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Old 04-29-2009, 04:41 AM
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Paganism being persecuted by ignorant xtians

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Jenny, you need to refresh.
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:51 AM
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Levi Johnston involved with both Bristol and Sarah....at the same time

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Intelligent design by "the Lord and Lady" becoming recognized as "science"

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Old 04-29-2009, 05:12 AM
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Intelligent design by "the Lord and Lady" becoming recognized as "science" **psst Jenny, I'm not wiccan, I don't believe in a 'lord and lady'**
Obamanomics responded to by GWB writing a book on 'Dubyanomics'

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A freak occurence which would result in the 2008 election needing to be redone and Monica Lewinsky somehow being elected as President instead

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Next: Fahrenheit 9-11 being made into a daily television series starring Fran Drescher, Barbra Streisand, and Matthew McConaughey.

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The love child of all of the above mating with Rachael Van Hellspawn.

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The above artist being asked to repaint the ceiling of the sistine chapel.

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It seems illiterates already have control over yours.

Um . . .

A rewrite of the Constitution which would allow MUSLIM fundamentalists . . . system.

Next: Swine flu.
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Swine flu that didn't kill off any Mexicans.

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Swine flu that didn't kill off any Mexicans.

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I think I figured out how this works:
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Now you get to put in the next thing for us to make worse.
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Evolution still stupidly not being realized as fact by religious zealots who believe that their god decided to fart out a universe one day

Next: All reality tv, all the time channels
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Evolution still stupidly not being realized as fact by religious zealots who believe that their god decided to fart out a universe one day

Next: All reality tv, all the time channels
Hold on there sweetie: How did eviluotion go from being a theory to a fact?


You know what I hate about your so-called "facts?" They keep changing. God never changes.

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For I am the Lord, I change not.
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