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Old 08-19-2009, 12:57 PM
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Oh, and what about past gods being today demons as that other user said? leviathan, baphomet, lucifer, belial...all were other religion gods that are now Christianity demons. Even the snake form of Satan was a god image in the past.
You need to be paying attention to the King of Kings, not King Diamond. None of those guys were ever gods. There is only one Eternal God.
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:06 PM
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I mean, there were gods of another religions, not christianity gods.
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:10 PM
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You're just making that up. Besides, we only worship one God, not many gods.
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rofl seriously bro get the piffle out of her with that sexist shit its people like you why women sufferd for generations under the fear of their husbands (ie. you)
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rofl seriously bro get the piffle out of her with that sexist shit its people like you why women sufferd for generations under the fear of their husbands (ie. you)
First off, Pastor Zeke is not your "bro". Unsaved scum like you are not our brothers.

Second, it's not "sexism" it's called "following the Bible." If you have a problem with how the Bible commands us to treat women accordingly, then take it up with God not with us.
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its people like you that started all of the KKK and other rascist groups.
if the rest of the world can get on with modern life maby you retards should rethink your bible...sure i believe in a greater being but in no way posible for a 'god' to to return with his spawn (jesus) to earth to tell us how to live in a corrupted way of life
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lol this is retarded why would god let the world be subject to terrorism ,(i blame christians on this one) poverty and sins and if we live in the bible's vision we are subject to a life of hardship abuse from people like me (lol) and then look like retards in the proccess all so you can go to a non existant 'heaven' who said the bible was ment to taken 'literally'? (lol dnt pull the jesus card on me dicktard)
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its people like you that started all of the KKK and other rascist groups.
if the rest of the world can get on with modern life maby you retards should rethink your bible...sure i believe in a greater being but in no way posible for a 'god' to to return with his spawn (jesus) to earth to tell us how to live in a corrupted way of life
Nobody here at Landover Baptist started the KKK. In fact, we abhor racism! We treat negroes, beaners, and chinks just the same as white people. If anyone is racist, it's you with your posting of racist pictures.

Of course Jesus will return. It's in the Book of Revelation. So we know He will come for a fact.

By the way, what does all of this have to do with Harry Potter? Do you read these witchcraft manuals and were offended by us speaking the hard truth about them?
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lol this is retarded why would god let the world be subject to terrorism ,(i blame christians on this one) poverty and sins and if we live in the bible's vision we are subject to a life of hardship abuse from people like me (lol) and then look like retards in the proccess all so you can go to a non existant 'heaven' who said the bible was ment to taken 'literally'? (lol dnt pull the jesus card on me dicktard)
What is retarded is you. Can you repeat all that back to me in English? Is there supposed to be an argument or point hidden in all that gibberish?
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I never threatened you. I just want to know why you read those Harry Potter witchcraft manuals. Don't you see that they are devouring your soul? You already speak as if you were possessed.

Son, don't you know that Jesus Christ died for you so that you may have eternal life? Life without Jesus is HELL...
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What is retarded is you. Can you repeat all that back to me in English? Is there supposed to be an argument or point hidden in all that gibberish?
OMG NOWAI I GTS A REV TO CALL ME A RETARD
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i cant believe your trying to defend this crap lol
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It's not necessary for me to point out that you're a retard. It's quite evident in your posts. Now please, run along. I have more intelligent people to talk to.
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Only book I got any use for is the KJV. I honestly never heard of Harry Potter. I guess Im out of touch with the issues here. Is this somekind of witch manual or something?
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Seriously, God forbid children being entertained by books. Let's make some stuff up to control the world more.


ahahahaha you guys make me laugh with your hilariously false beliefs.
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ahahahaha you guys make me laugh with your hilariously false beliefs.
Please post the Scripture that we've gotten wrong. I'll stack my education and Theological knowledge up against yours any day of the week, heathen.
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Doesn't JesOS have some kind of banning system and can't Harry Potter just be banned, already?
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It's not necessary for me to point out that you're a retard. It's quite evident in your posts. Now please, run along. I have more intelligent people to talk to.

Calling someone a retard is not very Rev. like. Nor is it very Christian.

I am sorry sir but something is wrong with your mind, and I honestly do not know how you go on everyday living with yourself and all your false, enslaving beliefs.
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Calling someone a retard is not very Rev. like. Nor is it very Christian.

I am sorry sir but something is wrong with your mind, and I honestly do not know how you go on everyday living with yourself and all your false, enslaving beliefs.
Accepting Jesus FREES us pal. What are your beliefs? Who are you to judge us?
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Please post the Scripture that we've gotten wrong. I'll stack my education and Theological knowledge up against yours any day of the week, heathen.

Wow, Harry Potter is simply entertainment for children. Anyone who would want to ban that and look for reasons to ban that, doesn't want their children to be free, thus entertained by whatever they please. You hardcore Christians are very controlling. Just believe what you believe and stop judging/hating people for what they believe, especially if it's just because they don't believe what you do.
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Wow, Harry Potter is simply entertainment for children. Anyone who would want to ban that and look for reasons to ban that, doesn't want their children to be free, thus entertained by whatever they please. You hardcore Christians are very controlling. Just believe what you believe and stop judging/hating people for what they believe, especially if it's just because they don't believe what you do.
Harry Potter books teach children to think that witchcraft is fun. God says that we are supposed to kill witches.

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Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

You are here spewing hatred at us because we choose God over witchcraft.

Enjoy hell.
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