The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Landover Baptist Lounge

Landover Baptist Lounge Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-19-2009, 10:36 PM
Brother_Percy's Avatar
Brother_Percy Brother_Percy is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound The Lord’s Witness Wound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Christian Love Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Parking Lot Tither One Year/1000 posts Saved 5 Years Ex-eurotrash True Republican 

Join Date: May 2008
Location: Doing God's Work in Europistan
Posts: 1,335
Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?

So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???

1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')

You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 03-19-2009, 10:40 PM
Brother Lazarus's Avatar
Brother Lazarus Brother Lazarus is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Saved 1 Year True Christian™ 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Godly State of South Carolina
Posts: 1,060
Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)
__________________
In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-19-2009, 10:42 PM
Alone in the world Alone in the world is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 19
Alone in the world is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother_Percy View Post
Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?

So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???

1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')

You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.
Why Gandhi?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-19-2009, 10:46 PM
Brother_Percy's Avatar
Brother_Percy Brother_Percy is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound The Lord’s Witness Wound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Christian Love Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Parking Lot Tither One Year/1000 posts Saved 5 Years Ex-eurotrash True Republican 

Join Date: May 2008
Location: Doing God's Work in Europistan
Posts: 1,335
Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Brother_Percy is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alone in the world View Post
Why Gandhi?
Why not? I get to choose anyone, remember.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-19-2009, 10:49 PM
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
 

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Posts: 18,571
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

These are the ones I'd punch in the mouth;

Charles Darwin; furn turning people into animals

Copernicus for claiming the world is round.

George Ohm for claiming electricity is the result of a lot of little things moving around no one can see.

Smug little materialist with their disgusting naturalism. I'd give them a knuckle sandwich they wouldn't forget.
__________________

Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-20-2009, 01:11 AM
Larry Lee's Avatar
Larry Lee Larry Lee is offline
Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
True Christian™ Theologian
True Christian™

1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 1st class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Saved 5 Years Platinum Tither Saved 10 Years Real American™ Ribfest '02 Christian Love Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Ex-liberal Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,343
Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

As a True Christian™ follower of the hung Savior, I believe in turning the other cheek -- although I periodically submit an annotated list of individuals worthy of smiting for our Lord's consideration.

Tonight's list includes:

Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, for inventing the inhuman architecture that we all inhabit every day

Thomas Jefferson, for authoring the "Virginia Act for Establishing Religious Freedom" of 1786 and thereby denying the CHRISTIAN foundations of our great nation

And in honor of Easter, the Jews, for "knowing not what they do" (Ha!)
__________________


I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-20-2009, 02:17 AM
D'Arlene Sepkowitz's Avatar
D'Arlene Sepkowitz D'Arlene Sepkowitz is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Posts: 108
D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.D'Arlene Sepkowitz has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)
Amen
Amen
Amen

American by birth, SOUTHERN by the GRACE OF GOD
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 03-20-2009, 02:30 AM
Brother Lazarus's Avatar
Brother Lazarus Brother Lazarus is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Saved 1 Year True Christian™ 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Godly State of South Carolina
Posts: 1,060
Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Quote:
Originally Posted by D'Arlene Sepkowitz View Post
Amen
Amen
Amen

American by birth, SOUTHERN by the GRACE OF GOD
The Glory! The Glory!! Even in defeat, The Glory!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
__________________
In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 03-20-2009, 02:49 AM
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch. Revelation 6:8
Posts: 22,412
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).
__________________
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 03-20-2009, 03:02 AM
Brother Lazarus's Avatar
Brother Lazarus Brother Lazarus is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Saved 1 Year True Christian™ 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Godly State of South Carolina
Posts: 1,060
Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).
I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
__________________
In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 03-20-2009, 03:47 AM
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch. Revelation 6:8
Posts: 22,412
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

I don't live with my head in the sand.
__________________
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 03-20-2009, 03:50 AM
Brother Lazarus's Avatar
Brother Lazarus Brother Lazarus is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Saved 1 Year True Christian™ 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Godly State of South Carolina
Posts: 1,060
Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
I don't live with my head in the sand.
Thank God Brother Nobar!! You are a valued friend and I would not want you to suffocate!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
__________________
In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 03-20-2009, 03:57 AM
JennyD's Avatar
JennyD JennyD is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Sweet Placid Sister
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 Saved 1 Year Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Lady 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Surrounded by hippie vermin
Posts: 9,565
JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JennyD is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
Brother Lazarus, I must be misunderstanding. It sounds like you're suggesting that Brother Nobar requires your or SCOOP's permission to perform duties for Landover.

SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states!

Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist?
__________________
www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

Christian Ladies:
Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 03-20-2009, 04:05 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 76,734
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

I'd like to punch satan right in the nose. There's just nothing good about him.
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 03-20-2009, 04:08 AM
Brother Lazarus's Avatar
Brother Lazarus Brother Lazarus is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Saved 1 Year True Christian™ 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Godly State of South Carolina
Posts: 1,060
Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™Brother Lazarus is a True Christian™
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Quote:
Originally Posted by JennyD View Post
Brother Lazarus, I must be misunderstanding. It sounds like you're suggesting that Brother Nobar requires your or SCOOP's permission to perform duties for Landover.

SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states!

Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist?
By no means was I suggesting Brother Nobar needs any sort of permission. I was just letting Brother Nobar know that he and/or Landover will have full access to all SCOOP resources needed in any investigation. SCOOP offers it's full cooperation in any Deviance Investigation Landover chooses to pursue!

And thanks for your concern Jenny, but my wrist is just fine.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus
__________________
In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 03-20-2009, 05:10 AM
Nurse Clampett's Avatar
Nurse Clampett Nurse Clampett is offline
Jesus's Favorite Nurse
Forum Member

True Christian Lady True Christian Beauty Bronze Tither Best Pie Cleanest Kitchen One Year/1000 posts Christian Love Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian Caucasian True Scientist™ Jailed for JESUS 

Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Landover Basement
Posts: 976
Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™Nurse Clampett is a True Christian™
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Pastors and Jesus forgive me for posting in a thread about boxing sinners.

Hillary Clinton for being Hillary Clinton

Madalyn Murray O'Hare for being a filthy atheist

Martin Luther King Jr. for being an uppity negro and ultimately creating the L.A gangs. He also invented crack cocaine.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 03-20-2009, 07:54 AM
John Bois Ward's Avatar
John Bois Ward John Bois Ward is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: God Blessed Texas
Posts: 350
John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™John Bois Ward is a True Christian™
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Despite the fact that I cannot actually punch these people, I gain solace in knowing that Lucifer is punching them.

Arthur Liman, chief counsel for the Senate Iran-Contra Affair, who persecuted the God fearing, great American Hero, Oliver North.

Nietzsche, who wrote blasphemous statements such as, “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”

J.R. Tolkien, papist and communist.
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 03-20-2009, 11:49 AM
eliot mayfield's Avatar
eliot mayfield eliot mayfield is offline
God Squad
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 3rd class Tin Tither Ribfest '06 Public Awareness Medal Saved 5 Years Long service medal, 2nd class Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Public Awareness Medal Christian Love Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: rebuking eurotrash commies
Posts: 9,329
eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Captain Kangaroo
Mister Rogers
all the sesame street muppets.
__________________
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


http://www.shangrala.org/Pictures/Christ%20Michael.jpg
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 03-20-2009, 04:28 PM
Capt. Aaron Portway's Avatar
Capt. Aaron Portway Capt. Aaron Portway is offline
One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
Salvation from Above
God's Favorite Pilot™
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts True Christian™ Ribfest '08 Bronze Tither Saved 1 Year Real American™ Christian Love Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Ex-liberal True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Mission to Japan Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas God's favorite pilot True Republican Special Mission (North Korea) True Christian Provider™ award Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Divorcee Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Flying the Friendly Skies for Jesus!
Posts: 6,279
Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Capt. Aaron Portway will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Stephen Hawking - That stupid cripple thinks he's so smart! I'd give him "A Brief History of Getting your Butt Kicked"

Stephen Jay Gould - Just as bad as Darwin AND he was a Jew!

Any and all Kennedys, except maybe Joe Sr.
__________________


Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 03-20-2009, 06:50 PM
Heathen_Basher's Avatar
Heathen_Basher Heathen_Basher is offline
Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
Biblical Black Belt
Jr. Pastor
 

True Christian™ Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Gold Tither Ex-Mary Worshipper Christian Love The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted Mission to Las Vegas Porn Resistant Pro-Life The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,855
Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

That damned communist Franklin Roosevelt!

And I wouldn't mind giving that horse-faced wife of his a good sock, either!

They RUINED America!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:54 AM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved