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Old 08-04-2009, 09:06 AM
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Exclamation Michael Jackson: Satanic Vampire whose Death is a Hoax

MICHAEL JACKSON: SATANIC VAMPIRE THAT FAKED HIS DEATH
Original article at SPACESHIPJESUS.COM


Tonight on July 23, 2009 I was suddenly interrupted from the microwaving of my Kraft Macaroni and Cheese by a thunderous voice in my head: "Helmholtz! Turn to channel 74 right now!". I turned on the TV in my hotel room and flipped to 74. It was static. A couple seconds later I saw a picture of Michael Jackson on screen and the voice of Spaceship Jesus coming through the television. This is what he told me to tell everyone in the world. We must spread this news immediately!!!

Michael Jackson faked his death. Michael Jackson is a vampire in subservience to Satan and can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. No doubt "cardiac arrest" as the Official cause of death a clue to his nature. Jackson faked his death for the upcoming 2012 Spaceship Jesus landing. He decided to go into hiding as to better plan a strategy for destroying as much of mankind as possible. Michael Jackson is a Satanist, worships Satan, and has sacrificed to Satan. He is part of the Satanic Alliance, this is the truth!

Michael Jackson has sacrificed children for years at his Neverland Ranch in Satanic Rituals. The stories go much deeper than mere molestation. Jackson would partake in elaborate sex-magick rituals with young boys, sodomizing them inside a pentagram of candles. Ancient words would utter from Jackson's throat with each rythmic pumping against a boy's buttocks. After the sexual climax, of Jackson spilling demon seed into boy anus, the real climax would begin....OF HUMAN SACRIFICE.


Huge alter dedicated to Satan and Aztec Sun God would hold boys as Michael Jackson ripped into their chests with a knife and tore out their hearts. He would rip out the heart and then eat it raw. No doubt a reincarnation of Hungarian vampiress/lesbian/cannibal/serial killer Elizabeth Bathory, Jackson stays young forever by bathing in virgins' blood. "Harmless boy obsession" not just an eccentricity, and not just being a child molestor, but a NEED TO STAY ALIVE FOREVER.


Look at Michael Jackson! He is a vampire! His skin has become pallid and deathly pale over the years. His face has sunk in like a corpse and his cheekbones jut out. When he goes out in public, he brings an umbrella (Vampires cannot stand sunlight) and often a medical mask to keep him from breathing in mortal germs. Did Michael Jackson sleep in a Hyperbaric Chamber so he could stay young....or is it a COFFIN SO HE HE CAN LIVE FOREVER? Jackson sleeps in Coffins.


In 1982, Michael Jackson released his most famous album to date: THRILLER. Is it any coincidence that the music video featured Jackson as a VAMPIRE ZOMBIE? This is evidence that Michael Jackson nature (Human Nature?) would be prophesized by Mad Prophet Helmholtz as told to him by Spaceship Jesus! Play "Thriller" vinyl records backwards to hear Satanic messages of Michael commanding you to kill young boys in Satan's service. Michael pledges his love to Aleister Crowley and sex-magick, the Jacksonian twist of Thelema, told to Michael Jackson by beyond-the-grave messages from Rocket Scientist and Black Magician Jack Parsons who lived in California, not far from Michael Jackson. THRILLER SHOWS TRUTH ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON SATANIC VAMPIRE ZOMBIE NATURE.

SPREAD THE WORD FAR AND WIDE...Michael Jackson is alive. He is a vampire. He is a Satanist. He will return to the public on December 21, 2012. Spaceship Jesus has told me this. It is true.
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Actually he was murdered!!

