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Old 07-30-2008, 01:02 AM
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P.S. AIDS is spread by straight lovers also. Keep that in mind.
More lies. The AIDS is spread by God Almighty, that He might better smite the perverts of this earth.

That's the kind of loving God He is.

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

What are you hanging around here for, nancyboy?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Well for starters, God hates it. The Bible is explicitly clear on this point. You queers are "an abomination" and deserve to be killed.





Except for the millions you infect with the AIDS, and all the innocent children you rape and molest, and all the poor deluded fools you recruit into your perverted lifestyle. Other than that, nobody gets hurt.











I agree that God does Hate, as Hate is the natural counterpart of Love. I have done a little more research, and have refined my views (that which you could never do).

He does hate sinners, I agree. Eph 2:1

I must mediate on this a little more, perhaps ask someone that is more knowledgeable in these matters. I have difficulty accepting that God does hate, and yet it is said that He loves at the same time He hates. It seems a little contradictory.

I will ask a few pastors about this difficult question, and if anyone(besides Truechristian) has any light on this matter, please help me.






Once again, God commands us to judge scum like you in the Holy Bible. Take a look.

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.



So far, every tired old argument you've trotted out has been a farce. I agree.




Prove it. According to our research, being a disgusting pervert is a hobby.



Now you're catching on. God hates cripples of all kind, and He cursed the nigras during Noah's time for sodomizing him. So yes, all sin is vile and disgusting to God.



Yes society IS changing, and it's going to be a BIG change! GLORY!! Jesus is going to return to earth one day soon, and clean up all the scum, riff-raff and perverts with the flaming sword that will be sticking out of His mouth. We pray for that day, nancyboy.












I agree that God does Hate, as Hate is the natural counterpart of Love. I have done a little more research, and have refined my views (that which you could never do).

He does hate sinners, I agree. Eph 2:1

I must mediate on this a little more, perhaps ask someone that is more knowledgeable in these matters. I have difficulty accepting that God does hate, and yet it is said that He loves at the same time He hates. It seems a little contradictory.

I will ask a few pastors about this difficult question, and if anyone(besides Truechristian) has any light on this matter, please help me.
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I have difficulty accepting that God does hate, and yet it is said that He loves at the same time He hates. It seems a little contradictory.
Well, yes....that does sound a little too much like some seedy S&M fantasy.

I hope you will report back when you've contacted your higher authorities, because I would hate to have that be the last word in this thread

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Christians are kindda like nerds playing video games and watching starcraft or starwars. Their parents brain wash them from an early age and this kindda non-sense gets hard coded in their brains. While they are learning that fire is dangerous and they need to drink water to survive they learn about Christianity and its myths. Faith is a very dangerous thing, it gives a lot of power to religious leaders and that’s always dangerous. Look at Pat Robertson for instance or Sarah Palin or other such douchebags. Following without questioning the path is what sheap’s do and if humans are unable to understand that, they are no better than sheap.
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Christians are kindda like nerds playing video games and watching starcraft or starwars. Their parents brain wash them from an early age and this kindda non-sense gets hard coded in their brains. While they are learning that fire is dangerous and they need to drink water to survive they learn about Christianity and its myths. Faith is a very dangerous thing, it gives a lot of power to religious leaders and that’s always dangerous. Look at Pat Robertson for instance or Sarah Palin or other such douchebags. Following without questioning the path is what sheap’s do and if humans are unable to understand that, they are no better than sheap.
Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

I just can't wait to watch you burn in hell, nancy.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Christians are kindda like nerds playing video games and watching starcraft or starwars. Their parents brain wash them from an early age and this kindda non-sense gets hard coded in their brains. While they are learning that fire is dangerous and they need to drink water to survive they learn about Christianity and its myths. Faith is a very dangerous thing, it gives a lot of power to religious leaders and that’s always dangerous. Look at Pat Robertson for instance or Sarah Palin or other such douchebags. Following without questioning the path is what sheap’s do and if humans are unable to understand that, they are no better than sheap.

