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Old 11-12-2014, 03:33 AM
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Old 11-12-2014, 03:49 AM
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Hello fellow saviors!
Hello,

What would you call your opening post? I call it a greeting instead of an introduction. Definitions, definitions... Another thing to be defined: Savior. Definition: Jesus Christ Son of God our LORD.

So, you choose to remain a mystery. No favorite verse, zilch, niente, nichts, nyechevo! Another mystery for you here:
1 Corinthians 15:51
Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed.


And the definitions. Your username is a bit fishy... Why choose a colloquial name for a vulgar staple fish species mostly used for UK foods?
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BREAT n. A local English name of the turbot.

What a big breat here! Still, not very relevant when it comes to worship...


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You poor soul.
If you are a fellow woman how can you be "obedient" to a man equal to you.
How can you allow yourself to be abused?

Do you know what it is to be a feminist?
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You poor soul.
My dear confused heathen,

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If you are a fellow woman how can you be "obedient" to a man equal to you.
How can you allow yourself to be abused?
Brother Elmer is not a woman. Even if you are not familiar with the name "Elmer," you could have guessed that Brother Elmer is a man based on his intelligence, eloquence, and general brilliance. Unless, of course, you're a lowly woman yourself, then your lack of reasoning skills is fully excused, dear.

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Do you know what it is to be a feminist?
Why would any Christian (male or female) want to know how it is to be a degenerate?

I will pray for your soul, sweetie.
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You poor soul.
If you are a fellow woman how can you be "obedient" to a man equal to you.
How can you allow yourself to be abused?

Do you know what it is to be a feminist?

Welcome to Earth and welcome to this Godly forum. Please show proper respect to others or you will likely face the wrath of the Pastor.


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Heathen?
You crack me up.
I believe in God.
But you people are truly the sinners, you are racist, sexist and juddjemental of anyone who does not share your beliefs.

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Old 11-12-2014, 04:09 AM
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Heathen?
You crack me up.
I believe in God.

But you people are truly the sinners, you are racist, sexist and juddjemental of anyone who does not share your beliefs.

Have fun in hell.
We know what God wants - it's all in the Bible. We follow what God wants. You say you believe in God, yet you decline to learn and follow His Will. Why?
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We follow God's word here, woman.

None of your accusations are true. We cherish the lesser races and strive to bring them to Jesus. Both the men and the women of our congregation do this work, the men in leadership, of course. Only such unsaved trash as yourself would call us judgmental. We actually accept even unlettered wretches like you here and we will even communicate with you.
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We follow God's word here, woman.

None of your accusations are true. We cherish the lesser races and strive to bring them to Jesus. Both the men and the women of our congregation do this work, the men in leadership, of course. Only such unsaved trash as yourself would call us judgmental. We actually accept even unlettered wretches like you here and we will even communicate with you.
ALL RACES ARE EQUAL! There are no "lesser races"
And do not call me "woman" you idiot.

Wretch?
Why you're just an ignorant bastard.
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Old 11-12-2014, 04:18 AM
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Strong language is never welcome.
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ALL RACES ARE EQUAL! There are no "lesser races"
Oh, so God put Genesis 9:25 in the Holy Bible just for fun?

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And do not call me "woman" you idiot.
Sweetie, you behave like a moody, emotional person, and you don't give any details about yourself in your "introduction," that certainly allows us to speculate, doesn't it?

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Why you're just an ignorant bastard.
Thank you, sweetie. We are blessed by your persecution (Matthew 5:10-12).

I'm sending my prayers for your lost soul.
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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Don't you people have morals?
Beating poor women?
SELLING children? They're not propery for go's sake.

No man has the right to lay a hand on me.
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Don't you people have morals?
Yes.

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Beating poor women?
Yes.

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

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SELLING children? They're not propery for go's sake.
Wrong:

Exodus 21:7-11
7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
11 And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.


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Poor child. I hope that Jesus will allow you to see the Truth. It seems that right now He wants to send you to Hell, though:

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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I believe in God.
But you people are truly the sinners, you are racist, sexist and juddjemental of anyone who does not share your beliefs.

Have fun in hell.
So my little whore, you're calling God a sinner?
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O gosh, I'll never understand you people.

One day you'll realize that all you have done is just completely immoral.
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Woman, you are the most bizarre person who has come here today. You win the daily lunatic award and you are well positioned for the monthly title.
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O gosh, I'll never understand you people.

One day you'll realize that all you have done is just completely immoral.
Oh, please do explain, dear.

How is following God's will "immoral?"

I'm looking forward to the disappointment of reading your reply, sweetie!
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O gosh, I'll never understand you people.

One day you'll realize that all you have done is just completely immoral.
You aren't kidding about the tiny brain, are you? Anyhow, slut, the Bible is the moral standard...the only moral standard. Even a pinhead like you should be able to understand that.
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