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Old 02-05-2010, 05:58 PM
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Default Re: Stupid end of the world prophecies!

http://www.1degree.com.au/node/924
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The year's average global temperature was the 9th or 10th warmest since reliable record-keeping began in 1850, and the coldest since the turn of the 21st century, according to separate surveys by the UN's World Meteorological Organisation, NASA's Goddard Institute of Space Studies, and the US National Climatic Data Centre.
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Each used slightly different methods to rank 2008 based on world-wide land and sea-surface temperatures through to November. For the time being, no one knows whether this temperature drop heralds a lasting retreat from global warming or a temporary dip.
Obviously no one has the same hymn book.

And from elsewhere a global temperature map for Feb 09 (isn't that this month?) that, to me, seems to indicate that there is as much a warmer area as cooler.
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:06 PM
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Default Re: Stupid end of the world prophecies!

No weird Indian witchdoctor is going to know when the world will end but the BIBLE tells TrueChristians™ the answer;

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36729

Fortunately for members of Landover Baptist, there is Project Habakkuk. For the rest, well, they chose their fate.
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