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I have been fighting Satan for many years to avoid the lust to masturbate, so I was lucky and my Wife guided me to use a chastity device where She holds the key and only lets me out when She can make use of me. I feel I am so luck to have my wife and She will never let me sin again.
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Well Praise Jesus! I LOVE to hear a happy story like that!

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I am praying about this now, Mrs Etheldreda.
- i did not say She did it with electricty - it was my swedish brother, praise be to him, who used that kind of device, and i must say it made me rather curious. Today there is election in the swedish church and i do look forward to it. Praise Lord Jesus for the day I found this forum and for the well being of all its members of the true faith.
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I am praying about this now, Mrs Etheldreda.
Dear Sister of true faith in the LordJesus, Swaziland? I have never been to Africa at all. I was in Israel once and walked in the footsteps
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Well friendly forums ? I have never experienced hostility like this - ever ! It explains quite a lot - I mean to expressing so little acceptance for all other than so called Americans ? I am glad I was skeptic to US before and now it is confirmed!!! Praise the Lord I have found truth !
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Well friendly forums ? I have never experienced hostility like this - ever ! It explains quite a lot - I mean to expressing so little acceptance for all other than so called Americans ? I am glad I was skeptic to US before and now it is confirmed!!! Praise the Lord I have found truth !
No, hostility would be if we let you go right along to hell without first warning you of your sins and trying to get you to man up and repent of them (see Ezekiel 3:18). We have tried to teach you the unadulterated, no-nonsense truth on the sin of fapping, and yet after a nice admission of your problem, you turn your sticky-fingered hands right around and bite us for reaching out to you.

Typical unchurched sinner, ungrateful and too much of a sissy to fess up to the need for making REAL changes for a better life.

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Hello Friends, It's been over 30 years since I've beaten my sin meat and within those years I've planted my seed into my wife and she has spewed forth 7 sons and 1 daughter. I am truly blessed although if truth be told I would be a lot happier if my wife had just given me 8 boys instead of birthing that walking sin meat

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Amen, friend. I just give all my daughters up for adoption and keep the sons. If I had kept them, I would be swimming in menstrual blood by now. My home is a farm and I don't need it filled with livestock.

Once one of the little whores called me up after hiring a private detective to find out who her real parents were. I agreed to meet her at a park. Instead of walking up to her, my sons and I hid in the bushes and videotaped her crying as it slowly dawned on her that I wasn't going to show. I posted it on youtube until she began making death threats and I had to get a restraining order against her. I believe she killed herself last spring. One less whore of Satan to corrupt God's children.
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Amen, friend. I just give all my daughters up for adoption and keep the sons. If I had kept them, I would be swimming in menstrual blood by now. My home is a farm and I don't need it filled with livestock.

Once one of the little whores called me up after hiring a private detective to find out who her real parents were. I agreed to meet her at a park. Instead of walking up to her, my sons and I hid in the bushes and videotaped her crying as it slowly dawned on her that I wasn't going to show. I posted it on youtube until she began making death threats and I had to get a restraining order against her. I believe she killed herself last spring. One less whore of Satan to corrupt God's children.

A truly inspirational story Brother Billy, When my daughter was 7 I 'accidentally' left her behind at a walmart, It took her three days to make it back home as the shop I left her in was in another town. She hasn't been the same since, All i could get out of her was something about a bathroom stall at a truck stop

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A truly inspirational story Brother Billy, When my daughter was 7 I 'accidentally' left her behind at a walmart, It took her three days to make it back home as the shop I left her in was in another town. She hasn't been the same since, All i could get out of her was something about a bathroom stall at a truck stop

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She is now 13 and still bears no child, I'am currently looking for a suitor. My eldest Son has purposed we send her out alone into the streets in high hopes she is raped, therefore forcing her into marriage and out of my house hold
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