SHEEP. Not sheap. Did you take your meds today?.
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I had been struggling all my life from the age of 6 (when my parents converted to Evangelical Christianity) until I was in my early 20’s with some of thigns about the Bible that just didnt’ make sense to me. I was always told not to dwell on questions such as,

“Why did God create hell?”
“Why did God create humanity knowing full well that the vast majority of them would burn in hell for all eternity?”
“Why did God introduce a crafty serpent to the garden of Eden to tempt Adam and Eve?”
“How can proof of God’s take away your choice to love him, when proof of my mother’s existence does not take away my choice to love her?”

When I got to my 20’s the questions changed to,

“Why does God condone and regulate slavery in the Bible?”
“Why does God tell the Israelites to kill every man, woman, child in so many different cities?”
“Why did God have to see his son crucified a rather terrible death in order to be appeased so he can save humanity?”

There’s plenty more where those came from. At some point I started looking into the scientific explanation for things like the origins of humans, the origins of the universe, the origins of this planet. I understood the explanations and they made so much more sense.

By this time, my wife and I had been suckered into leading a youth group at a church we were attending. Well, I quit as leader, cause I felt it was dishonest of me.

Eventually I told my wife that I was an atheist, reluctantly. I was afraid this would be the end of our relationship and shortly after my daughter was born. Fortunately, today my wife is an atheist and we are raising our children in a beautiful godless home. I came out with it officially in 2006 and have been free from the bondage of mental slavery ever since. “None but ourselves can free out minds.”
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I had been struggling all my life from the age of 6 (when my parents converted to Evangelical Christianity) until I was in my early 20’s with some of thigns about the Bible that just didnt’ make sense to me. I was always told not to dwell on questions such as,

“Why did God create hell?”
“Why did God create humanity knowing full well that the vast majority of them would burn in hell for all eternity?”
“Why did God introduce a crafty serpent to the garden of Eden to tempt Adam and Eve?”
“How can proof of God’s take away your choice to love him, when proof of my mother’s existence does not take away my choice to love her?”

When I got to my 20’s the questions changed to,

“Why does God condone and regulate slavery in the Bible?”
“Why does God tell the Israelites to kill every man, woman, child in so many different cities?”
“Why did God have to see his son crucified a rather terrible death in order to be appeased so he can save humanity?”

There’s plenty more where those came from. At some point I started looking into the scientific explanation for things like the origins of humans, the origins of the universe, the origins of this planet. I understood the explanations and they made so much more sense.

By this time, my wife and I had been suckered into leading a youth group at a church we were attending. Well, I quit as leader, cause I felt it was dishonest of me.

Eventually I told my wife that I was an atheist, reluctantly. I was afraid this would be the end of our relationship and shortly after my daughter was born. Fortunately, today my wife is an atheist and we are raising our children in a beautiful godless home. I came out with it officially in 2006 and have been free from the bondage of mental slavery ever since. “None but ourselves can free out minds.”
You make Jesus sick. How you can reject Christ's temporary suffering and death like that? And to send your wife and child to an eternity in hell as well?

Have you no shame at all?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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hell to me would be living in ignorance and not knowing for sure
one way or the other if religion was the way or not. Heaven to me is
living life in dignity, without religion, and the childish fear of
going to hell when I die. And that childish fear begins to creep into
every area of ones life "like a worm" eating away at every dignified
action that you may take in life. Once you understand the principle of
dignity, then you can really understand what morality is.


Morality is a progression found in philosophy that you must learn like
every other skill or language--you have to start as a beginer. And I
don't know if religion and morality are compatible, because of the
undignified cowardice that religious people typically suffer from--
they won't take the risk of offending God. And they are insuferable to
be around because they cannot learn anything else, and then they try
to draw you intlo their living hell. What can you do?
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More lies. The AIDS is spread by God Almighty, that He might better smite the perverts of this earth.

That's the kind of loving God He is.

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

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Was King James Jesus' little brother? Oh wait, he was the guy that was altering the Bible to make it more politically correct for the liberals of HIS time. Can't take you seriously if you don't know nothing about the book of fairy tales you're defending.

PS I have to admit I'm being somewhat disingenuous. Even if you knew that, all of the other trash you've spewed on this board makes it nearly impossible for me to take anything you ever post here seriously. A Christian with no humility is not, and never will be a Christian.
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Was King James Jesus' little brother? Oh wait, he was the guy that was altering the Bible to make it more politically correct for the liberals of HIS time.
Prove it.

