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Old 03-06-2014, 01:15 AM
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Question What's your desktop background?

Mine is entirely in colors imperceiveable to the human eye, so instead I'll give you my recommendation, the Sistine Chapel Ceiling from before Michelangelo vandalized it with his graffiti:

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Old 03-08-2014, 02:50 AM
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My desktop background is a wonderful photo of my HUSBAND holding handcuffs and a paddle... I love that man... so romantic.
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Old 03-08-2014, 06:12 PM
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I have an app for that. It is a white backround with a verse from the KJV. Every 30 seconds it is a new verse. Sometimes, I sit there transfixed on Gods Words flashing before my eyes.

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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Mine is my very own pie, moist and glistening with flavor. I'd be happy to send you the file if you'd like to use it as a background - but I warn you - it's very tempting! You will be craving pie within a very short time.
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Mine is either an A-10, or a headon picture F-35C Lightning II that has just fired smoke flares.
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These are a couple from the selection that I have rotating.




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Various images to remind me of the of :








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Taking screenshots of your own desktop makes things very, very confusing. I was really lost for a while there. Anyway, I think I've got things back in order now.

Because the stars will fall to Earth as promised by God in Revelation 6:13, I like to keep a reminder of what they used to look like. The fact that we can see less stars now is proof that the events foretold in the Book of Revelation are already in progress!
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Jeb, I think I'm having a deja-vu or something.
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Jeb,is that the steam icon on your computer ? I thought steam was evil.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Jeb,is that the steam icon on your computer ? I thought steam was evil.
1. I only use it for muslim shooting simulators
2. Steam helps destroy the videogame industry, it sells games so cheap it's all got to be below profit, so they're literally undercutting themselves. Now, normally I assume businesses know what they're doing, but Valve Software is run on anarchist principals - they have no management.
Imagine a company where everyone is equal and managers don't exist. A place where employees sit where they want, choose what to work on and decide each other's pay. Then, once a year, everyone goes on holiday together.
No doubt traffic is always blocked in their hallways and the drum circles don't let anyone sleep. If Valve Software is going to help the videogame industry self-destruct, why shouldn't I help them?
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My father RIP, never wore a tie. He was a working man.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Mr Hutchins didnt seem to have a problem with reply.
You seem a very angry young man. Perhaps if you accepted Christ into your life as Saviour you may feel less rage towards your fellow man?

Mark 12:30 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

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Jeb, be careful : http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32383
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I am really liking this one today.

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I like to switch things up. I'm using this splendid pic this week.

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