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Old 07-06-2008, 08:09 PM
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Oh, Zeke, that's no fun!

How about this? Are transsexual lesbians double sinning? Or is it okay for them to go clam diving with other women, even after surgery? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


Does this answer your question? Perhaps by giving up whoremones, forgetting about having Mr. Happy Jacques amputated and joining BASH you can have a shot at Heaven.

To answer your question, heterosexual carpet munching as a prelude to impregnation is sort of acceptable. Marry a Christian woman, do the muff thing if you can stand the odor and dignify her with your semen. You only have to do it every nine months.

And BTW, think how proud your parents would be if you gave them a grandchild.

Hahaha finnochio. Your little pee-pee wouldn't do the job, would it. That's why you want to get a euphasim.
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Old 07-06-2008, 09:38 PM
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Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Does this answer your question? Perhaps by giving up whoremones, forgetting about having Mr. Happy Jacques amputated and joining BASH you can have a shot at Heaven.

To answer your question, heterosexual carpet munching as a prelude to impregnation is sort of acceptable. Marry a Christian woman, do the muff thing if you can stand the odor and dignify her with your semen. You only have to do it every nine months.

And BTW, think how proud your parents would be if you gave them a grandchild.

Hahaha finnochio. Your little pee-pee wouldn't do the job, would it. That's why you want to get a euphasim.
Actually, yeah. Hormones don't cut off my "tallywacker," but they do cause it to loose functionality. It won't get hard (easily) and I'm sterile, too. Can't have kids, even if I quite hormones.

Doesn't matter, anyway. I already have kids and I don't plan to quit hormones, regardless.
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Oh, Zeke, that's no fun!

How about this? Are transsexual lesbians double sinning? Or is it okay for them to go clam diving with other women, even after surgery? Inquiring minds want to know!
How about this: God mockery is a sin whether you're a queer or not!

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


Isn't that why you're here? To mock Jesus and persecute His flock?
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How about this: God mockery is a sin whether you're a queer or not!

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Isn't that why you're here? To mock Jesus and persecute His flock?
I never said that. Now you're putting words in my mouth, dear.

Anyway, being gay or transsexual does not mean you can't be a Christian. I have a good friend who is both transgendered and a pastor.

Besides, I think you people should be the ones talking the least about persecution.
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Anyway, being gay or transsexual does not mean you can't be a Christian.
Yes it does. You can't be a servant of God and an abomination against God at the same time. It just doesn't work.
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So in other words, you don't think Christians should have the right to freedom of speech?
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So in other words, you don't think Christians should have the right to freedom of speech?
No, but I do think that in todays America, when Christians like yourself complain about persecution, it reeks of hypocracy. Didn't Jesus hate hypocrites?
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...Says the pervert who claims to be a woman but admits to having been awarded a tallywacker by Jesus upon birth...
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...Says the pervert who claims to be a woman but admits to having been awarded a tallywacker by Jesus upon birth...
You say I was awarded a "tallywacker," I say I was burdened with a penis.

Either way, I could stand to do without.
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You say I was awarded a "tallywacker," I say I was burdened with a penis.

Either way, I could stand to do without.
You'll take what Jesus gave you and you'll LIKE IT!? GOT IT!?

Sweet Jesus, what are you thinking! He made you a Man (in His image) and now you want to throw that package back in His face!? Are you insane!?

You remind me of these "whiggers" we get in here from time to time. Perfectly good, normal White boys who want to give it all up and turn coon. I can't figure them out either.
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I have a good friend who is both transgendered and a pastor.
Tara- You really don't see anything wrong with this?
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Tara- You really don't see anything wrong with this?
Actually, now that you think about it, yeah, there is something wrong there.

Being a pastor does seem pretty darn un-natural.
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Unnatural - Lacking human qualities or sympathies; monstrous; inhuman.

I personally think unnatural more describes a gross transgendered "thing" that has destroyed their body which is a gift from God.

I don't see how it is unnatural to be a respected, honest, God fearing pastor. It really seems like the better choice.
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Honestly, whats wrong with being homosexual. Its not like we hurt anyone. I just don't understand what makes people feel that they have the right to tell people that WHAT they are is wrong. This is a farce. Sexual orientation is determined by genetics. How can you persecute someone for being born a certain way. That's just like saying that being black is wrong, or being mentally retarded is a sin.

Society is changing, get used to it.
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Society may be changing, but I can tell you two things that will never change: Jesus' Love and the Good Word of the Holy Bible.

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Honestly, whats wrong with being homosexual.
Well for starters, God hates it. The Bible is explicitly clear on this point. You queers are "an abomination" and deserve to be killed.

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Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Its not like we hurt anyone.
Except for the millions you infect with the AIDS, and all the innocent children you rape and molest, and all the poor deluded fools you recruit into your perverted lifestyle. Other than that, nobody gets hurt.



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I just don't understand what makes people feel that they have the right to tell people that WHAT they are is wrong.
Once again, God commands us to judge scum like you in the Holy Bible. Take a look.

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.


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This is a farce.
So far, every tired old argument you've trotted out has been a farce. I agree.


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Sexual orientation is determined by genetics. How can you persecute someone for being born a certain way.
Prove it. According to our research, being a disgusting pervert is a hobby.

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That's just like saying that being black is wrong, or being mentally retarded is a sin.
Now you're catching on. God hates cripples of all kind, and He cursed the nigras during Noah's time for sodomizing him. So yes, all sin is vile and disgusting to God.

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Society is changing, get used to it.
Yes society IS changing, and it's going to be a BIG change! GLORY!! Jesus is going to return to earth one day soon, and clean up all the scum, riff-raff and perverts with the flaming sword that will be sticking out of His mouth. We pray for that day, nancyboy.

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Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
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Oh, you poor dear people, I feel for your mentality. Homosexuality is NOT a disease, it's the way people were born to love. Don't y'all support peace and happiness? If you do then why do you shun people for existing? Why do you try to change them when they are exactly perfect the way they are? The powers that be will be only too happy that the individual has lived to their divine nature and that they didn't alter themselves because of fear of intolerance and shame.

I realize that I may not change your opinion--and I'm completely content with you keeping the words you choose--but please at least try to understand others differences. Bless you.
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P.S. AIDS is spread by straight lovers also. Keep that in mind.
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