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I personally like project purity, I can drink all the water I want without receiving radiation poisoning.
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Old 09-25-2013, 09:18 AM
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Hahaha

I hope you stupid, filth spilling bastards will all rot in hell, if such a thing even exists that is - I for one doubt that heavily. And in the case I was wrong, I am more than willing to go to hell, what an evil god could only do something like that to his own creation. In hell I would be the servant of Satan and together we'll plunge this malignity that calls himself god form his throne in heaven and let a better world appear form the ashes of gods brute...

The Jewish god is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind since our knowledge of history. All you Christians and Muslims have deserved to suffer for all the pain you have caused to humanity - I hate you!

You intolerant scumbags need to be torched to death and have your filthy, fat bodies left there to rot and be consumed by bugs and maggots.

One day the mighty liberator will come onto this world but it won't be your god, no! It will be the god of the Atheists, the ruler of the Satanists, the prophet of the Antichrists.. you have lost the struggle and your corrupted morals will fade away more and more.

I am looking forward to this day, to get rid of the disfigurement of mankind and enter an era of peace, without the ones who make war - you!
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Old 09-25-2013, 09:31 AM
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Hahaha

I hope you stupid, filth spilling bastards will all rot in hell, if such a thing even exists that is - I for one doubt that heavily. And in the case I was wrong, I am more than willing to go to hell, what an evil god could only do something like that to his own creation. In hell I would be the servant of Satan and together we'll plunge this malignity that calls himself god form his throne in heaven and let a better world appear form the ashes of gods brute...

The Jewish god is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind since our knowledge of history. All you Christians and Muslims have deserved to suffer for all the pain you have caused to humanity - I hate you!

You intolerant scumbags need to be torched to death and have your filthy, fat bodies left there to rot and be consumed by bugs and maggots.

One day the mighty liberator will come onto this world but it won't be your god, no! It will be the god of the Atheists, the ruler of the Satanists, the prophet of the Antichrists.. you have lost the struggle and your corrupted morals will fade away more and more.

I am looking forward to this day, to get rid of the disfigurement of mankind and enter an era of peace, without the ones who make war - you!
Now that you're done preaching the satanist gospel, why not take just a moment out of your busy schedule of sacrificing infants to introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum?

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In hell I would be the servant of Satan and together we'll plunge this malignity that calls himself god form his throne in heaven and let a better world appear form the ashes of gods brute...
Look, there is no more a Satan than there is a Superman, but Great Caesar's Ghost, I can't stand fellow atheists who think that if there was such a being, somehow they would stand out and not become deep fried soul sausages. I will give you some credit. At least you're not rambling on about taking over. But still, if we're wrong about hell then we are screwed. Of course, we have just as much chance of ending up in Hel.
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Hahaha

I hope you stupid, filth spilling bastards will all rot in hell, if such a thing even exists that is - I for one doubt that heavily. And in the case I was wrong, I am more than willing to go to hell, what an evil god could only do something like that to his own creation. In hell I would be the servant of Satan and together we'll plunge this malignity that calls himself god form his throne in heaven and let a better world appear form the ashes of gods brute...

The Jewish god is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind since our knowledge of history. All you Christians and Muslims have deserved to suffer for all the pain you have caused to humanity - I hate you!

You intolerant scumbags need to be torched to death and have your filthy, fat bodies left there to rot and be consumed by bugs and maggots.

One day the mighty liberator will come onto this world but it won't be your god, no! It will be the god of the Atheists, the ruler of the Satanists, the prophet of the Antichrists.. you have lost the struggle and your corrupted morals will fade away more and more.

I am looking forward to this day, to get rid of the disfigurement of mankind and enter an era of peace, without the ones who make war - you!
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Angry Fallout 3 Considered a "Satanic game" WTF!?!?!!!?!?

You guys are just a bunch of stupid Christians. Why do you think that Fallout is a "Satanic" Game? It's rated piffleing M! Of course to you Christians, any game you don't like or you mormons think has some violence or sexual content in it, you go out and bash it like Perez Hilton bashed Brittany Spears on live television. "It's a game with violence in it!!!, we have to make that game go away!!!" So, what are you guys thinking? HUH? It seems like if someone or something does not believe in "God", he will go to "Hell"? What the piffle is that suppose to mean?
If I tell you that there is a monster under my bed and that if you don't believe me, I am going to hunt you down and burn you to death whilst you watch your family get stabbed in the eyeballs while getting burned to death? If your so called "God" created us all equal, then why the piffle do you hate gays? And why do you hate Jews? Why? And if I don't believe, I am going to "Hell", BULLSHIT!!! That is all I am going to say to you discriminating pieces of crap. Hey guess what, abstinence is a load of crap, I lost my virginity at the age of 13!!! You have sex when you are ready, not when "God" says so!!! Good Day!!! Ta-Ta now t(t)
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You guys are just a bunch of stupid Christians. Why do you think that Fallout is a "Satanic" Game? It's rated piffleing M! Of course to you Christians, any game you don't like or you mormons think has some violence or sexual content in it, you go out and bash it like Perez Hilton bashed Brittany Spears on live television. "It's a game with violence in it!!!, we have to make that game go away!!!" So, what are you guys thinking? HUH? It seems like if someone or something does not believe in "God", he will go to "Hell"? What the piffle is that suppose to mean?
If I tell you that there is a monster under my bed and that if you don't believe me, I am going to hunt you down and burn you to death whilst you watch your family get stabbed in the eyeballs while getting burned to death? If your so called "God" created us all equal, then why the piffle do you hate gays? And why do you hate Jews? Why? And if I don't believe, I am going to "Hell", BULLSHIT!!! That is all I am going to say to you discriminating pieces of crap. Hey guess what, abstinence is a load of crap, I lost my virginity at the age of 13!!! You have sex when you are ready, not when "God" says so!!! Good Day!!! Ta-Ta now t(t)
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I lost my virginity at the age of 13!!!
So you're still butt-hurt and decided to take it out on our calm and peaceful forum.

Very mature.

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