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Old 05-20-2009, 04:56 PM
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False. I have converted not one, not two, but several dozen Mudslimes to Christianity. Unfortunately for them, they only survived a few seconds after thier conversion (long story, pretty funny really), so none of them are around today.



The person below me is a race traitor. (T/F)
False-ish.

Both of my ex wives, the first of which I remarried after divorcing the second one, were white. However, neither were True Christians™ as I had yet to be Saved. So in a way . . . oh I don't know!


The person beneath me prays while driving.

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Old 05-20-2009, 06:21 PM
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False-ish.

Both of my ex wives, the first of which I remarried after divorcing the second one, were white. However, neither were True Christians™ as I had yet to be Saved. So in a way . . . oh I don't know!


The person beneath me prays while driving.

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The person below me has had a series of vivid dreams about Corinthians.
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:55 PM
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True, the Landover Security Humves have their steering wheels modified with a joystick like handle inside the wheel to aid this.

The person below me has had a series of vivid dreams about Corinthians.
False. I have, however, had a series of seriously vivid dreams about The Revelation of St. John the Divine. I am currently building them into a two-week lecture series to be offered in likeminded churches throughout the country for Adult Vacation Bible School/Revival End-Times Teaching Seminars.

The person below me has had lustful thoughts today.

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Old 05-21-2009, 12:58 AM
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False. I don't know the meaning of lust. Just ask my fiancee.


The person below me has a rapture-ready toilet installed in their home.
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:15 AM
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False!

There are 17 Rapture-Ready Toilets installed at The Monthly Visitor, courtesy of the previous owner.

They're remarkably water-efficient, so the local building codes official had no problem with me keeping them.

The person below me has questions about whether the Rapture will occur before, during, or after the Tribulation.
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False.

1 Thessalonians makes it clear there will be a Rapture. Matthew 24 makes it clear that it will occur during the Tribulations.

The person below me is a Republican.
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:57 AM
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True. Prior to my 1974 conversion, I was a far-left liberal Dumbocrat. Then I realized the errors of my ways and became a Republican. It's called "growing up".

The person below me has read the Bible from cover to cover.
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True. Not only that, I committed it to memory by the tender age of 5. For more details on my bio, please take a look at THIS.


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The person below me has talked to a gay.
True.

He was my hairdresser. I had no idea he was a gay, until he mentioned that he was going to San Fransissyco for a street fair on Folsom Street.

I inquired about it, thinking it might be fun to go as well, and he showed me photographs.



I reported him to Bobby-Joe, hoping he could be brought into Betty Bowers' BASH program. The next day, he was gone and there was a nice new flowerbed outside his (now closed) shop. I'm not sure where he went, or why he planted flowers before leaving town. I do know that the rosebush in the middle has grown by leaps and bounds in just one year! He must have fertilized it well.

The person below me hopes ACORN will be successful with the Cloward/Piven strategy.
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False. Those ACORN people are completely NUTS!

From Pastor Zeke's bio...
At 5-years old, little Ezekiel had memorized the entire KJV 1611 Bible. In addition, he memorized the first 2,000 pages of Strong's Concordance and quite by accident, 2-years worth articles from his mother's subscription to Women's Day magazine which were laying on the coffee table next to the concordance.

You truly were a child genius, Pastor Zeke! How come when Mozart is 5 he writes "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and is worshipped in history books, but your much more intellectually complex feat goes unnoticed by mass media? Oh yea. Joos.

When I was 5, I was running my first scam. It was a "lemonade" stand that I was selling cups of it for a nickel. In reality, it was just some dog urine and Mt. Dew.

Back to the game....
The person below me has had wet dreams about Hillary Clinton.
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Like her drenched in blood? I may have imagined that.

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False! You'll never find any NUTS in MY MOUTH!

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False, I can never admire communist Chinese folk.

The person under me has never defiled themselves by being "under" someone they weren't married to.
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ROFL, true....

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False. I don't read books. I burn them.

The person under me has ever been institutionalized in a mental health facility.
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The person under me is also beneath me.
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