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Dear friends, God has sheltered me in His own way from mixing with other races. I've never been attracted to anyone other than true caucasions. God created me as a blonde American and any offspring of mine will be the same. In Jesus' Name. Amen!

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Dear friends, God has sheltered me in His own way from mixing with other races. I've never been attracted to anyone other than true caucasions. God created me as a blonde American and any offspring of mine will be the same. In Jesus' Name. Amen!

Sister, I believe that no healthy white girl is truly attracted to the other races. I believe they do it either to 1)piss off their parents or 2) prove how liebral they are to their friends.
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Sister, I believe that no healthy white girl is truly attracted to the other races. I believe they do it either to 1)piss off their parents or 2) prove how liebral they are to their friends.
In that case, there are alot of unhealthy white girls.
And I hate to say it, but the amount is rapidly dwindling. At this rate, without intervention, the majority are going to openly welcome blatant multiculturalism
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In that case, there are alot of unhealthy white girls.
And I hate to say it, but the amount is rapidly dwindling. At this rate, without intervention, the majority are going to openly welcome blatant multiculturalism
Yest there are a lot of mentally unhealthy white girls, they're called liebrals and are raised to be whores and sluts. They also want to sleep with ethnics because it "pisses off daddy".

Now if "daddy" would step up to the plate and act like the true head of the household, this wouldn't happen. Unfortunately in our sikcular world, IF "daddy" is even in the picture, usually he has been castrated by the woman in the house and his balls are hanging over the mantel.
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Sister, I believe that no healthy white girl is truly attracted to the other races. I believe they do it either to 1)piss off their parents or 2) prove how liebral they are to their friends.
Amen, sister! And then they have a lifetime of dealing with their mixed offspring all to prove a point ... and while the taxpayers foot the bill.
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So according to you only wanting a relationship with a certain race is not racist!?
See how he is not being racist is simple. He is showing respect for the races by wanting to keep them pure and as God intended them. That isn't racism. When nigras look like messicans, how will you know the difference and if you need an interpreter.

I for one need to be able to make a quick decision on whether I want to buy a bag of oranges or cross to the other side of the street. If I can't tell the difference because of interbreeding, then I am in danger thanks to the heathen that wanted to screw with well put together races.
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Hello all. I've been a good christian for years but I can't resist the temptation of this music:




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Interesting thread. All out of Africa, people ! Descended from apes, too
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Interesting thread. All out of Africa, people ! Descended from apes, too
That was an incredibly racist thing to say. We don't tolerate racism here on God's favorite forum.
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That was an incredibly racist thing to say. We don't tolerate racism here on God's favorite forum.
Not to mention it conflicts with his purported Hinduism, which states that Lord Brahma creates everything. Including fully-formed humans.


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After each old universe is destroyed nothing is left but a vast ocean. Floating on this ocean, resting on the great snake Ananta, is Lord Vishnu. Some say that a lotus flower springs from his navel and from this comes Lord Brahma. And it is from Lord Brahma that all creation comes.

How dies Lord Brahma create? Some tell of how he grows lonely and splits himself in two to create male and female. Then he becomes one again and human beings are created. In the same way he creates all the other living things, from the great animals to the tiniest insects. Others say that everything comes from different parts of Lord Brahma's body. All the different animals and all the people come from his mouth, arms, thighs and feet.
I wonder what part BagladyGit came from . . .
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I would recommend a DNA test before marriage to make sure your potential wife is not part Jigaboo. But since DNA tests can be false or doctored by secular scientists under the sway of the God-hating socialist-scientific cult, the only sure way to make sure you're not inadvertently contributing to the mongrelization of the races is to pick out a distant cousin.
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