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Old 04-24-2011, 05:02 AM
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Is this what you're thinking of using as a title for your Introduction thread?

If so, take a look around. You'll see dozens of others just like it. Written by pathetic, spineless little cowards just like you, who, instead of going down the street to Mommy's church and telling all the grownups there that they hate God, instead join a Christian church's discussion forum across the country -- or across the world -- and anonymously cuss at strangers.
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If you just want to complain about God hating you, we can't help you except to tell you to stop offending God.

If we tell you that you are going to Hell we are not condemning you. We are telling you the punishment God will give you for your sinful deathstyle unless you repent, much like a friendly neighbor reminding you that if you go out drunk-driving, you will get arrested and go to jail.

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Is this what you're thinking of using as a title for your Introduction thread?

If so, take a look around. You'll see dozens of others just like it. Written by pathetic, spineless little cowards just like you, who, instead of going down the street to Mommy's church and telling all the grownups there that they hate God, instead join a Christian church's discussion forum across the country -- or across the world -- and anonymously cuss at strangers.
If you don't like what the Bible says, take it up with God.

If you think we have misunderstood the Bible, point out how. Chapter and verse.

If you have never read the Bible, don't try to tell us what it says.

If you want to learn about Jesus, you've come to the right place.

If you just want to complain about God hating you, we can't help you except to tell you to stop offending God.

If we tell you that you are going to Hell we are not condemning you. We are telling you the punishment God will give you for your sinful deathstyle unless you repent, much like a friendly neighbor reminding you that if you go out drunk-driving, you will get arrested and go to jail.

Pastor,

We're talking about a bunch of retarded victims of public education that can't even read 2 posts above theirs, or links they're given. Do you really think they're going to pay any attention to this thread? Or to Faith Machines Form Letter for Introductory Posts

No, they all think they're important enough that anything they have to say will make us all run home to our mommies (after all, it's what they do). Other than tracking them down by IP number and giving them all the spankings they desperately need, I don't know what to do about it.
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Well put, Rev. Rodimer.



I have seen you give the "go to mom's church" advice recently, and I couldn't agree more.

People come here and use their anonymity as a cloak for their passive aggressiveness, and that's just plain wrong. If they TRULY want to make a difference and have their grievances aired/addressed, they need to get off their lazy butts and march to the nearest church and lay out IN DETAIL their issues with God, religion, and just being good in general.

I imagine they are too involved with video games and anime porn and "fake" Miley Cyrus pictures to actually do anything so engaging, though.

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There should be a first post requirement of reading this and the noob forum and taking a quiz before one can post here!
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There should be a first post requirement of reading this and the noob forum and taking a quiz before one can post here!
Everyone who joins this board is asked to read the "Noobs" please read this before posting. and to use the search function as whatever they're here to discuss has probably already been discussed.

But kids are taught that they're all "special" these days, that "there are no stupid questions" and are constantly being spoon fed everything.
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But kids are taught that they're all "special" these days, that "there are no stupid questions" and are constantly being spoon fed everything.
I know they are asked to read, but they obviously don't. I think there should be a quiz on the Noobs thread that must be passed in order to turn on posting priveleges.
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Pastor,

We're talking about a bunch of retarded victims of public education that can't even read 2 posts above theirs, or links they're given. Do you really think they're going to pay any attention to this thread? Or to Faith Machines Form Letter for Introductory Posts

No, they all think they're important enough that anything they have to say will make us all run home to our mommies (after all, it's what they do). Other than tracking them down by IP number and giving them all the spankings they desperately need, I don't know what to do about it.
I was kinda hoping the thread title would draw them in, and they'd think it was by one of them so they could dogpile on.
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I was kinda hoping the thread title would draw them in, and they'd think it was by one of them so they could dogpile on.
They are all too stupid to understand.