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Can't take you seriously if you don't know nothing about the book of fairy tales you're defending.
My credentials are impeccable, my education beyond reproach.

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PS I have to admit I'm being somewhat disingenuous.
If by disingenuous you mean a filthy lying pervert, then I agree wholeheartedly.


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Even if you knew that, all of the other trash you've spewed on this board makes it nearly impossible for me to take anything you ever post here seriously. A Christian with no humility is not, and never will be a Christian.
The Bible commands us to set you on the path to Salvation®. It doesn't say to throw you a pink tea party or to tolerate your perversions.

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1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
You're obviously used to dealing with false Christians who candy coat everything the Lord says. We pull no punches when it comes to doing battle with satan. We are humble in the sight of God, not demons like you.

May I remind you that you are uninvited and unwelcome here? Feel free to leave anytime you like, God mocker.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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WHOA, WOW! I just stumbled into the most hypocritical, nonchristian, community out there. All of you so called Christians on here hide behind the name of Jesus to do your dirty work of turning people away from Christ. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. YOU ARE SATANISTS. Seriously, go back and read what it is to be a christian.
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WHOA, WOW! I just stumbled into the most hypocritical, nonchristian, community out there. All of you so called Christians on here hide behind the name of Jesus to do your dirty work of turning people away from Christ. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. YOU ARE SATANISTS. Seriously, go back and read what it is to be a christian.
This, coming from the same troll who posted a stream of profanities in another thread.

Please take a look at our Church Doctrines HERE and then make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section. And skip the potty mouth this time. This is God's favorite forum.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Seriously, go back and read what it is to be a christian.
Maybe you should follow your own advice. Jesus tells us what it is to be a Christian:

Matt. 7:21: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.


Since the Father's will is set forth in the Bible, Christians are those who do what the Bible commands.
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It’ll be a draw every time, because they’re all claiming that “God’s on our side”! My father was in the Royal Navy throughout (and even before) the Second World War, and he was absolutely sickened by all the religious bullshit. I lost count of the times that he ridiculed the prattling prelates on BOTH sides who blessed the opposing armies in the Name of the SAME God!!
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I had been struggling all my life from the age of 6 (when my parents converted to Evangelical Christianity) until I was in my early 20’s with some of thigns about the Bible that just didnt’ make sense to me. I was always told not to dwell on questions such as,

“Why did God create hell?”
So he can punish evil people.
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Romans 9: 22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
23And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,



He creates people to hell so he could make His power known, and make the riches of his glory all the more obvious to those He has mercy on.


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Because God wanted them to fall. God plots out all of human history.

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God is much better than you mother (but then, who isn't, if she raised you).
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When I got to my 20’s the questions changed to,

“Why does God condone and regulate slavery in the Bible?”
Because it's right.
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“Why does God tell the Israelites to kill every man, woman, child in so many different cities?”
Because God wanted them dead.
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“Why did God have to see his son crucified a rather terrible death in order to be appeased so he can save humanity?”
Because the penalty of sin is death, according to the rules that God made but cannot change, even though He already knew that it might be convenient to change it when He wrote it, since He plotted out all of human history before it happened. God is just that wonderful.
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Where does the Bible claim only religious people can be altruistic?
You know there has also been studies that have found a belief in a higher being produced more Prosocial behavior than counterparts without belief in a higher being. However, Religious people tend to be extremely altruistic only within their own religious community or in-group, or so the studies found.
I know we had a long debate about this particular study over at Lit Network where you can find a link to a newspaper article describing the results of the literature review study.
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Where does the Bible claim only religious people can be altruistic?
You know there has also been studies that have found a belief in a higher being produced more Prosocial behavior than counterparts without belief in a higher being. However, Religious people tend to be extremely altruistic only within their own religious community or in-group, or so the studies found.
I know we had a long debate about this particular study over at Lit Network where you can find a link to a newspaper article describing the results of the literature review study.
We don't give a tinker's damn about your "studies" and whatnot. We only care about what Jesus says.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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