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Says he who's BAC (blood alcohol concentration) has never dropped under 0.25 in the last 20 years!
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OK, I've been back to the material shop and have some very zingy stuff for our next meeting. Last week's took about 3 days and involved mainly satin. NOW however I got organza black/red-swirly-things, some really oily nylon-on-nylon white-soap-bubble-effect stuff and lovely black with blue polka-dot+diamante-effect fabric (all nylon, I asked, they told me) which I'm combining into a modest garment suited for a witness to Him in most environments. The standard was quite high at the weekend; I need to apply myself at the sewing machine.

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Were you attempting to insult our Pastor? What age did you think he started drinking? 6? 4? It would have to be single figures.
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The theme in our chat is veal
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You have still not explained why the fact that you don't eat veal is offensive to you.
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Pay no attention to this meatball. He's all hopped up on the marijuana.
So I still can't work out which one's the meatball me or him?
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So I still can't work out which one's the meatball me or him?
So as well as not understanding the topic of this thread, you can't work out who Zekie Boy is trying, unsuccessfully, to insult!
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So as well as not understanding the topic of this thread, you can't work out who Zekie Boy is trying, unsuccessfully, to insult!
He's put it with your quote as if it's for you & I'm the "hopped up" one
but then I don't pray to meat balls so there'd be no cause to call me one
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Right now I'm offended by the pizza I bought at lunchtime, which had some kind of weirdo Eyetalian cheese on it with a name like mosquito. And vegetables!!!! What's wrong with Monterey Jack and pepperoni, I want to know?

The other thing is that if you want more cheese on top, they add some French slime called Brie. Have they never heard of Velveeta?

Also I am offended by them speaking to me in their stupid foreign gabble, even though they KNOW I speak English.

I try to be charitable and remember 1 Corinthians 13:1 but enough is enough.

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Right now, I'm offended by the San Antonio City Council, but I guess I should admit that I am mad at them most of the time, the filthy heathens.

They are a nest of communists and they are scheming to get their leader elected to be the President after Hillary. They want Hillary first- probably not really, but they have to say that or they will suffer the wrath of Bill Clinton, who they fear more than death. Since the little dwarf (his name is Julian, pronounced Hoo-lian) is running for President, but pretending not to, he is promoting the leftist agenda. He and his cabal have come up with an ordinance aimed at protecting the rights of flaming homosexuals wearing dresses.

They don't care about my rights to rebuke them and drive them from the premisis. I have to act like they are normal.

I am offended partly because this is all a show. There are only about five surviving cross dressers in San Antonio and they are all under 24 hour police protection. The Mexicans (who will not tolerate homosexuals but vote for them anyway)beat them until they decamped for Austin, which is right up the road. Austin is full of homosexual crossdressers, democrats and yankees. There are one million of each.

Since there are no surviving homosexual cross dressers to protect, this is all a dog and pony show for the Democrats. God rot their souls in Hell.
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I'm offended by the stupidity of this forum, video games are satanic? How and why? I'm a christian gamer, I go to church every week, I pray daily to Jesus christ and as some games may be satanic, but games like Oblivion, Skyrim and Halo are marvelous works of fiction that shouldn't be considered satanic just because they have demons in them.
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I'm offended by the stupidity of this forum, video games are satanic? How and why? I'm a christian gamer, I go to church every week, I pray daily to Jesus christ and as some games may be satanic, but games like Oblivion, Skyrim and Halo are marvelous works of fiction that shouldn't be considered satanic just because they have demons in them.

Welcome to this Friendly Place of God!

Would you please make a thread in the introduction forum before persecuting us for our beliefs?


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I'm offended by the stupidity of this forum, video games are satanic? How and why? I'm a christian gamer, I go to church every week, I pray daily to Jesus christ and as some games may be satanic, but games like Oblivion, Skyrim and Halo are marvelous works of fiction that shouldn't be considered satanic just because they have demons in them.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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I'm offended by the stupidity of this forum, video games are satanic? How and why? I'm a christian gamer, I go to church every week, I pray daily to Jesus christ and as some games may be satanic, but games like Oblivion, Skyrim and Halo are marvelous works of fiction that shouldn't be considered satanic just because they have demons in them.
Look here fellow, I am offended that you have taken offense.

Don't call yourself a Christian and then take part in devilish activities. We are on to these tricks.

Understand you that the Lord has called you here, that you may find Jesus and be saved. Better pay attention to that call, because it will not likely come twice.

Welcome then fellow. I hope you will come to Jesus and avoid Hell, but that is up to you.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
I have to make an introduction post before posting replys? I dont need your criticism, or your rules. Please quit commanding me to do things. I am a true son of jesus, you're just envious of The Lord himself.
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Apparently not, dear. A True Christian™ wouldn't support the LORD's arch nemesis.

The LORD's arch nemesis is creation itself, can you see this? We are all the enemies of the lord, except me. Of course.
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I have to make an introduction post before posting replys?...
First off, it's lethal (not leathal) and replies (not replys). Stay in school.

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...I dont need your criticism, or your rules. Please quit commanding me to do things...
You want to make rules? Fine. Set up your own church. Until then, you're a guest here, try behaving like one.

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...I am a true son of jesus, you're just envious of The Lord himself.
Very wrong, on both counts. Bet you're used to that, tho.
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Whenever I see a famous person outing himself as gay i ask myself if he is the princess who gets it in the butt or he is the one who enters the aids-hole.
I think liberals call them passive and actives.
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Whenever I see a famous person outing himself as gay i ask myself if he is the princess who gets it in the butt or he is the one who enters the aids-hole.
I think liberals call them passive and actives.
That is what I have heard. Those that 'swing both ways' are known as 'Passive Agressors".
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Transgenders offend me. They're all traitors. They're traitors to themselves, their sex and gender, traitors to their families and even the United States of America.

Why else do you think Bradley Manning shared all of those military documents with our enemies? His head is all screwed up with this notion of being able to change his sex, and he can't think straight. Anyone who would cut off his own tallywhacker isn't thinking straight.

I hope this nutso never gets paroled.
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This video of utter chink madness has offended me greatly. I was totally unprepared for it. It is amazing what Satan can put in the path of a Christian on a day-to-day basis when they are least expecting it!
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