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Old 10-30-2011, 01:00 PM
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Since i cant make new thread, im going to ask few questions here, obviously you hate lot of things and blame on satan on pretty much everything,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=70808

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...717#post810717

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12504

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=65444

Heres few threads (Also, did you know that america has the most fat people in the world, and fatness can also be part of some disease)

You hate everything, And you really want to cut people pieces? Then what makes you BETTER than the satanists? Cant you see how your minds are poisoned? After seeing this forum, i think Christianity is really Religion of Hate ! In my opinion, blaming kid for getting raped, killing people, hating retard people, hating pretty much everything, this is not a religion anymore.

This is what i call mental disease.

Prove me wrong.
Introduce yourself please before spewing up your childish nonsense.

What is wrong with hate? Jesus Himself instructed hate.

Luke 14:26

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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You hate everything. Prove me wrong.
You are wrong. We love people so much that we do everything to get them saved. Only way to get to heaven is to follow the bible, so we have to show them how wrong they are or they will burn in hell for all eternity. If you don't follow all of the bible, God will hate you. Telling such lies that Jesus loves everyone is cruel. We don't do that. Jesus only loves people who follow every word of God.
For example God really hate bastards. If parents to be would have their children out of wedlock they will damn their son to be and next ten generations of that child to hell.

Deuteronomy 23:2 bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

So you see, we have to say “Look you heathen whore-mongers, stop with your disgusting ways and start following word of God or you will burn in hell” to them for their souls sake. That is true and pure Christian love.
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Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

A gift is not something that one must prove themselves worthy of, neither before or after receiving it.

Or do you take away your children's Christmas presents when you feel they don't deserve them anymore?
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Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

A gift is not something that one must prove themselves worthy of, neither before or after receiving it.

Or do you take away your children's Christmas presents when you feel they don't deserve them anymore?
So? What is your point?

Just because eternal life is undeserved, i.e. a gift, does not mean that everyone will receive this gift. If you read the whole Bible in context you would know that Matthew 7:21 promises us that not everyone gets into Heaven. John 3:18, and a slew of other verses promise us that there are plenty of people who will be damned.

And of course normal parents take away their kids toys when they are being punished, though my kids don't have toys. They already have the undeserved gift of eternal life, so I don't feel like they deserve toys. Except for my favorite son George W. Jenkins. I get him little soldiers that he can rip the arms and legs off of because he is going to be POTUS someday.
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A gift is not something that one must prove themselves worthy of, neither before or after receiving it.
Assuming one is offered this gift in the first place. Please read this informative sermon by our own Pastor Ezekiel.

Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!

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Oh, I’m very much ready too! The last time I opened this site, I wasn’t too open yet. Thank Heavens for this site that gave me clearer views on learning prophecies
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Oh, I’m very much ready too! The last time I opened this site, I wasn’t too open yet. Thank Heavens for this site that gave me clearer views on learning prophecies
1. Have you made your introductory post yet? Just adding gibberish in someone else's introduction doesn't really count.
2. You don't learn prophecies. You read them (in The Bible). I suppose to do that you need to learn to read but that is not "learning prophecies" however much you dress it up and put it on display. Perhaps you are including the Delphic Oracle or the Sibylline frenzy as some form of prophecy? They are not, they are in fact examples of demon possession, but sure you could learn to do that.It's easy. Open your mouth, swallow this red and white spotted toadstool, just say anything that comes into your head.
It will be arriving DIRECTLY FROM HELL. Perhaps you's rather learn the Sibyls' method? Also quite straightforward. Get drunk. Eat plenty of boiled poppies. Run around in circles, strip naked, copulate with anything crossing your path, keep this up for about a week and sure enough the frenzies will convulse you and it would be more difficult to shut you up that to get you started..
That's not prophecy either. Satanic, hallucinating heathens have no conduit to The Creator. I am not saying that Prophecy has ceased, that God's Revelation is ended. That is for The Pastors to decide. Jesus explains:
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Yes, I am an Atheist, so before attacking me, please see what I have to say.
As we are debunking myths on Christianity, i'd like to debunk some myths on Christmas, and America.
1. XMAS IS A WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
No, X is the first letter in Christ in Latin(?), and Christmas is pagan in origin, you guys just stole it you dirty thieves >:c

2. AMERICA IS A CHRISTIAN NATION
No it's not. You may make up a majority of us, but it was not founded as a christian nation.

3. ATHEISTS HATE GOD
Nope. We don't hate god, we just don't believe in him. Honestly, I wish I could just believe it, but my better judgement tells me otherwise.

4. HOMOSEXUALITY IS UN-NATURAL!
Actually, homosexuality is very natural, this is hard to prove without talking about Evolution, which I know you guys don't believe, but to put it simpily, gays devolop differently than straight men. They produce less testostorone.

Side notes:
I'd like to talk about the second law of thermodynamics, which religious people seem to love. The second law of thermodynamics states that matter in a closed system will become more and more displaced. The universe is not a closed system, it exerts energy into beyond.

The first law of thermodynamics states that something cannot come from nothing...

Oh, and before you attack me, read the bible. Here is a bible verse:
"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."

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Oh, and before you attack me, read the bible. Here is a bible verse:
"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."
No dear, we won't "attack" you simply for being ignorant and foolish. I'm sure your mother is very proud of you anyway.

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4. HOMOSEXUALITY IS UN-NATURAL!
Actually, homosexuality is very natural, this is hard to prove without talking about Evolution, which I know you guys don't believe, but to put it simpily, gays devolop differently than straight men. They produce less testostorone.
So, you're going to use bad science (evolution) to prove choosing to be a homer and defying God's will is natural? That's rich, friend...rich indeed. Why, I could use x + 1 = x to prove 2 = 3. See how that works?

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No, X is the first letter in Christ in Latin(?)
Greek, as it happens, but hey, whatever - Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic, English, it's all the same to you atheists, isn't it?

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