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Old 08-07-2009, 02:13 AM
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Well I'm not 100% Italian. Only 75% Italian 25% Polish. Poor me I'm damned to Hell.
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What nationalities are you then my kind sir? I am sure I will have something to bash as well!
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Actually, that would be the French. The Poles are just stupid.

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It was not until we Americans showed up that Hitler and his Nazis ran! Nothing beats red-american soldiers!
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Nah, the french give up without any fight. The poles put up a laughable fight and THEN surrender.

It was not until we Americans showed up that Hitler and his Nazis ran! Nothing beats red-american soldiers!
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The French surrender at the drop of a beret and break out their best wine.

The Poles idea of national defense is a set of speed bumps at their borders.

The Italians, who once ruled the known world as the Romans, have since used up all their military mien. Their prefered method of winning a war these days is to fight for one side until it is clearly on the losing slope, then switch sides in time for the victory parade.

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One never becomes too old to put on a princess costume for Halloween. Girls I know who are much older than 12, look very nice in their princess costumes. Some of them even dress up as police women, to show the the respect they have for authority.

Another really good idea for a Halloween costume is to be dressed up as an angel of God. Its pure and holy.
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The hideous results of race-mixing abound. Let these horrific pictures be a warning to all that are tempted by the flesh of another race, THIS disgusting result may occur:




Halle Berry, race-mixed abomination



Half-Joo, half-Nigra Lenny Kravitz



Barack HUSSEIN Obama, race-mixer in Chief



Mixed-race Tiger Woods with his mongrel "family"

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Half-Joo, half-Nigra Lenny Kravitz
I heard if a spearchucker fornicates with a bagelmuncher, the baby is born with one glass eye. That picture would seem to confirm it.
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I heard if a spearchucker fornicates with a bagelmuncher, the baby is born with one glass eye. That picture would seem to confirm it.

Lenny Kravits is a biracial, handsome, talented singer-songwriter - so much for the LBC argument that children born to biracial couples are all defective.
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Yes until the age of 19 and thats when the weight gain begins. By the time they are 30 they are 350 pounds of spagetti!
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