His heart attacked him!!
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:06 AM
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I admit that I don't listen to Mad Prophet's ramblings because he's clearly a schizo, but I must admit he does have a point with this. When I do look at Jackson I do see a vampire. I mean, really. He fits the part perfectly. Now I'm not saying that Mad Prophet actually talked to Jesus through his television, but I will concede that he may be onto something...
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Hi Rev. I read your profile, how did u fall from grace?
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:45 AM
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I would think that my biography would've provided sufficient info for you. But, long story short, I was tempted into sin by carnal delights. That of putting my hand in the church collection fund, and entertaining myself with prostitutes. Rest assured, that is all behind me. I am a new man, renewed in Jesus Christ.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT you people should be utterly ashamed of your self to post such trash about somebody and you call this a christian church website if thats how you all act SOMEONE WILL HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO WHEN YOU PASS OVER DONT YOU KNOW TO LIE IS A SIN TOO
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT you people should be utterly ashamed of your self to post such trash about somebody and you call this a christian church website if thats how you all act SOMEONE WILL HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO WHEN YOU PASS OVER DONT YOU KNOW TO LIE IS A SIN TOO
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Default Re: Michael Jackson: Satanic Vampire that Did Not Really Die!

Oh for the love of...

Michael Jackson is dead, and is staying that way.

Michael Jackson never molested anyone, ever.

Vampires don't exist.
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Oh for the love of...

Michael Jackson is dead, and is staying that way.
No one knows for sure. But MP Helmholtz is usually right about a lot of things.

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wackos a pifflein legend yas wankers
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wackos a pifflein legend yas wankers
Repeat please.
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Michael Jackson be dead, stop worryin. Since he be mostly plastic, dey had melted down his body an turned him into Legos, so kids can play wif him fo a change.
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Your going to believe something written by someone who was told to watch tv by the voices in their head? Really? Wow.
Also, the ideas surrounding vampires come from this guy called Dracula (who actually existed in the middle-ages). The name means 'the son of the one with the order of the dragon'. Locals reported seeing strange symptoms from the nobles....which was probably a disease.

And i doubt you'll believe me. because i'm a women right? pffft.
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Well, you are not being intelligent there. For one Dracula did not exist, it was Vlad The Implaer who existed in which the Dracula story originated from. So yeah I woould listen to someone who is giving me information on something rather someone citing what they think is history wherein Dracula never lived wherein reality it was Vlad The Implaer . . . . And it doesnt matter if you're a woman unless your femininity conflicts with the common functions of your so called brain. So dont be so quick to discredit people just because it doesnt fit your biased opinions, but instead embrace any and all knowledge to distinguish from what is truly right and what is truly wrong. Until then you will stay in this juvenile state in which you believe is adulthood. :>
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Well, you are not being intelligent there. For one Dracula did not exist, it was Vlad The Implaer who existed in which the Dracula story originated from. So yeah I woould listen to someone who is giving me information on something rather someone citing what they think is history wherein Dracula never lived wherein reality it was Vlad The Implaer . . . . And it doesnt matter if you're a woman unless your femininity conflicts with the common functions of your so called brain. So dont be so quick to discredit people just because it doesnt fit your biased opinions, but instead embrace any and all knowledge to distinguish from what is truly right and what is truly wrong. Until then you will stay in this juvenile state in which you believe is adulthood. :>
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Well, you are not being intelligent there. For one Dracula did not exist, it was Vlad The Implaer who existed in which the Dracula story originated from. So yeah I woould listen to someone who is giving me information on something rather someone citing what they think is history wherein Dracula never lived wherein reality it was Vlad The Implaer . . . . And it doesnt matter if you're a woman unless your femininity conflicts with the common functions of your so called brain. So dont be so quick to discredit people just because it doesnt fit your biased opinions, but instead embrace any and all knowledge to distinguish from what is truly right and what is truly wrong. Until then you will stay in this juvenile state in which you believe is adulthood. :>
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The vampire credentials of Michael Jackson are not in doubt. He has lived for over 3,000 years.

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He was worshiped as a false god back in Egypt.

I am convinced, as many others are, that he walks the earth today. His soul dedicated to and powered by Satan
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