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You are making no sense. The part you put in bold is "Our interest is in praying, not playing. What's yours?".
Hmm, I was pretty sure I bolded the part where he said Doom and Duke Nukem were new games.
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Your whole point is that you hate Jesus. What did he ever do to you?
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I believe he is one of those video game makers! You athiest demon summoner! Stop making the youth turn away from Jesus!

Our prayers have been answered! The fall of the Nintendo Entertainment System! I don't see how commiting homosexual acts in a video game is entertaining but it will crash soon enough!
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I believe he is one of those video game makers! You athiest demon summoner! Stop making the youth turn away from Jesus!

Our prayers have been answered! The fall of the Nintendo Entertainment System! I don't see how commiting homosexual acts in a video game is entertaining but it will crash soon enough!
Wow Giant, has Satan suddenly cursed you with mostly proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure?

Are you ill? Some sort of fever perhaps? Enjoy this while you can, it's probably temporary. I'm sure God will get you back into proper Negro form.

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Wow Giant, has Satan suddenly cursed you with mostly proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure?

Are you ill? Some sort of fever perhaps? Enjoy this while you can, it's probably temporary. I'm sure God will get you back into proper Negro form.

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Are you saying people of color can't have correct grammar or spelling?
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Are you saying people of color can't have correct grammar or spelling?
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Wow Giant, has Satan suddenly cursed you with mostly proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure?

Are you ill? Some sort of fever perhaps? Enjoy this while you can, it's probably temporary. I'm sure God will get you back into proper Negro form.

Yours in Christ
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Giant Negro appears to be working toward becoming an Ex-Negro. How wonderful for him!

Congratulations on your decision to turn your back on Satan, Giant Negro!


Just be sure to, you know, not bend over or anything, because, well, you know how Satan is . . . And that's NOT what Jesus was suggesting when He said, "Get thee behind me, Satan!" so you perverts out there stop thinking that right now!
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Negros who have completed the Landover ex-Negro program have been taught the skills of spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure. However, honorary ex-Negros such as Miss Vavoline, will continue to be allowed to post in Gullah.

Luther T Washington is an unusually well educated Negro that is fully capable of speaking and typing in proper Godly English. Self directed Negros such as Luther that have not completed the ex-Negro program are pretty rare.

Giant Negro is neither an ex-Negro or a self directed educated Negro. His sudden ability to speak Godly English is most likely a Satanic fever or disease which will soon dissipate.

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Hahahahaha you should be a comedian my friend.

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Negros who have completed the Landover ex-Negro program have been taught the skills of spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure. However, honorary ex-Negros such as Miss Vavoline, will continue to be allowed to post in Gullah.

Luther T Washington is an unusually well educated Negro that is fully capable of speaking and typing in proper Godly English. Self directed Negros such as Luther that have not completed the ex-Negro program are pretty rare.

Giant Negro is neither an ex-Negro or a self directed educated Negro. His sudden ability to speak Godly English is most likely a Satanic fever or disease which will soon dissipate.

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Brother Lazarus, no I am not a follower of Satan. I was once a non-believer who deserved to burn in the fiery pits of hell, but my ways have changed! I have vitiligo and soon, oh so soon I will be able to erase all that is the savage negro inside me!
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Well I for one am proud of Giant Negro's road to recovery. Being born a negro is hard blow to most people and they can never recover from it. They lead a life of holding up liquor stores and hanging out on porches drinking Colt .45 out of paper bags while hootin' and hollerin' at any white woman that passes by. Giant Negro's command of the English language is on par with many white Americans. I give him credit and I hope for the best for him!
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Hahahahaha you should be a comedian my friend.


Brother Lazarus, no I am not a follower of Satan. I was once a non-believer who deserved to burn in the fiery pits of hell, but my ways have changed! I have vitiligo and soon, oh so soon I will be able to erase all that is the savage negro inside me!
Praise Jesus! Shout Glory!

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Good news Brothers and Sisters. I'm sure we all played a BIG part in helping God to put an end to Nintendo's success



OK, we still have some work cut out until sales are down to 0%, but still.

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Good news for gamer i just found out that Nintendo has enough money to stay afloat for 50 year and lose 250 million each year!!!
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Good news for gamer i just found out that Nintendo has enough money to stay afloat for 50 year and lose 250 million each year!!!
Not if Jesus has His way.

And He always does....
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