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Old 09-19-2009, 08:49 PM
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I am particularly offended at the number of people who don't go to church, or who "worship GOD in their own way." It's not enough to stay home and meditate on Sunday, you belong at church. But not just any church, a church that teaches the truth. (Like ours.)
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I'm offended by certain members of my television viewing audience who think it's okay to cut back on the donations and love offerings just because they're having a hard time economically. This is just the Lord's way of letting me know who the real True Christians™ are and who the false ones are. A True Christian™ would be giving their generous donations, even if their house was facing foreclosure and they just lost their job. Jesus approves of this, as seen in Luke 21...

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This Pizza Hut commercial that keeps coming on the TV is getting under my skin. Its the one where this guy keeps yelling "Jackpot!"
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I'm very offended by the use of that word.
I happen to agree with you there. I doubt we would agree on little else, but that's messed up throwing out the n word like that.
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Yay! We can be offended by this together. You may be surprised, we may yet agree again. You never know. But for now let's just work with what we've got, lol. Finding common ground is important when befriending those of other friends.


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I happen to agree with you there. I doubt we would agree on little else, but that's messed up throwing out the n word like that.
You agree that racism is bad, but yet i have been offended by the use of the word "wetback" as seen in your forum "English as a second language???" page 1 comment 7 from Rev. Jim Osborne

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Oh goody, a wicker! Now the offended-o-meter is back up to 10!

So what's your problem with the term wetback? I know plenty of Mexicans and Hispanics. They aren't wetbacks. Ask your token beaner friend and they will tell you what the difference is.

To answer your question, yes racism is bad.
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Oh goody, a wicker! Now the offended-o-meter is back up to 10!

So what's your problem with the term wetback? I know plenty of Mexicans and Hispanics. They aren't wetbacks. Ask your token beaner friend and they will tell you what the difference is.

To answer your question, yes racism is bad.
The reason why I said that is because I am a Mexican.
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The reason why I said that is because I am a Mexican.
And one so well spoken, too!

I was in Algodones last week. I love my beaner friends. You know the difference then.

It's like the difference between White People and white trash. It also has to do with whether you born in the U.S., how culturally assimilated you are and if you are an almost White Chilango.

You know as well as I do, the most pure Spaniards are the ones who run things down there to this day.
The poor norte˜no injuns are on the low end of the social scale.
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I am also not a "wicker"
That was my fault. I was so offended by you calling Rev. Jim a racists, that I mistook Blessed Day for Blessed Be.

They are constantly here spreading their hate, to the point where I have gotten paranoid when I read the word Blessed.

You should introduce yourself, friend.
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And one so well spoken, too!

I was in Algodones last week. I love my beaner friends. You know the difference then.

It's like the difference between White People and white trash. It also has to do with whether you born in the U.S., how culturally assimilated you are and if you are an almost White Chilango.

You know as well as I do, the most pure Spaniards are the ones who run things down there to this day.
The poor ass norte˜no injuns are on the low end of the social scale.
I could not agree with you more. The reason why I posted that is because I get called that on a daily basis, and when ever I see that word it offends me. I love my heritage and I love my culture.
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That was my fault. I was so offended by you calling Rev. Jim a racists, that I mistook Blessed Day for Blessed Be.

They constantly are here spreading their hate, to the point where I have gotten paranoid when I read the word Blessed.

You should introduce yourself, friend.
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I could not agree with you more. The reason why I posted that is because I get called that on a daily basis, and when ever I see that word it offends me. I love my heritage and I love my culture.
Then, don't concern yourself over it, my beaner amigo.

Now how about an introduction? I can't wait to hear you quote some Scripture and tell us all about yourself!
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Then, don't concern yourself over it, my beaner amigo.

Now how about an introduction? I can't wait to hear you quote some Scripture and tell us all about yourself!
I am sorry to say that i can not do that at this moment, but as soon as i can i will introduce myself. Is that ok Mr. Jones?
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I'm offended by the commercial where a brother and sister are raising their eyebrows up and down, as fast as they can. This takes place for 2 minutes.

I was too weird-ed out to even remember what it was for.
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I am sorry to say that i can not do that at this moment, but as soon as i can i will introduce myself. Is that ok Mr. Jones?
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