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View Poll Results: Should Christians Celebrate Michael Jackson's Death?
No! He was a very confused individual, but could have found Jesus. Instead, he'll go to Hell. 2 10.53%
Yes! He deserved to go to Hell, and I hate him. 8 42.11%
No. He was misunderstood and falsely accused by people who wanted his money. 3 15.79%
No, but I'm glad there won't be another Michael Jackson album. 2 10.53%
Why limit the party to Christians? Let's all celebrate! 4 21.05%
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Old 06-26-2009, 02:12 AM
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Michael Jackson, once known as the King of Pop — more recently as the Queen of Weird — died today of a heart attack.

Christians everywhere wonder: Should we be happy that this oft-accused but never-convicted child molestor and corruptor of America’s values has died before he could release yet another assault on American society?

Jackson was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness. In 2007, he converted to Islam, following in the footsteps of failed singer Jermaine Jackson.

At no point is it clear that Jackson was ever a Christian of any stripe. Are his various difficulties and perversions then a surprise? He never had Jesus, so how could he ever get his life together?

Just as atheists have no morals without Jesus, neither do Jehovah’s Witnesses or Muslims! It’s just not possible, when all morality comes from God, and Jesus is God!

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I personally don't celebrate the death of anyone, nor do I speculate about how anyone who has died will spend eternity. That decision is solely in the hands of Jesus.

Michael Jackson was a very troubled man. Pushed early in life by his father, the boy never had a childhood. He did achieve fame and fortune, but it seems he never enjoyed any happiness. He spent his entire adult life attempting to buy back his childhood. He failed miserably. Quite sad really. I'm not a psychiatrist but it seems to me that his attempt to completely transform himself physically was a manifestation of his lonely self hatred.

I will pray for the soul of Michael Jackson. I hope he rests in peace.
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Well, Luther, that explains why three Godless Atheists voted for the last option, that everyone (not just Christians) should celebrate.

More proof that they are vile, hateful shells of human beings without God!
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You people never cease to amaze me....NEVER! You have no proof to back up your claims of him.

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What, claims that Michael Jackson is dead, or that he converted to Islam?

Or that three Godless atheists think that all people should celebrate that poor unSaved wretch's untimely demise?
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I for one threw a huge party last night celebrating his death. I called up Rev. Jake Delmachiavelli and some of our televangelist pals and several unsaved women age 18-24 and had an awesome party at my mansion. Night time swimming in my pool (complete with a gorgeous rock waterfall), conversation in the hot tub, cranking up the stereo playing Kool and the Gang's "Celebration", and the highlight was everyone toasting to Michael being in Hell with some very expensive Dom Perignon!

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Well, it's not a big stretch to believe that Jacko converted to Islam. According to their filthy rag, the Koran, not only does Jacko have 72 very bored virgins, but an undisclosed number of fresh-faced young boys like scattered pearls to service Jacko's every whim.

Satan (a.k.a. Allah) has just the right carrot to entice perverts of every stripe.
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Well, it's not a big stretch to believe that Jacko converted to Islam. According to their filthy rag, the Koran, not only does Jacko have 72 very bored virgins, but an undisclosed number of fresh-faced young boys like scattered pearls to service Jacko's every whim.

Satan (a.k.a. Allah) has just the right carrot to entice perverts of every stripe.
That's a common misunderstanding. The Koran actually says that mudslimes are entitled to "one 72 year old virgin."
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