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Old 09-20-2009, 04:05 AM
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Old 09-20-2009, 05:33 AM
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I am highly offended by Rick Santorum not winning the Values Voter Summit in Washington straw poll.
Anyone who brings a dead baby home to cuddle deserves this!

Sorry, duplicate, but I was so offended by this!
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:55 AM
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You agree that racism is bad, but yet i have been offended by the use of the word "wetback" as seen in your forum "English as a second language???" page 1 comment 7 from Rev. Jim Osborne

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And I'm offended by racist wetbacks who see so-called "racism" where there is none. Did you even read my post? I take a sympathetic view of the plight of wetback children who are not properly taught English. It puts them on a dead-end career path with no hope for something better. If I was racist, wouldn't I want them to not learn English and never have a chance to be upwardly mobile in their social status? Wouldn't a real racist say "Forget educating them! Let them mow my lawn forever!".

I am highly offended you would accuse a loving and Godly True Christian™ pastor like me of racism. I want nothing but the best for wetbacks. Imagine how hard their lives are: Swimming across the Rio Grande or packing themselves with 15 other people in a van like sardines, taking the lowest of the low jobs, never being able to converse with people in the new country, etc.

So let me ask you: Why do you want wetbacks to fail?
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I'm offended by dance music, drugs, Germans, Germans on drugs, Germans on drugs listening to dance music, and negroes who fall off roofs.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:46 PM
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Whora the Explorer offends me.
She could speak American if she wanted to but instead continues to speak Mexican in an effort to indoctrinate our kids with it. It is obviously an inferior language yet the Mexican appeasers that make the show still push it on us as if it were some sort of a good thing if our kids were to learn it. If Mexican was so good it would be American.

Her pet is a naked monkey. It is plainly offensive to have such a pet without shorts or something covering it's boy parts. It also acts way too human. This seems to be a way they teach kids that monkeys are just like little humans. Evilution.

Also, Dora is clearly in possession of the map yet she continues to ask the audience where she's going. She is an illiterate Mexican and I don't like her.
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I'm offended by the fact that a piece of obsolete farming equipment is sitting in the Oval Office.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:58 PM
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I'm offended that a piece of obsolete farming equipment is sitting in the Oval Office.
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Italians writing books, lazy minorities and alcoholic punks getting money for not working, modern "art", hippies opening their mouths and not getting smacked in the face, the fact that so-called "mentally ill" people get "treatment" instead of proper exorcisms. Oh, and when queers hold hands in public. There's just no need for that kind of flamboyant deviancy!
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I'm offended that Queers like the User im gay get over it Say God made them that way when he didn't
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Gaywads should just stop it. If they did then they could find a decent woman and perhaps get Saved™ enough to earn a cooler spot when they go to Hell.
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I'm offended that the latest Star Trek movie didn't show the true story about that awesome three-way my younger self had with younger Uhura and her hot green roommate back at the Academy.
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Not only am I offended, I'm sick.
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I'm offended that the latest Star Trek movie didn't show the true story about that awesome three-way my younger self had with younger Uhura and her hot green roommate back at the Academy.
I'm kind of offended that Kirk had to be in that movie at all (but it was great despite his presence). But I'm more offended that Winona Ryder found her way into that movie. Offended and confused. Am I the only one who thinks she was an odd choice? I don't think she had any business being in it.
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you are a cooter im a homosexual and god made me the way i am, i cant help it if i am gay and by the way your picture looks very trim, do you want to go out somtime
The only date I'm interested in going on with you is one where you'd be tied to a pole in the middle of a quarry.
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The only date I'm interested in going on with you is one where you'd be tied to a pole in the middle of a quarry.
kinky, dont be to rough
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Right now I am offended by the fact that reading a post written by a disrespectful sass-mouthed queer enraged me so much that I just had to headbutt my monitor out of pure fury!

I am also offended by black metal, hip-hop, and most other forms of jungle music.
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Right now I am offended by the fact that reading a post written by a disrespectful sass-mouthed queer enraged me so much that I just had to headbutt my monitor out of pure fury!

I am also offended by black metal, hip-hop, and most other forms of jungle music.

Brother Temperance. Ignore the silly gay person. He is obviously a fool.

I am offended by seeing drunken men and women on the streets. The noise. The smell. Disgusting mess.
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Brother Temperance. Ignore the silly gay person. He is obviously a fool.

I am offended by seeing drunken men and women on the streets. The noise. The smell. Disgusting mess.
I agree drunks are utterly offensive. Jesus never allowed people arround Him to drink alcohol.
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