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Default Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible? - 06-15-2009, 06:37 AM

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Not unless I'd been drinking a LOT before seeing them. LOL!

I have seen you when you drink a lot. You think you are the Empress Dowager. Here, let me find the picture. :-O

Actually, that's a very plausible theory. You beat me to suggesting it! It could well be where earth is headed.

It isn't plausible because it isn't Biblical. End of story.

LOL, not every cycle is a menstrual cycle. Ew.
I do NOT want to hear anymore about that subject except to ask the stupid catlickers how, since Mother Mary was by ALL accounts 'unclean' after Jesus' birth, could she have had several more virgin births?


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Default Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible? - 06-15-2009, 06:50 AM

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I have seen you when you drink a lot. You think you are the Empress Dowager. Here, let me find the picture. :-O


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It isn't plausible because it isn't Biblical. End of story.

Let's take the bible out of the equation for a moment. Without considering the bible, it wouldn't be impossible, now, would it?

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I do NOT want to hear anymore about that subject except to ask the stupid catlickers how, since Mother Mary was by ALL accounts 'unclean' after Jesus' birth, could she have had several more virgin births?
Tell me what they say.



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Default Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible? - 06-15-2009, 07:02 AM

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I'll be good, I'll be good!

Smart girl.

Let's take the bible out of the equation for a moment. Without considering the bible, it wouldn't be impossible, now, would it?

Yes, even for psycho evilutionists. Read 'The planetary air leak' in the may, 2009 edition of Scientific American.

Tell me what they say.
They stubbornly insist that all of Mary's pregnancies were virgin births. Silly sods. Once is a miracle. Five times would have been to much for even her husband to believe.


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Default Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible? - 06-20-2009, 03:04 AM

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Yes, and are probably Photoshopped by those godless atheists over at the conspiracy known as NASA.
BINGQ! BINGO!

Keep in mind Mars is the RED planet!



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