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I nominate Brother Hutchins for this work.
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Wow, the atmosphere seems like it is littered with the mumbo-jumbo of bipolars Well, thanks for cheering us newbies up, you know, the "Unsaved Trash"? As I am recognizing, I think that that word should be familiar to everybody's hearts and souls here and at 'Landover Baptist Church'. From a more sophisticated perspective, the three aforementioned associations of verisimilitude that belongs to the population that is greater than the majority intercept each other and this causes everybody to be one of those things! I can assure you people that. Thanks for starting the thread anyways! Cheers!
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Wow, the atmosphere seems like it is littered with the mumbo-jumbo of bipolars Well, thanks for cheering us newbies up, you know, the "Unsaved Trash"? As I am recognizing, I think that that word should be familiar to everybody's hearts and souls here and at 'Landover Baptist Church'. From a more sophisticated perspective, the three aforementioned associations of verisimilitude that belongs to the population that is greater than the majority intercept each other and this causes everybody to be one of those things! I can assure you people that. Thanks for starting the thread anyways! Cheers!
You sound like some retarded version of a random word generator on crack.

How about posting some of your own words instead of regurgitated crap from "V for Vendetta" and Glee.

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I am aggressively trying to save people's souls.



Meanwhile, you are passive-aggressive with absolutely no redeeming value or proper goal whatsoever. Get off your high horse and help clean some stalls.

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Wow, the atmosphere seems like it is littered with the mumbo-jumbo of bipolars Well, thanks for cheering us newbies up, you know, the "Unsaved Trash"? As I am recognizing, I think that that word should be familiar to everybody's hearts and souls here and at 'Landover Baptist Church'. From a more sophisticated perspective, the three aforementioned associations of verisimilitude that belongs to the population that is greater than the majority intercept each other and this causes everybody to be one of those things! I can assure you people that. Thanks for starting the thread anyways! Cheers!
Huh? That makes no sense friend.

You know, life does not have to be complicated. It does not have to be new and imporoved, it does not have to be the fastest 4G around. Life cam be quiet and simple.
So tell me friend, how has Satan been teasing you and how can I help you get right with Jesus. You know He want to help you win the Pinewood derby of life.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. Opps, that's the speak of the Defiler of Rome. I'm sorry about that, but I am so overcome with the Glory of having found this oasis (I hope that not to be islamic) of salvation among the panderers of evangelism. Praise Jesus! And yes, I am a recovering sinner, a whore hopper and substance abuser; a forlorn hedonist trying to mend his ways with the Lord Jesus Christ so that I may get to his Kingdom.
Another blessed thing about this Bastion of Scripture, is the solace it offers against that abominable sin of nature, homosecuality. Yes, it is so uplifting to read of the terrible fate that awaits those whom would exchange bodily fluids with their own gender! (There is one or two credits due to those pre-reformation Roman apostates, they smote the queer king of England, King Edward II, right up the rectum with a white hot poker-how biblical is that! And there was Lucretia Borgia...but I digress) Well, I hope this serves as an introduction and I look forward to reading the soul saving messages and as an old man, perhaps I can come to Freehold to be closer to Our Savior and maybe help out in the adolescent ministry. YIC, Solomonsmind A mind is a terrible thing to have.
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Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. Opps, that's the speak of the Defiler of Rome. I'm sorry about that, but I am so overcome with the Glory of having found this oasis (I hope that not to be islamic) of salvation among the panderers of evangelism. Praise Jesus! And yes, I am a recovering sinner, a whore hopper and substance abuser; a forlorn hedonist trying to mend his ways with the Lord Jesus Christ so that I may get to his Kingdom.
Another blessed thing about this Bastion of Scripture, is the solace it offers against that abominable sin of nature, homosecuality. Yes, it is so uplifting to read of the terrible fate that awaits those whom would exchange bodily fluids with their own gender! (There is one or two credits due to those pre-reformation Roman apostates, they smote the queer king of England, King Edward II, right up the rectum with a white hot poker-how biblical is that! And there was Lucretia Borgia...but I digress) Well, I hope this serves as an introduction and I look forward to reading the soul saving messages and as an old man, perhaps I can come to Freehold to be closer to Our Savior and maybe help out in the adolescent ministry. YIC, Solomonsmind A mind is a terrible thing to have.
Uh, lay off the cocaine, and how about you head on over to the Introduction Forum and stop for a minute, breathe for a second, and then make some relevant, understandable introduction for us to read, okay brother?
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I;m very sorry, I thought this is in the Introduction Forum, I didn't want to be so overbearing as to start a new Thread; I'm just overcome with the Spirit and unable to comprehend the complexities of this Great Ministry. I am your humble Servant in Christ. Praise Jesus!
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