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Old 11-24-2007, 06:24 PM
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Or maybe we better just re-Name it "Brown Friday if this keeps up. Just look - messicants are determined to overrun EVERYTHING now! Even the one day of the year which promotes Christian Togetherness like no other. What do you thing the 3 "Jesuses" here are in such a hurry to purchase?:



(Wondering: Is all-but-forgotten KMart trying to out-Godly Wal*Mart by being open Thanksgiving Day so one can get in even more Christmas Shopping?)
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Old 11-24-2007, 09:03 PM
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Good grief. They look like gang members waiting to rob the store!
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I worked in a local Wal-Mart for 5 hours and did not see one person that was not lily-white. Maybe SUV you are just in a bad neighborhood.
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I worked in a local Wal-Mart for 5 hours and did not see one person that was not lily-white. Maybe SUV you are just in a bad neighborhood.
God Bless your local Wal*Mart, Brother Lord Warrior!

A story was printed in the Reader Reaction section of Black Friday news in our local newspaper, and this cashier - I forget if it was actually Wal*Mart she worked for - stated that she did not see one American the entire time she worked on this day! (True Story)

I think Brother Marshall is Right: Those messicant "Jesuses" are 'casing the jernt' - they Certainly don't look like no Wise Men to me!!
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I'm not quite sure what to make of this:



I'm confused about the two darkies and one slant-eyed in the photo. Do these so-called "minorities" celebrate Christmas? Are they mocking Jesus?

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i belive slant-eyed ppl do celebrate christmas, but they call it "annual festive super wish gift day", I think.
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i belive slant-eyed ppl do celebrate christmas, but they call it "annual festive super wish gift day", I think.
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It's actually super happy joy joy gift day.
But anyway, I got up at 3 and did the majority of my Christmas shopping for friends and family. I still need to figure out what to get my boyfriend though.....
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It's actually super happy joy joy gift day.
But anyway, I got up at 3 and did the majority of my Christmas shopping for friends and family. I still need to figure out what to get my boyfriend though.....
Well, why don't you get your boyfriend a box of Chick Tracts? Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like threats of hellfire & damnation. Also, a voter registration card that registers him as a Republican; this will prove that you're doing the Lord's work.
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Well, why don't you get your boyfriend a box of Chick Tracts? Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like threats of hellfire & damnation. Also, a voter registration card that registers him as a Republican; this will prove that you're doing the Lord's work.
Omd, no. That's the worst gift anyone can give anybody. I think I might just get him a book or something....

And no, it's not gonna be the bible, it'll probably be a book about history or something. He likes that.
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Omd, no. That's the worst gift anyone can give anybody. I think I might just get him a book or something....

And no, it's not gonna be the bible, it'll probably be a book about history or something. He likes that.
The Bible is history, authored by God himself. Everything else is a lie.

Hope you don't buy your boyfriend one of those evil Harry Potter books. He could go straight to Hell reading one of those. You'd do much better to buy him a gift coupon for purchasing holy items in the LBC online gift shop.

And by the way, I pray that you are properly escorted by your father or brothers when you're hanging out with your boyfriend - being alone with him before you're married will also put you on the expressway to Satan's lair.

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The Bible is history, authored by God himself. Everything else is a lie.

Hope you don't buy your boyfriend one of those evil Harry Potter books. He could go straight to Hell reading one of those. You'd do much better to buy him a gift coupon for purchasing holy items in the LBC online gift shop.

And by the way, I pray that you are properly escorted by your father or brothers when you're hanging out with your boyfriend - being alone with him before you're married will also put you on the expressway to Satan's lair.

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He's already read the entire series, so there's no point in buying him a Harry Potter book. I don't think buying him a gift card for the LBC "gift" shop would make him happy. I'll probably buy him a book, and that's final.

And brother's at college with his lover, father's got work, so no, we hang out alone. Haven't seen Satan yet.

And Jesus is watching me? They way you put it, it makes it sound like he's a creepy voyeur or something.
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And Jesus is watching me? They way you put it, it makes it sound like he's a creepy voyeur or something.
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Here is what this Black did last Friday.

He got all hopped up and overdosed on watermellon.
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Oh my Cruciform Christ, Brother and Sister, those pictures were hideous!!!

So let us now Give Thanks that today is "Cyber Monday" - when folks Shop at Home on their computers and don't need to be exposed to all of....them....Shopping for a "good-fitting pair of shoes" or worse, "a warm place to.....!"

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I take it you've already given him the clap?
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The simple fact that you don't make your cooter Christ's personal business is the reason you're headed for the fiery pits of hell. It's for the production of Christian soldiers. It's not some kind of contest to see how many innocent men fall into it's gaping maw.
Wow... Must you assume I'm a whore, just cause I'm not Christian? I actually plan on never having sex anyways. Way too many risks.
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I take it you've already given him the clap?
No. Have you given your girlfriend the clap?
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Wow... Must you assume I'm a whore, just cause I'm not Christian?
You said it, not us.

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No. Have you given your girlfriend the clap?
Mr.Brother Temperince never hads a girlfreind ever,so he never gived no claps to anyone, so there!

i showed Miss.Hickey real good, Mr.Temperince gonna be so prouds of me
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Mr.Brother Temperince never hads a girlfreind ever,so he never gived no claps to anyone, so there!

i showed Miss.Hickey real good, Mr.Temperince gonna be so prouds of me
I don't think he will be proud of that accomplishment.
Any way does he like action I would buy him a Matthew reilly book http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Reilly
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