of namby-pamby diluted Catholic sect and not Christians.


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In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array
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Default Re: A true christian in a Land of Sodomites - 09-23-2015, 12:48 PM

Good morning Carl I'm just having elevenses. The Bible is a great book and Proverbs is one of my favourites. Most proverbs are written by Solomon, the wisest man ever in time and these days I suppose we need to mention that's the A series of time not some lunatic proposition many of which emerge from England such as that the past is a future event in the sense that next year will only become past in the future
But not all proverbs are written by Solomon! Agur Jakehson wrote chapter 30 and started off by acknowledging his own inferiority:

PROVERBS 30 KJV
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Surely I am more brutish than any man, and have not the understanding of a man. I neither learned wisdom, nor have the knowledge of the holy.

But he knows to trust The LORD and ignore ravings from such as Anglican archbishops who append volumes of drivel to God's Pure Word but not yet outstripping the papists who are recanting dogma like there's no tomorrow.

5-6 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him. Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Next we find the condition of heathen wretches everywhere described rather well especially considering your experiences in the land of wanton trollops I am revolted whenever I see them walking around can't they think about anything else.

12-14 There is a generation that are pure in their own eyes, and yet is not washed from their filthiness. There is a generation, O how lofty are their eyes! and their eyelids are lifted up. There is a generation, whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men.
15-16 The horseleach hath two daughters, crying, Give, give. There are three things that are never satisfied, yea, four things say not, It is enough: The grave; and the barren womb; the earth that is not filled with water; and the fire that saith not, It is enough.


As from your experiences you may know the word horseleach is particularly apposite, outranking heathen by a good head and I understand that you are married? Is your wife getting enough to drink? As long as you avoid red wine there are a number of options available and God recommends other colours such as brown or green and of course wine need not only be made from grapes. There is barley wine and champagne and pear wine and some quite pungent varieties made from Artemisia absinthium which are often served with sugar but I prefer without myself. Perhaps you could try her on some of those? I've checked them out and none of them are red.
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Default Re: A true christian in a Land of Sodomites - 09-24-2015, 12:49 PM

Welcome. What is your favourite Bible verse?

I really like the chapter 'never bend to envy' in the Book of Proverbs. Do you?


"Abnormal, a horrible cancerous tumor in the body of society, homosexuals are perverts, whose sexual drive the Devil has used as his strongest weapon against God. A person cannot be a Christian and a homosexual at the same time, homosexuality is chosen, not inborn, and everybody can be set free and delivered."

- Pastor Ake Green
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